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Tennessee Titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has some new kicks and while they might ooze patriotism (in honor of 9/11, of course), they might be the ugliest shoes we've ever seen. We like where your heart is, but you're sense of style has obviously left the building. Although, if Osama Bin Laden were alive, we're sure he'd be terrified. Check out these monstrosities.
Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber may be jobless, devastated no one wants him and more or less universally despised, but at least he still has 20-something girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson. Here's a good glimpse of what Tiki gets to look at every night after he's unable to look at himself in the mirror. Not bad. Check the photos!
Leryn Franco, the 2006 Miss Paraguay runner-up, first wowed us during the 2008 Olympics where she competed in javelin. We kind of forgot about her until we heard she broke up with her footballer boyfriend Lucas Barrios. We're glad she's in the news again because it reminded us just how hot she is. We've got the dirty details of her breakup and some sexy photos to boot. Check it!
Dwayne Wade's lady Gabrielle Union looks good. She looks even better in a bikini. And even if you don't like the Miami Heat, you'll probably agree she looks pretty damn fine in this Miami Heat bikini. Union hit the beach with Wade and his two sons on Monday and showed off body and her new bikini. We've got the photos right here! JUMP!
What did you do last weekend? Probably not anything remotely as cool as a few high school football players from Dubois County, Indiana. A trio of offensive linemen saved a pregnant woman from a burning vehicle by overturning it. If Ox were here, we're sure he'd say, "Forest Park High School football rules!"
We don't know a lot of women with fake breasts who participate in physical activity, other than, say, porn. Perhaps there's good reason for that. A British woman had one of her fake boobs ruptured while playing a game of paintball. Now, UK Paintball is designing special rules for women with implants. Here are the gory details. Check it!
Sep 2, 2011
Star Wars dorks will unite in San Francisco this Sunday to take in a game of Alderaan's favorite pastime -- Giants baseball (R.I.P Alderaan). The Giants are holding Star Wars Day, which promises to be totally geektacular. It's a good thing the Dodgers didn't come up with this idea. Here are the details and a gallery of some of the hottest Slave Leias you'll ever see. Check it!
Sep 2, 2011
In honor of the Wisconsin Badgers and the beginning of the college football season (about damn time!) we give you Holli, the hottest Bucky backer we could find. She's not only gorgeous, but she's ripped and she likes to fire off a few rounds every now and then. So, if you have a fetish for Wisconsin Badgers fans or hot chicks with guns then we've got the gallery for you! Check it!
Sep 1, 2011
Kris Humphries, AKA Mr. Kim Kardashian, had the most awkward moment of his entire life this week. He was seated next to Kim's sex tape co-star Ray J on a flight to New Orleans. What did he do? Well, he didn't handle the situation very well, we can tell you that. We'll give you a blow-by-blow of the uncomfortable situation and a gigantic (like her ass!) Kim Kardashian gallery to boot!
There hasn't been much to cheer for lately if you're a Cleveland Browns fan. Except for running back Peyton Hillis, that is. The bruising rusher came out of nowhere last season to give Browns fans a ray of hope. Of course, they latched onto Hillis and made him into a local deity, much like Chuck Norris is to the rest of the world. Now Hillis is doing his best Walker, Texas Ranger impression to market his personal website and we've got the hilarious video for you. Bang it!
Sports business reporter Darren Rovell is getting a show on NBC Sports, but who cares about Darren Rovell? No one. That's why Rovell had the good sense to hire model/actress Erin Sharoni as his sideline reporter. If you're a St. John's fan, you probably recognize her from Red Storm Report. If you're not, you should start recognizing her now. Bang it for the gallery!
We know New England Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco likes to call attention to himself in public. Well, it appears he likes to call attention to fish in the privacy of the home he shares with fiancé Evelyn Lozada. Ochocinco has a custom-made fish tank over his bed and as a wall for his multiple televisions. Here are the pics, along with Lozada in a sports bra. Check it!
Remember former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa? Remember when he was black? So do we. He's a thing of the past. White Sammy Sosa is a thing of the present and White Sammy Sosa was photographed Sunday in New York stuffing bills in a belly dancer's skirt. Here's our tribute to one of the creepiest-looking dudes in the entire world. The greatest moments in Sammy Sosa white face history! JUMP!
Boston Celtics forward Paul Pierce stormed China to play some basketball, visit the Great Wall and meet the locals. Oh, and he also received a chocolate version of himself, which is oddly creepy. Check out the Chocolate Truth, Pierce doing the tourist thing and video of him flying over a scorer's table.
