Things really are getting bad down in Miami. The Dolphins suck and the Marlins, at a record of 69-92, are a whopping 28 games behind Washington going into today's season finale. Fans gave up, Ozzie Guillen lost control and players mailed it in back in August. Last night, as Carlos Lee was trotting out to the field in the 9th inning, he went for a friendly fist pound with coach Joey Cora. Said fist bump didn't go according to plan. JUMP!
Miami is 4-1 on the season and still undefeated in ACC play. Their only loss came at the hands of Kansas State in the form of a 52-13 massacre. Being 4-1 and atop the conference should drive up attendance and fan interest right? Well judging by some of their crowds this year people just don't seem to care about The U like they used to. All that matters is that the Hurricanes hotties are still showing up to tailgate! JUMP!
In case you missed it, former Rutgers defensive tackle and paraplegic Eric LeGrand sent a playful tweet to Lolo Jones challenging her to a race. Being the thinker that Jones is, she responded quickly with, "Get Checked for a concussion. Clearly, u’ve been hit in the head… Cos u arnt beating a track athlete.” She sent a few more ignorant, insensitive tweets before realizing her folly. Obviously Twitter lost it on the dumb track star. JUMP!
If you don't remember NFL WAG Jennifer Walcott, let us fill you in. Walcott is a Playmate, Miss August 2001 to be exact, and is married to former NFL safety Adam Archuleta. Our obsession began back in 2008 and it hasn't faltered since which is why it makes us so happy seeing her comeback continue. A few months ago it was a casual shoot for Bench Warmer. Now Walcott is back with a full-on exotic location bikini shoot. JUMP!
Lets just say things haven't been going swimmingly in Lexington this fall. Coach Joker Phillips has the Wildcats at a 1-4 record heading into their showdown with Mississippi State this weekend. Getting whooped by a combined 76-17 in their two SEC games, it doesn't look like things are getting better from here. In order to please the locals, they have to remind them their Men's Basketball team won the National Championship last year with...what else, a corn maze! JUMP!
Hockey hasn't been part of ESPN networks since 2004-05. Did any of you notice or care? No? Didn't think so. Well, we are here to put hockey back on the map for you guys because Russia's KHL (Kontinental Hockey League) has officially signed with ESPN to have select games streamed live on ESPN3. To celebrate hockey's (kind of) return to ESPN we bring you 84 sexy KHL ice girls!JUMP!
In our first edition of 'Girls Of The Pac-12' we featured a group of Arizona sorority girls in their underwear. Didn't think we could top that? Wrong. This week the Wildcat sorority girls stepped up with a tube top group shot. Coming off of a tough 38-35 loss to Oregon State, Arizona doesn't have a break as they travel to Stanford to take on a the #18 Cardinal. Maybe a little TLC from these babes will do the football team some good. JUMP!
Yep, Tony Romo has done it again...and by 'it' we mean throw five interceptions in a Monday Night Football game. With every interception last night Romo looked progressively worse and worse. It's amazing it took Jason Garrett that long to give Kyle Orton a shot. Really, that 4th interception wasn't enough? Romo has to get more hate than love in Cowboyland at this point. Judging by all the NSFW action on Twitter the guy's days are numbered. JUMP!
Remember last week when news began to surface that Cowboys.com was now a gay dating site? A place where you can "find your own cowboy", so to speak? That was hilarious and cool that somebody got the best of Jerry Jones, but we have something that might top that. Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has pulled the ultimate bad-ass move by purchasing Nets.com! Not only that but he threw in a little jab to Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov...in Russian! JUMP!
Big news coming out of Philadelphia early this morning. No, it wasn't the Eagles third lucky win of the season...it was this heroin bust by the Upper Darby police. An undercover cop made a sizable purchase of 140 bags of heroin last Thursday. Standard on the mean streets of Philly, but something was different about these baggies: they were labled "LeBron James". Yep, The King himself is now officially an endorser of Philadelphia's finest heroin! JUMP!
Its been three long years since Marko Jaric has been on an NBA roster, but the wait is finally over...for now. ESPN has announced that the Bulls signed Jaric to their training camp roster, giving the 33-year-old another shot at the NBA. Why would we care about a random scrub like Jaric? Don't let those three years Jaric spent in Europe fudge your memory...he's the lucky S.O.B. who's married to Adriana Lima! JUMP!
Gulp. One of our worst nightmares as WWE fans has come true. Kelly Kelly is officially leaving the company to pursue other career options. Now not only will we be forced to watch crappy divas matches, but said matches will now be without one of the sexiest divas in WWE history. Kelly Kelly had been in the WWE since 2006 and apparently has had enough of the WWE grind. Yes she's still banging NHL'er Sheldon Souray. JUMP!
This just goes to show you that nobody, not even an MVP candidate, can escape rookie hazing. Outfielder Mike Trout, who recently became the first MLB rookie with 30 home runs and 40 steals, was forced to don baby gear with the rest of the Angels rookies. Gotta respect Trout and his thick skin while taking a prank like this. The guy is having a better season than any of his veteran teammates and just takes it like a champ. JUMP!
In case you haven't heard, BC headed to East Lansing and invaded College Gameday. We wanted to see the most interesting game of the most boring weekend of college football so far and we weren't disappointed. The signs from Michigan State fans were great and the game was actually halfway decent. The girls of Michigan State also did not disappoint. These girls know how to party and proved that they might be the best the Big Ten has to offer! JUMP!
It's amazing seeing how delusional New York Giants fans are. Kicker Lawrence Tynes had an opportunity to win the game last night with a 54-yard field goal. By no means is that kick a chip shot, even for the best kickers, and as you know Tynes came up a few yards short. Countless Giants fans have ignored the horrible Ramses Barden pass interference call and put the full blame on Tynes. One guy said to ship him to Iraq! JUMP!
While watching the Bills vs. Patriots game this afternoon we noticed a few things at the bar. First being Ryder Cup fans are some of the most annoying in the world of sports. Just a bunch of fake patriotic bros pretending to care about the outcome of a tournament nobody cares about. The second thing we noticed was Vince Wilfork's wife. If you missed the game, lets just say, Vince went hoggin'! JUMP!