Get This Miami Dolphins Themed Chrysler For $7,995!!!
If I’d ever move to Miami, I’d feel compelled to buy the most loud, obnoxious, and extravagant car I could possibly afford so I can properly “fit in” with all the cocaine dealers, fixers betting on Pop Warner that ESPN...
Buy Mickey Mantle's Driver's License For $500,000!
Fans taking food out of their kids mouths to spend it their passed sports idols’ memorabilia always struck me as exceptionally macabre. That money could have been better invested, I don’t know, in the athlete’s foundation or favorite charity, but...
Meet The 40-Year-Old Saints Cheerleader, Oldest In Team History
Middle-aged NFL cheerleaders aren’t anything new, but in a region of the county that’s renowned for its off-field talent, 40 year-old New Orleans Saintsation Kriste Lewis will go down in the history books for proving southern smokes can be older...
Tampa Strip Club Report For Richie Incognito
The Richie Incognito saga took its predictable next turn when the pariah o-lineman met with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers about a job yesterday. Everyone is expectedly saying the right things about the recruiting trip, with management saying that they’re...
Dime SI Models Throw Out First Pitches At Brooklyn Cyclones Game
I remain consistently impressed by Sports Illustrated being able to churn out their high quality annual swimsuit magazine and get people to pay for it when alternatives like Busted Coverage and free porn are much more readily available that deliver...
Levi's Stadium STILL Isn't Ready For Sunday (The Turf Is A Disaster)
Looks like the 49ers front office spent all their money on Colin Kaepernick’s fancy new deal, but didn’t leave any left behind to properly sod their own multi-billion dollar, taxpayer-funded stadium. This happens a lot in California. The Niners announced...
Bar Paly Ice Bucket Grade: D+
Bar Paly is one of my favorite Israeli Bars, but unfortunately she always seems a step behind the times. Her ice bucket foray was on par with mistaking Tony Romo as a competent quarterback; it was a lot of sizzle...
I'm Betting These Packer Fans Will NOT Eat The Horse Collar Kielbasa Turd
The Cold War of stadium concession abominations was cranked up even hotter with the Packer’s new latest offense to dietary guidelines. Damn!! New at Lambeau Field at Packers game. The HORSE COLLAR! pic.twitter.com/96OcTcCYJT — Bill Michaels (@Bill_Michaels) August 21, 2014...
Snag Lovie Smith's House With A Custom Library For $1.99 Million
As one of the NFL’s “good guys,” Lovie Smith earned universal acclaim when he landed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers job to mob up the MRSA Greg Schanio left behind. The CDC must have given Smith the green light...
Buy This Tricked Out Custom Bears RV — Buy It Now $55,000!
If you’re just now planning now on how to consume the 2014 football season, you’re already too late. True fans have already schemed out their dual-60 inch Samsung LEDs and have long ago told loved ones that’ll they won’t...
Jeff Garcia Is Selling $7.7 Million House You Didn't Think He Could Afford In The First Place
Ex-Niners QB Jeff Garcia will be perhaps the first person ever to move away from Southern California to Canada as he’s signed on to be Montreal Alouttes new quarterbacks coach. Enjoy those 16-degree winters up there, Jeff. Now that he’s...