It's football season and you know that that means. Football! It also means tailgating and that means grilling and drinking. In order to get your proper shine on before the game, we've compiled the best tailgating beers for you. Whether you're a distinguished gentleman or a broke-ass college student, you'll find what you need right here.
Ashlynn Brooke. She's got it all -- smart, sexy, fun, great in bed (we assume) and a huge sports fan. The Oklahoma native is a huge Sooners and Green Bay Packers fan. She knows her stuff, too. In our latest 5 questions, we try not to drool while Brooke dishes on the adult industry, football and life. Oh yeah, we've got some pics too. JUMP!
Some farmers obviously have too much time on their hands. Some are apparently huge NHL fans. What do you get when you put the two together? A corn maze honoring your favorite team. Just this week photos have surfaced of a Detroit Red Wings corn maze and one of Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas holding the Stanley Cup. They're oddly cool so we grabbed a gallery of the best sports-related corn mazes for you. JUMP!
Skateboarder Tony Hawk busted up his face in an accident yesterday and ended up with a crazy snaggletooth. Luckily for you, or perhaps unluckily, we have the grizzly photos. Needless to say, Mr. Hawk is now missing something -- a normal-looking mouth. But the guy just added to his street cred. We Americans want our extreme athletes to break bones, lose teeth and die here and there. Tony's hockey goon face - JUMP!
It's a good old fashioned brawl in the streets of Memphis! Unfortunately for Morgan Turner, he picked the wrong dude to brawl with -- an off-duty security guard who knows Muay Thai. Luckily for Turner the fight gets broken up, but not before he takes some well-placed blows to the face. Afterwards, the street punk throws down some rhymes and seems to be ok besides that giant knot on his forehead. Check the video! JUMP!
Fulham FC's Philippe Senderos is a tough defender. Newcastle United's Joey Barton is a great goal scorer. But ask Senderos about slowing Barton and Senderos will reveal something crazy -- Barton is going to come in your face. All over it, probably. Take a look at the video where he reveals Barton's secret. JUMP!
Ever since former booster and convicted swindler Nevin Shapiro outed the University of Miami for widespread NCAA rules violations new t-shirt designs have been popping up. Most of them are designed to kick The U while they're down, but the latest takes a direct shot at Shapiro. Check them all out right here. JUMP!
PGAer Bubba Watson is recognized as one of the 'quirky' players on the usually staid tour. This week he has been dabbling in practice videos for the upcoming Barclays event that revolve around Bubba, a blue suit and water. Why? Because that's how Bubba rolls. And he doesn't drink, so this is how he and the boys amuse each other. Doesn't drink? Yeah, doesn't. More of a Bible study kinda guy. But it's his quirkiness you love and appreciate. Get some! Blue suit! JUMP!
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
You're not invited to the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials tomorrow and now neither is part of Bruce Jenner's family. Kardashian trimmed her guest list by 50 people reportedly because the venue couldn't hold them. We're sure no one will be angry about this. More importantly, we've got a gallery of Kim and that great ass! One more day until she's off the market. Your move, Bush. JUMP!
It looks like they've confused LeBron James with Buddha in China. James, who's touring the country, is being swarmed like a deity and Chinese are cramming themselves into places you need a shoe horn to get them out of just to get a glimpse. It must be because he's American, unless they're a nation that worships choke artists. Take a look at the lengths people are going to just to get near this fourth-quarter disappearing act. JUMP!
We now know, thanks to the i-Team at US Weekly, that Orlando Magic forward Ryan Anderson is dating reality star and model Gia Allemand. The couple has been publicly gushing over each other on Twitter and, as we're sure you expected, say they're in the perfect relationship. Of course this isn't Gia's first rodeo with a jersey. She once dated Carl Pavano and NHLer Chris Campoli. Nothing could possibly go wrong here, could it? Bikinis! Tweets! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
Three former UCLA Bruins -- Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook and Baron Davis -- have been attending classes this summer in an effort to complete their degrees. On Wednesday they were joined by music mogul and entrepreneur Diddy. No word on what class these clowns are taking, but you can be sure it isn't a class in the Molecular and Medical Pharmacology department.
Tony Hawk jumped on Twitter today to tell his followers the big news. No, not another video game being released. The news is 31-years-old and goes back to a time when Hawk was still taking 2nd place in skating events. You see, Tony had a trophy returned to him by the people who bought his childhood home. To think, they didn't throw it on eBay with a Buy It Now of $1,000. Sucker! JUMP!
