Looking for a sweet new spot to hang with your bros on Sundays? The NFL season is right around the corner, so look no further than these six sweet, multi-million dollar pads owned by NFL'ers. Sure these money-holes have been on the market for quite a while now, but that benefits you! They've seen some serious price drops, so now is the perfect time for you to swoop in. Imagine watching football this Fall in Joe Montana's basement or Kurt Warner's prayer room? JUMP!
The 49ers surprised everybody last year with their run to the NFC Championship. Alex Smith and Coach Jim Harbaugh gelled and Patrick Willis led one of the most feared defenses in the league. Looks like the Niners will be back atop the division because everything else is looking pretty sad. John Skelton and Russell Wilson could be week one starters. As for the Rams? Matt Barkley is looking promising! JUMP!
Back in May we reported some big time WAG news. Former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Ann Lux was reportedly engaged to Red Sox infielder Will Middlebrooks. It was an adorable story. The two met when they were 12-years-old and grew up together. It was practically a movie script waiting to happen. Until now. A seemingly normal photo surfaced of Lux out on the town with some friends...but look closer. No engagement ring! That's right, Lux ditched the rock! JUMP!
By now we all know the deal with Dez Bryant and his new rules. The guy can't go to strip clubs, has to be home by midnight, blah, blah, blah. It's pretty sad that it's come to this with Dez. The guy has all the talent in the world and just can't seem to get his sh*t together. The guy was sued by creditors, got in a nightclub fight with Lil' Wayne, then to top it all off, he went and beat his mother. The Cowboys have had enough. No drinking! No strippers! Babysitters! Twitter went nuts! JUMP!
The AFC West is always a question mark. Chargers-Broncos. Broncos-Chargers. Throw Peyton Manning into the mix and things get even hazier. DEN & S.D. are clear front-runners in the division, but will Peyton's neck stay healthy? Maybe. Will Philip Rivers be Philip Rivers? Probably. Going to go ahead and count the Chiefs and Raiders out already because how far can Carson Palmer and Matt Cassel really get you? 9-7 wins the division, right? JUMP!
Last night's Padres-Braves game came and went. Odds are none of you watched it and that's a damn shame because you missed the catch of the night. Logan Forsythe, the Padres infielder hit what looked like a routine foul ball...until a Padres ball girl named Catalina stepped in. Hopping up instinctively from her chair, Catalina stuck her glove out and pulled a frozen rope out of the air. Best part? Braves reliever Chad Durbin pays Catalina his respects with a fist-pound. JUMP!
Sorry to interrupt what was probably a great Monday. Could use some help here. Look at this Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader pic we found. LOOK AT IT. The picture was a screenshot from this weekend's game against the Patriots. Let's just say this girl has seen better days. Why can't we figure out who she is? Yes, this is our bread and butter, but this time we need your help. JUMP!
You know who nearly died during yesterday's Broncos-49ers game? This security guard taking a David Akers laser to the left shoulder blade. Even Joe Buck was concerned for Security Bro, thinking he was concussed from a shot to the melon. Replay shows it was a shoulder shot, though. You put Akers' left leg in the thin air and he's bouncing shots off people standing 10 feet behind the end zone. Thankfully Security Bro will survive and hopefully work a full season. JUMP!
Catch any of the Jets-Panthers game last night? Jets looked good right? This team is becoming more and more of a laughing stock with every passing week. Rex Ryan and Tony Sparano keep telling fans that things are fine, that they're waiting until the regular season to "unleash" their offense. The media is quickly becoming very critical and so are fans. They're sick of Tebow, sick of Sanchez and sick of the lack of scoring! JUMP!
Can we get past the notion that the NFC East is the best division in the NFL? Enough is enough. The Cowboys, like usual, look good on paper. Michael Vick will be on IR by week 10, leading to the Nick Foles era. RGIII and the Redskins are going to be a bright spot, but it looks like the division is the Giants to lose again. Even Vegas is saying the Cowboys are in huge trouble. The OVER/UNDER wins total is set at 7.39. Yet another year of mediocrity. JUMP!
What do we know about the AFC East heading into the 2012 season? The Patriots, with the addition of Brandon Lloyd, should sweep the division, win 12 games and have home-field advantage in the playoffs. The Dolphins will be lucky to win 3-4 games, the Jets will be lucky to break .500 and the Bills are still Bill Belichick's b*tch. Don't waste your time emailing us that the Jets can win the division. Look at the schedule. It's a mess. JUMP!
• Relax, ladies, Jets-Panthers streaker in boxers • Japanese LLWS coach freeze spraying catcher's nuts • T.O. tweets his release from Seahawks; Jets need WR • PHOTO: Erin Andrews posing w/Broncos cheerleaders • A shirtless Les Miles on a boat, bitches! • Katy Perry See-Through Cleavage! • Sara Sampaio: The Next Great Supermodel • Wait...Candace Swanepoel Has A Nipple Ring?
Are we fans of NASCAR? Not until some hilljack is 20 Bud's deep and kicking the sh*t out of some guy in the RV lot. There's no infield this week at Bristol - sorry. So we hear the takes are high right now in NASCAR as the Sprint Cup Series is beginning to reach the end of its season and racers are doing whatever they can to scrounge for points. Would it be too much to ask Mark Martin to nearly die again this week? JUMP!
Lance Armstrong dropped his fight with the USADA last night...blah, blah, blah. We'll continue to acknowledge his accomplishments and his triumph over cancer, and apparently so will every black guy on Twitter. These guys were so fired up about the decision and were acting like Lance was one of their homies from back in the day. Don't take away a mans accomplishments when he's only got one nut! JUMP!
We had to wait until week three of the preseason for a brutal, cringe-worthy injury, but thanks to Marc Mariani we now have one. Mariani, a third year pro out of Montana, was returning a kick in last nights game against the Cardinals when his leg got tangled up on his way to the ground. The end result was something grizzly, something that would cause more pain than I hope to endure in a lifetime. JUMP!
• WTF? Ravens fans exposed to rabies at game! • Phillies Graphics Failure: That's not Morandini • Sex w/ WWE star Dolph Ziggler "too athletic," GF says • Oklahoma cheerleaders get wet at training camp • Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans - EVER! • PHOTOS: Irina Shayk in lingerie because it's FRI. • Semi-SFW Fun: Play Guess That Celebrity Cleavage! • Emmy Rossum in a sports bra will brighten your day