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Feb 5, 2012Football
Rob Gronkowski Doesn’t Have Time For Your Super Bowl Intro [PHOTOS]

Rob Gronkowski Doesn’t Have Time For Your Super Bowl Intro [PHOTOS]

That is the face of a man who is too busy catching passes and taking down chicks to give a shit about your Super Bowl introduction. Just look at the guys face. For the New York Giants, it looks like Jake Ballard is high on something. On queue, we have a New York Giants fan dressed ridiculously with a crazy look on his face. The New England Patriots countered with an old dude in a sweatshirt with an old leather helmet style hat. All this and more after the JUMP!

Feb 5, 2012Football
The 8th Annual Puppy Bowl [PHOTOS]

The 8th Annual Puppy Bowl [PHOTOS]

It was the 8th annual Puppy Bowl before Superbowl 46 and thankfully there were no season ending injuries for the puppies. They had Meep the bird live tweeting the event and plenty of fake penalties for all of these cute puppies. Pigs were just outside the stands cheering them on and there were tailgating puppies just outside enjoying food. Hopefully no one peed in the water bowl this year. Check it after the JUMP!

Feb 5, 2012Football
Four Old Ladies Share Giants Jersey For Superbowl 46 [PHOTOS]

Four Old Ladies Share Giants Jersey For Superbowl 46 [PHOTOS]

Check out these four older women who still have passion for their New York Giants. Four of them sharing a jersey? That's dedication folks. The Superbowl 46 preview show gave us a zip line, a pregnant Jessica Simpson, and Katharine Mcphee. The New York Giants are getting ready to take on the New England Patriots in Superbowl 46 and all of the stops are being pulled out for the game. Check it after the JUMP!

Feb 4, 2012Other Sports
‘U Mad Bro’ & Trollface Sign Spotted At Florida-Vandy Game [PHOTOS]

‘U Mad Bro’ & Trollface Sign Spotted At Florida-Vandy Game [PHOTOS]

Florida Gators fans have a question for you Vanderbilt Commodores: U Mad Bro? These signs were spotted court side of the game courtesy of @RowdyTownMayor. There were more cheerleader and dazzler pictures in this game than any other game I have covered. Also, can anyone tell me what this Florida fan was wearing or what the hell Kevin Stallings was doing. Check it after the JUMP!

Feb 4, 2012Other Sports
Guy Dressed As A Zookeeper For College Gameday [PHOTOS]

Guy Dressed As A Zookeeper For College Gameday [PHOTOS]

A Mizzou student dressed up as a zookeeper for College Gameday in preparation for the Mizzou Tigers and Kansas Jayhawks game. This bitter rivalry yielded some funny signs in the crowd such as the meme "BEAT ALL OF THE JAYHAWKS". A girl begged Jay Bilas to follow her on Twitter via a sign and Rece Davis stood next to the most awkward looking tiger mascot possible. All of this and more after the JUMP!

Jan 29, 2012NFL
Cam Newton Is Having A Real Good Time At The Pro Bowl [PHOTOS]

Cam Newton Is Having A Real Good Time At The Pro Bowl [PHOTOS]

Cam Newton is known for his smile, his gags, and also that he is a touchdown machine. Of course he has his visor turned upside down. Mike Wallace had a ridiculous mohawk in his introduction picture. Ben Roethlisberger looked as uninterested as possible in his sideline interview. All of this went down as the AFC took on the NFC in the NFL 2012 Pro-Bowl. Check it after the JUMP!

Jan 29, 2012Other Sports
Canadian Kid Disrespects USA During The National Anthem [PHOTOS]

Canadian Kid Disrespects USA During The National Anthem [PHOTOS]

So you're a Canadian kid attending the 2012 NHL All Star Game in Ottawa, well don't disrespect the good ol' US of A during our National Anthem. This little douchebag was talking the entire time the camera was on him and then put his huge hat over his head. Show some respect son. During the skills portion of the NFL All Star Game a goalie went Tebowing and actually blocked the shot. Check all this out and more after the JUMP!

Jan 28, 2012Other Sports
Chael Sonnen Is A Post-Fight Interview Machine [VIDEO]

Chael Sonnen Is A Post-Fight Interview Machine [VIDEO]

Chael Sonnen just gave one of the best post game speeches in UFC history. He took down Michael Bisping. He asked Joe Rogan how it felt to be inches away from greatness and used referred to himself in the third person more times than I could count. Joe Rogan handled it well when Chael told him it was his Octagon and his microphone. Chael ended the it with "Beat me if you can". Video after the JUMP!