Former University of Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl doesn't have much use for his gigantic multi-million dollar home these days. Since he doesn't have a job, he probably can't afford the mortgage payments either. Pearl's Knoxville home can be yours for only $2.7 million. Ever wondered what it's like to have three laundry facilities in your house. Buy this pad. Here's what you get. JUMP!
How many hot cyclist WAGs do you know? The answer to the question is now one. British cyclist Mark Cavendish is dating glamour model Peta Todd. We've covered nearly all the possible sporting WAGs in the world but never a cycling chick. Multiple high-fives to Cavendish for being able to parlay his biking success into jumping in the sack with Ms. Todd. It's amazing she got through the grasps of Manchester United. GALLERY! JUMP!
Ah, the lure of the ballpark -- the lush green field, the crack of the bat, dogs, beers, peanuts and drunk, belligerent fans yelling at you and the team the entire game. Here's that woman at a Cleveland Indians game. A funny thing happens after she takes her shirt off and starts waving it around in the air, though. The rest of the stadium follows suit. Check the video. JUMP!
That fantasy you've been dreaming up where U.S. Women's National Team members Alex Morgan and Whitney Engen are together in a tub, well... dream no more! You'll have to work your way around a couple of pesky sports bras, but that's what your imagination is for. Plus, we've got a whole gallery of Alex Morgan in all of her hotness for you. JUMP!
Artist David Arrigo may not have a bunch of paintings hanging in fancy galleries, but you've probably still seen his work. Arrigo has painted some of the coolest goalie masks in hockey. His works range from the odd -- Angry Birds -- to the traditional. The one thing they all have in common is they look awesome. Check the gallery. JUMP!
We've done gone and solved your problems once again! That $40,000 burning a hole in your pocket -- this is what you need to do with it. Rent Miami Heat center Zydrunas Ilgauskas' Soho townhouse for a month! You'll even have $3,000 left over for call girls! The place even comes with an Old School poster in one of the bedrooms. This place has it all. Check it out in the Busted Coverage real estate listings. JUMP!
Ah, those crazy NASCAR fools! Just when you thought you had them all figured out as a bunch of backwards, hillbilly, wife-beating meth heads, they go and turn the tables on you. Two members of Juan Pablo Montoya's crew were busted for, not meth, but marijuana. The humanity! Our main subject, Trevor Lysne, could pass for a coke dealer, but pot? Fooled us. JUMP!
Has baseball's lothario decided to settle down? That's the word on the street. San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito -- slayer of women -- is reportedly engaged to former Miss Missouri Amber Seyer. Ironically, much like his career, his choice of women has gone from the penthouse to the pig farm. Seriously, this chick grew up on a pig farm and probably swoon's over Barry's acoustic jams. JUMP!
If you've ever wanted to go bowling with a severed head, well, now you can. Somewhere in Germany an artist and a horror channel have teamed up to create bowling balls painted like decapitated heads. They're still cleaner than the balls that have been sitting at your local Bowl-A-Rama since 1970. JUMP!
EA Sports usually makes their games pretty authentic, but we didn't know how spot on they really cared to be. Until now. EA has updated FIFA 12 with a new Wayne Rooney. They've ditched the balding one and replaced him with a Rooney with a full head of hair. Those plugs are paying off in more ways than one. JUMP!
Shaquille O'Neal has a new girlfriend, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, who clocks in at 5-foot-1. We're not saying Shaq's girlfriend needs to be the size of Lisa Leslie but this is a tad ridiculous. Ahh, but Hoopz height isn't nearly as ridiculous as those Jorts Shaq is rocking. Where exactly does one go to buy a pair of Jorts to fit a 7-footer? And there are even more questions about the girlfriend. JUMP!
A naked woman at an Elks Lodge charity golf event in Woodward, OK over the weekend has folks fired up. Rumors is she was paid big $ to strip. This probably won't end good, but at least you can see what all the fuss is about. Of course there are photos of 'Alicia' completely naked. Of course men are snapping pics instead of helping 'Alicia' get dressed. Of course 'Alicia' has implants. Of course this is how Oklahoma gets onto Busted Coverage in the summer. JUMP!
Look, if your team is going to get its ass handed to them for 16 weeks this NFL season, at least make training camp fun, right? That's exactly what Pete Carroll has done by allowing a DJ spin some tunes. We know the guy has played The Clash, M.I.A. and Jimi Hendrix. The dude responsible for the tunes goes by DJ DV One. Get your requests in! JUMP!
