The Internets are buzzing this morning over yesterday's July 4th parade antics in Upper Arlington, Ohio where it was laud Jim Tressel's day. However, the real parade gold near Columbus on the 4th was in tony neighborhood Dublin where the 28th annual Doo Dah Parade also featured spoof parade floats such as the Fine Lyin' Tattoos skit, complete with a politically incorrect blind, fake Jim Tressel. More - JUMP!
You had to figure the story of Stephanie Robinette blasting cops with her breast milk would not end well for the Columbus, Ohio educator. She had been a second and third grade teacher until getting loaded at a wedding reception, exposing a breast and going John Rambo on the fuzz. As we told you it would, the story flew around the world at warp speed. It seems her employer wasn't impressed and decided it was time to part ways. Details - JUMP!
• Video: Delonte West saying he didn't bang LeBron's mom • Sexy: Marlins cheerleaders don these USA outfits! • Photos: Abbey Clancy wedding dress malfunction? • YUM: J. Love Hewitt's legs all oiled up • Rachel Nichols Maxim bikini action for your Tues • Michelle Hunziker Bikini Watch: very LSD-like • Maurkice Pouncey talks about banging big girls • Etc.: The Situation turned 30 yesterday
Luke Fickell has never really left Columbus, Ohio. There was a brief period after his OSU career when he spent time in New Orleans, but then it was back to the homeland. He's 37. That means people know Luke Fickell. And now, as the new Ohio State head coach, ladies REALLY know Luke. He wears Affliction shirts, jeans and flip flops. It's the American dream for a 35 yr old chick looking for a divorce bounce-back. Relax, ladies, he's taken. But it can't hurt to look, admire.
If you're new to Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em, there is a lesson we've long tried to get across to donut shop armed robbers. When the lady you're robbing puts two glazed donuts in the bag with the cash you wanted, ditch the donuts. Meet Florida Dunkin' Donuts robber Michael Ray. He's a burnout who needs some cash. It's early in the morning and where else to rob? Hit the donut shop. But it's Michael's stupidity that ends up getting the best of him. JUMP!
• JESUS H! Darnell Dockett buys this alligator! • Photos: One more dump from WSOP ladies event • Bikini! Ashley Tisdale parties her ass off at beach • 4th of July Pool Party Girls: An Investigation • Here is Paris Hilton making out with Todd Phillips • Mississippi St. cheerleader bikini action for the 4th • Derek Jeter forced to wear this uni during rehab • You have to see this haircut - G Money!
Our old buddy on Twitter, Homer Bush, actually went to work this morning figuring out the latest from the world of athlete rides and came up with images of Joe Johnson's F-650. That Green Monster, we believe is the same F-650 that made its initial splash way back in 2008 when Johnson debuted the 200-gallon tank beast. The estimated cost of this thing, in '08, was nearly $179,000. No biggie when your contract is 6-years, $119mm. Full photos - JUMP!
The Internets are abuzz this morning after UFC 132 and the Dennis Siver-Matt Wiman fight for two reasons: (a.) Siver's face looked like a 1986 WWF cage match broke out on his forehead, and (b.) Dennis Siver won the fight via the judge scorecards. Oh, and did we mention Siver is Russian & gets the W on a holiday weekend? Get ready to see much more of the Russian Bloodbath, says CageWriter's Steve Cofield. More from the fight & full shot of Siver's mess - JUMP!
It's Week 3 of our Summer With The Missouri Hooters Bikini Team. It just happens to be the week when the big trucks came in for a washing. Teamwork is a must. One of the ladies has to brave heights to scale into the bed of the truck to wash the top of the cab while another has to man the fire hose. A simple 4-door, imported 4-banger isn't much of a challenge. This week, however, you see the team come together & prove that Americans are still capable of a hard day of work for honest pay. Makes us proud of this country. Go team! Happy 4th of July!
There are literally dozens of eating competitions taking place this weekend and the infamous Z Burger in the D.C. area got things started yesterday with its burger-eating competition. The rules were simple. Eat the most burgers, win the money. But emotions erupted as one competitor (yep, he's Canadian) claimed the winner had piles of breading floating in his drink cup. Of course overalls was pissed at the crazy accusations. Video - JUMP!
• Pic: Biggest Rack At The WSOP • Here is Gilbert Arenas planking a women's bathroom • Ahhhh sh@$! CFL touchdown celebration plankin' • Jessa Hinton's rack on display the other night • Michelle Hunziker unveils yet another bikini • Popsicle Tongue Action! Alessandra Ambrosio! • Video: Brian Wilson DESTROYS this Gatorade jug • #FriskyFriday roundup! So much weekend fun!