Jan 28, 2012Other Sports
UFC On Fox: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor [PHOTOS]

UFC On Fox: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor [PHOTOS]

Demian Maia took on Chris Weidman in the Octagon where Weidman won on a split decision. Jay Koot is in the stands in Chicago watching live. Make sure you buy the guy a beer or three. Chael Sonnen and Michael Bisping duked it out and the main event for the fight was Rashad Evans taking on Phil Davis. All the hard hits, knock downs, UFC girls and wrap ups you can imagine after the JUMP!

Jan 28, 2012Other Sports
Duke Has Some Busted Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]

Duke Has Some Busted Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]

Duke is a very prestigious academic institution so you know what that means. The girls aren't as hot. Here is an example of that except with a cheerleader. Sir'Dominic Pointer of St. John's gave us his best confused face. Like a hoard of zombies, the Cameron Crazies taunted the St. John's player and all tried to tough them. Check out the Blue Devils taking on St. John's after the JUMP!

Jan 28, 2012Other Sports
A Guy Fawkes Mask Made It On College Gameday [PHOTOS]

A Guy Fawkes Mask Made It On College Gameday [PHOTOS]

It's probably not a very good idea to fear a Guy Fawkes mask anytime other than November the 5th. Well this Arizona bro decided to do it and it got him on College Gameday. The signs today were all pretty bad ass. We caught a guy who made a face hole for his sign. many internet memes, and a "Washington is Tuuurrable" sign. The Arizona Wildcats take on the Washington Huskies tonight. Check out the madness after the  JUMP!

Jan 22, 2012NFL
Vernon Davis Jumped On A Camera Stand In Celebration [PHOTOS]

Vernon Davis Jumped On A Camera Stand In Celebration [PHOTOS]

Jay Glazer explained to us how the New York Giants handwarmer bags were filled with Shamwows to keep their hands warm in these cold conditions against the San Francisco 49ers for the NFC Championship. The NFC showed up the AFC today where they brought Kristin Chenoweth who killed the National Anthem. Vernon Davis also got on top of the camera stand for a celebration. JUMP!

Jan 22, 2012NFL
Tom Brady Talking Sh*t To Ray Lewis’ Face [VIDEO]

Tom Brady Talking Sh*t To Ray Lewis’ Face [VIDEO]

Do you know what I wouldn't do if I were a quarterback in the AFC Championship? Talk shit to Ray Lewis' face. The guy allegedly stabbed a guy in a club and is known as being one of the most ferocious players in the game. Well that is exactly what Tom Brady did after he picked up a first down when the New England Patriots took on the Baltimore Ravens.  Video after the JUMP!

Jan 22, 2012NFL
Steven Tyler Botched National Anthem At AFC Championship Game [PHOTOS]

Steven Tyler Botched National Anthem At AFC Championship Game [PHOTOS]

Do you know who you shouldn't pick to sing the National Anthem? Steven Tyler in a terrible Patriots sequin shirt. I'm surprised the Foxboro crowd didn't boo him out of the stadium. Joe Flacco had the worst facial hair possible in the AFC Championship between the New England Patriots and the Baltimore Ravens. Flacco also looked like he was going to pass out in the pre-game huddle. Check it out after the JUMP!

Jan 22, 2012Other Sports
Manchester United’s Coach Looks Scorched From Sun [PHOTOS]

Manchester United’s Coach Looks Scorched From Sun [PHOTOS]

Usually British people are normally pail but in this case Sir Alex Ferguson looks either frost bitten or sunburned beyond belief. Manchester United met Arsenal at Emirates Stadium where these two bitter rivals faced off. A Manchester United player was carried off on a stretcher after a his ankle bent 90 degrees. Video of Valencia scoring an amazing header goal to end the first half after the JUMP!

Jan 21, 2012NFL
Vernon Davis Already Planning NFC Championship After Party [PHOTOS]

Vernon Davis Already Planning NFC Championship After Party [PHOTOS]

Vernon Davis is already planning his victory  party directly after the NFC Championship Game. Sounds pretty cocky to me but I didn't catch the game winning pass in my last game against the New Orleans Saints. The San Francisco 49ers host the New York Giants this Sunday. Will this be shittiest party ever or one that sends them to the Superbowl? Check out the invite instructions and the full picture after the JUMP!