Fallen hero Jim Tressel might have the support of his former players but now the mockery of Sweater Vest has spread to other Ohio campuses, specifically Ohio University. And there's more from the Tressel front. Players hoping to wear JT bracelets for their fallen warrior/father figure have been told that the plastic tributes won't be necessary. NO BRACELETS! Play football, morons. JUMP!
Golfer Rory McIlroy — all 22 years of him — doesn’t think much of Tiger Woods’ game these days. Woods...
You know you love Isaiah Mustafa's Old Spice commercials. Chivas USA's Michael Lahoud has a nearly spot-on impression of Mustafa in this promo for his team. It's so good it will make you want to buy tickets to a Chivas USA game. Check it after the JUMP!
The people in Miami want Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, so much so that they've begun chanting "We want Orton!" Apparently, the Phins current signal caller, Chad Henne, has had his delicate ego bruised because of it. Whoops! JUMP!
Free agent receiver Braylon Edwards isn't doing much to raise his stock among NFL teams. All signs point to Edwards being involved in the nightclub fight he was reportedly on the periphery of, this week. The WR says tweets on this Twitter account about fighting were the work of a hacker. But now it looks like this idiot just might have been in a fight. Another jail landing a Michigan receiver?<b? JUMP!
Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!
It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!
They love their hockey in Winnipeg, so it's a good thing they finally have a team again. When a local tattoo artist offered to burn the Jets new logo on the first person that replied, he didn't have much trouble finding someone. Hell, she doesn't even like hockey. She just thinks it's swell being Canadian. Crazy Canuckers! JUMP!
Hey, all the douchebags are doing it! Get a leg tattoo of your favorite ballers face and you'll be the coolest douchebag on your block! But hurry, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James have already been taken, so act fast before all the awesome players are gone. If you are willing to get Briant Cardinal tatted on your leg, email us and let us pay for it. firstname.lastname@example.org
Remember when you dreamed of owning a photo of a shirtless, nearly-naked Wayne Gretzky posing suggestively on the Edmonton Oilers' ice as a young lad, his milky complexion and creamy thighs beckoning you to him? Well dream no more! You can now own this sexually-stimulating piece of photography! JUMP!
Kevin Love may play for one of the worst teams in the NBA (Minnesota Timberwolves), but he's still a hell of a player. So, when he says something, people listen. Love, who's doing duty as a beach volleyball player during the lockout, didn't pull any punches when he was asked this week about the Miami Heat. Sounds like someone might be a little drunk on the Cuervo tequila he's pimping. The quotes - JUMP!
The Tennessee Titans surprised a lot of people when they drafted Jake Locker, but it appears they had a plan for him all along. Locker is performing errands during training camp for the Titans organization before he settles into his regular job of holding a clipboard while Matt Hasselbeck quarterbacks the team. Guess JUMP!
There are strict requirements for any person interviewed on BC. The individual must be capable of telling a sports-related story and actually have favorite sports teams. Today we catch up with Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet, a New England native who has interesting rooting interests. She's a Celtics, Patriots and Bruins fan. And a Yankees fan. Seriously. It's like one of the most taboo choices a Boston fan could possibly make. Her reasoning & a party story with Lonnie Paxton - JUMP!
Planking is all the rage among athletes these days, which is probably because most of them -- especially those in the NBA -- have too much time on their hands. It's even caught on in the typically stuffy world of golf, where Bubba Watson has taken the fad to Denmark. This, and other great moments in athlete planking for your enjoyment. JUMP!
How would you celebrate if you just got a contract that will pay you $10 million a year with $24 million in guaranteed money? Well, if you're New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes, you'd pause your video game, get up and pound a bottle of Cristal. Hell, we'd have done the same thing. Boss move we totally approve! Now, get camps open ASAP. JUMP!
Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck has a lot of things going for him -- frontrunner for the Heisman, a bright future in the NFL. However, good personal hygiene is not among them. Luck showed up at Pac 12 media day looking more like Grizzly Adams than the last great Stanford quarterback, John Elway. At least the Amish will have a Heisman contender to cheer for this Fall. Photos! JUMP!
Hide your strippers, wives, girlfriends, etc. if you live in Jupiter, Florida. Tiger Woods is just about set to move into his completely remodeled home. Guess what? It's nicer than your place. It includes a four-hole course, putting facility, tennis court, two pools and a dock for El Tigre's yacht. No word on how many stripper poles. All we know from the outside is that the place is kinda nice. Take a look for yourself. JUMP!