Jan 21, 2012Other Sports
Alabama Head Coach Picks Nose On Television [PHOTOS]

Alabama Head Coach Picks Nose On Television [PHOTOS]

Anthony Grant is the head coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide who travelled to Rupp Arena to take on the Kentucky Wildcats. Anthony Grant is also a guy who picks his nose on national television. It was a redneck on redneck battle between the fan bases of Alabama and Kentucky. Can you think of any more ass backwards states? Whatever, the cheerleaders were hot. JUMP!

Jan 21, 2012Other Sports
College Gameday Signs: ‘Jay Bilas The Trillest’ [PHOTOS]

College Gameday Signs: ‘Jay Bilas The Trillest’ [PHOTOS]

This may be the best College Basketball Gameday sign of all time. A picture of ESPN's sports personality Jay Bilas looking like a gangster with a sign that reads "JAY BILAS THE TRILLEST". Two bored girls sat in the background with a sign that read "The losing stops now." It may be time to get you some caffeine or amphetamines to wake you up for all of the college basketball today because gameday is in Pittsburgh. They also played the 'dating game' with the players. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012NFL
Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012NFL
Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

Name these old farts at M&T Bank Stadium where the Baltimore Ravens took on the Houston Texans game. What the hell are kinda gloves are they wearing, what is that in your hand, and what the hell is kind of helmet is that? Also spotted in the crowd were two Texas cowboys in the crowd. I guess it's true, only steers and queers come from Texas.There was also a girl in the crowd with a mustache. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012NFL
Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012NFL
Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

Not only is the "D Fence" sign played out, it's not even being held right by this guy in the crowd. I'm pretty sure that is a necklace too with a backwards hat. Everything about this guy screams giant douchebag. Also seen in the crowd while the San Francisco 49ers took on the New Orleans Saints was a middle aged woman wearing a wrestling mask. Now that is dedication. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012Other Sports
Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

Nice mustache Skylar MacBee. Do us all a favor and shave that horrendous facial hair off for the good of college basketball. The number 2 Kentucky Wildcats traveled to The Summitt to take on the Tennessee Volunteers. John Calipari got pissed off at one of his players, hot Tennessee cheerleaders, and a weird giant cardboard face all after the JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012Football
Name Stunned LSU Chick At BCS National Championship Game [PHOTOS]

Name Stunned LSU Chick At BCS National Championship Game [PHOTOS]

This is a face of pure horror watching your beloved honey badger get torched by an Alabama wide receiver for 27 yards. The Alabama Crimson Tide took on the LSU Tigers in the Allstate BCS National Championship where the cajun fans dressed like idiots. What the hell were Erin Andrews and Les Miles staring at during the pre-game interview? Technically, Nick Saban's head is below sea-level in New Orleans at 5'6.  JUMP!

Jan 8, 2012NFL
Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS]

Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS]

Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!

Jan 8, 2012NFL
Introducing The Coughlin Face of Pure Frustration [PHOTOS]

Introducing The Coughlin Face of Pure Frustration [PHOTOS]

You've heard of the Manning face and even the Brady face, well here is the Coughlin face. It's a face of a man who just seems like he hates to be alive and nothing pleases him. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman called the game where Joe looked a little too excited to be there. The Atlanta Falcons and the New York Giants basically had no offense whatsoever in this game which created the infamous Coughlin face. Eli Manning also pegged his Offensive Lineman in the head. JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012NFL
Little Kid Fans Taunt Detroit Lions With Sign [PHOTOS]

Little Kid Fans Taunt Detroit Lions With Sign [PHOTOS]

Whoever raised these kids deserves a 'Parent of The Year Award'. These kids made a sign that said "Here Kitty Kitty" and look like little thugs doing it. This is just great television. The NFC Wildcard playoff came down to the Detroit Lions and the New Orleans Saints in the Superdome where the fans dressed absolutely insane (as usual). Matthew Stafford also still has his mother dress him apparently.  JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012NFL
Roger Goodell Forced To Sit By Himself At Wildcard Playoff Game [PHOTOS]

Roger Goodell Forced To Sit By Himself At Wildcard Playoff Game [PHOTOS]

You know nobody likes you when you are the commissioner of the NFL and no one wants to sit with you. You'd think if you had some extra tickets and free popcorn to a playoff game between the Houston Texans and Cincinnati Bengals, you could probably find some hot chick to enjoy the game with you. Brian Cushing showed up in the intros to make us all wonder if he really did do steroids. JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012Football
Arkansas Rednecks Flock To Cotton Bowl To Cheer On Razorbacks [PHOTOS]