Alexander Ovechkin continues to travel the world this summer as part of his off-season training regimen. He was in the U.S. Then Canada. Then Russia. Now comes news this weekend that he was hanging in the Russian state of Dagestan at some random soccer match that turned into a fashion show. Somehow Ovechkin ended up wearing a strange scarf and black coat. The locals thought it was a riot. We kinda smiled. JUMP!
Look, Alabama, we aren't out to get Julio Jones. To those of you freaking out over the earlier story about his 15-18 different suits, just relax. We totally figure his family sprung for the new threads on a weekly basis. It's all good. No hard feelings. Now we move on to this guy's brand new 2011 Porsche Panamera. Um, those wheels sell for between $75k and $135k. Looks like someone didn't listen to Herm Edwards. JUMP!
In honor of the St. Louis Cardinals AAA affiliate Memphis Redbirds' Organ Donor Night uniforms, we've dug up 30 of the dumbest, ugliest, stupidest, craziest, what-the-hell-is-going-on-there uniforms we could find. Nothing says minor league sports like forcing a .250 hitter into wearing a Harry Potter uni. Have a jersey that needs to be added to this list? Email us: email@example.com
People do stupid things to cars to celebrate their favorite athletes or teams while most of us just attach the car flag to the window on game day. Today we get a look at the Paul Pierce El Camino that screams load of mulch in the afternoon and chick machine after dark. Ladies, don't resist the urge. You know riding in this will be the highlight of your single life. Jump in and let this El Camino show you a good time. JUMP!
While the NFL and players continue to dick around with their labor agreement, we found some photos of actual NFL players in uniform from today. Are they getting ready to play some ball? Of course not! They're just shooting a commercial for Verizon, but it's your very first look at J.J. Watt in a Texans jersey and Mark Sanchez ready to go 6-for-23. JUMP!
The British always get their knickers in a bunch when they have an athlete who's remotely capable of winning an Olympic medal. Usually the athlete turns out to be completely overrated. However, they might be on to something with heptathlete Jessica Ennis. She's not only a world champion, but she's gorgeous. And now she's been turned into a wax figure, abs and all! Take a look. JUMP!
Minnesota Twins manager Ron Gardenhire probably isn't a fan of Japanese women's soccer, but he played the part today, wearing a t-shirt that says "I [heart] Japan Women's Soccer after losing a bet to Tsuyoshi Nishioka. Gardy promptly swore off ever making dumb bets with foreign players, unless it was for money, beer or a walleye sandwich from Target Field. More - JUMP!
Minnesota Vikings punter -- that's right, punter -- Chris Kluwe is naming names... or naming douchebags, anyway. If a new collective bargaining agreement isn't finished stat, he's going to meet you on the playground after school, Peyton Manning. Kluwe, known for his ambitious tweets, doesn't pull any punches with his latest piece of work. The Tweets...JUMP!
Golfer Rory McIlroy and tennis superstar Caroline Wozniacki are sports newest super couple. McIlroy has officially announced his split from former girlfriend Holly Sweeney and was spotted with his lips on Wozniacki, but the important thing here is what Wozniacki looks like in a bikini. The next Tiger Woods and the world's #1 women's tennis player - doesn't get any bigger than this. JUMP!
Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is letting everybody know who won Super Bowl XLV by tattooing a giant pic of his ring right where everyone can see it. Should give receivers something to think about this season. The year of giant tats that some of these guys will eventually regret later in life rolls along with this beauty. JUMP!
To take a word from the Kenny Powers dictionary, the Kenny Powers K-Swiss ads give me a boner. Here's comedian Danny McBride completely uncensored taking over as K-Swiss CEO in his best ad spot yet. We saved this for the weekend so you could turn this up at home and scare the #@%^ out of your dog. Enjoy. JUMP!
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not a smart man. Here's more proof -- he sports the same facial expression no matter what he's doing. Is it confusion, stupidity, indifference? Who knows. At least he has a hot girlfriend in a bikini to distract us from it. Seriously, the guy can't even sit at the Raleigh in Miami and drink booze without making a stupid face. At least Eli has an excuse. JUMP!
Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' ex, has a new boyfriend. He's Jamie Dingman. He's rich, he's not terribly good looking and he's an opportunist, but he's the exact opposite of Tiger (except for the rich part). His new woman has an estimated $100 million fortune and she's ready to find some rebound meat. Looks like Jaime's timing couldn't be any better. Gold digger! JUMP!