Arkansas Rednecks Flock To Cotton Bowl To Cheer On Razorbacks [PHOTOS]

A fat pony tail wearing Davy Crockett with a fake mustache came to the Cotton Bowl between the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Kansas State Wildcats. The rednecks of Arkansas flocked to the Cotton Bowl stadium in their most ridiculous outfits imaginable. Jerry Jones gave his best "O Face" and Erin Brockovich showed up for some environmental activist bullshit during game cameos. Check all this out after the JUMP!

Jan 4, 2012Football
Clemson Redneck At The Orange Bowl: Yankees Fan! [PHOTOS]

Clemson Redneck At The Orange Bowl: Yankees Fan! [PHOTOS]

This guy thinks wearing the "Clemson Grandparent" shirt and writing ESPN on his arm makes him the life of the party. It doesn't but nice neck beard man. The Clemson Tigers and the West Virginia Mountaineers faced off in Miami for the Discover Orange Bowl. Basically, the entire crowd was filled with rednecks in stupid outfits. On the field, a WVU running back was tackled and did a flip to keep his footing. Video after the JUMP!

Jan 3, 2012Football
2012 Sugar Bowl Photos: GWAR & This MILF Cheering For Virginia Tech

2012 Sugar Bowl Photos: GWAR & This MILF Cheering For Virginia Tech

I'm not sure if these Virginia Tech Hokies fans wanted to go to the Sugar Bowl or a Gwar concert but they made it to the Sugar Bowl against the Michigan Wolverines. Erin Andrews showed up to the game and so did these three overweight girls dressed in I don't know what outfits. We all wonder if power VT blogger TheKeyPlay will survive his trip to the Sugar Bowl. If you spot him in the crowd,  I will buy you a beer.  JUMP!

Jan 2, 2012Football
Stanford Fiesta Bowl Band Is Full Of Hippies [PHOTOS]

Stanford Fiesta Bowl Band Is Full Of Hippies [PHOTOS]

This should come as no surprise that there are a bunch of hippies in California but holy shit check out the Stanford drum line.  What the hell is this kid wearing? Blue hair afro wig and giant red glasses? Palo Alto must be a weird place. The Oklahoma State Cowboys took on the Stanford Cardinals in the Fiesta bowl where Andrew Luck would be playing his last game.  Check out the sweet mullet on number 73 for OSU. Get that cut ASAP. JUMP!

Jan 2, 2012Football
Erin Andrews’ Rose Bowl Pants Giving Me A Chubby [PHOTOS]

Erin Andrews’ Rose Bowl Pants Giving Me A Chubby [PHOTOS]

I don't know what Erin Andrews was thinking when she chose this outfit to the Rose Bowl between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Oregon Ducks. It looks like she is Jenny from Forrest Gump in the 70's. The crowd was filled with crazily dressed fans like any other Rose Bowl but this year they had a stealth fighter do a flyover. That probably only cost the government a billion dollars.  JUMP!

Jan 2, 2012Football
Girl At Gator Bowl Knocked The F#$% Out [PHOTOS]

Girl At Gator Bowl Knocked The F#$% Out [PHOTOS]

It's probably not a good idea to stand too close to the sideline when you weight 100 lbs and a breeze could knock you over. Well, at the Gator Bowl between the Florida Gators and the Ohio State Buckeyes, an equipment manager got drilled by a Gator defender and hit her head on a metal object. Thankfully, she turned out to be okay. Cheerleaders, drugged up kids, and more after the JUMP!

Jan 1, 2012NFL
Tony Romo Zonked On Vicodin During His Introduction [PHOTOS]

Tony Romo Zonked On Vicodin During His Introduction [PHOTOS]

Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!

Jan 1, 2012NFL
Steve Smith Yells In Sean Payton’s Face [PHOTOS]

Steve Smith Yells In Sean Payton’s Face [PHOTOS]

Steve Smith apparently is not a big fan of Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints because he decided to get in his face. I can't believe no flags were thrown for taunting because Steve Smith went absolutely crazy taunting Payton. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers watched on from the sidelines looking like a Taliban warrior with a towel wrapped around his head. Steve Smith also had the chance to yell in Sean Payton's face. JUMP!