Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber is going to get married to whatever trollop he pleases, thank you very much. Actually, he's going to get married to the intern he cheated on his pregnant wife with, Traci Lynn Johnson. Johnson will be having her bridal shower this weekend. One problem. Tiki isn't even divorced yet. Somebody has to get paid before Tiki can run off and marry some chick half his age. Check it!
St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltran is dumping his Long Island estate and probably also thanking his lucky stars he doesn't play for the New York Mets anymore. The home can be yours for a mere $5.8 million, but beware, it's not for movie buffs. Sure, there's a home theater room in Beltran's pad, but it looks like it doubles as a closet. Of course, this place was obviously built around the gym anyway. Oh, and there's a karaoke bar! Sold! JUMP!
They just can't find anyone who's culturally-sensitive to write headlines over at ESPN, can they? After tripping all over themselves when someone used the term "chink" in a headline about Asian-American New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, they went and did it again. This time, the victim was former Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Hines Ward, who's half Korean. Here's what they tried to slide by us this time. Check it!
Most coaches just slink away to the locker room, maybe hurl a few choice epithets at the ref when they get ejected from a game. Not Toledo Walleyes coach Nick Vitucci. No, Vitucci throws shit, or at least he did when he got ejected from an ECHL game against Wheeling last week. After getting tossed, Vitucci threw several water bottles and even a stick at the ref before leaving. Well done, Nick. Well done. JUMP!
It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!
While the Lakers are bitching about one thing or another, the Los Angeles Clippers are having a good time and leading the Pacific Division. Yeah, we still don't believe it either, but maybe it's because they're a bunch of stupid kids who don't understand the significance of the Clippers leading anything. Take center DeAndre Jordan, who likes to take photos of his teammates sleeping. Creepy, but also funny. Here are some of the best. JUMP!
Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah just had a birthday. He went to St. Bart's to celebrate. Neither of these things are important, though. What is important is who he celebrated with. We don't know her name, but the ugliest dude in the NBA was actually spotted with a fairly hot lass. We can only attribute how this happened to the fact that he's rich. There's really no other explanation. Here's a look. Won't you please tell us more? JUMP!
We're sure you remember Washington Redskins' safety LaRon Landry's impossibly jacked photo from last week. Well, teammate Adam Carriker had a little fun with it. Carriker threw on his wife's shirt and flexed in front of the camera just like Landry. Obviously, this dude has too much time on his hands. Here's the result and his interaction with Landry. All we have to say is, "Why to go, brahs!" Check it!
Bowler Pete Weber still has a little magic left in the tank. The biggest dick in the PBA pulled out a strike on his last roll to win the U.S. Open on Sunday. Then he celebrated like only Pete Weber can -- by yelling a bunch of crap. No part of his rant was more bizarre than what he yelled at the crowd, though. Here's video of Weber's post-win celebration proving once and for all, Pete Weber is still a dick. Check it!
And you thought Bobby Knight was retired from coaching. Oh, wait. He is. That was his son Pat, the coach of Lamar, ripping off a legendary post-game rant that would make his father proud. After Lamar dropped a game to Stephen F. Austin the other night, the younger Knight ripped into his seniors, saying, among other things, they were stealing money by being on scholarship. College basketball is more fun with a Knight in it, that's for sure. Check it!
New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin isn't sleeping on his brother couch anymore. Hooray! No, Lin is movin' on up, as it were, although not to the east side. Lin is subletting a condo in White Plains from former Knick David Lee, who was banished to Golden State in 2010. Lee's loss, Lin's gain we suppose. Here's a look inside Jeremy Lin's new babe layer, where we'll be sure to observe the rule -- if this baby's rockin', don't come knockin'. Check it!
New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin already has a legion of fans, but probably none of them are as dumb as this dude. That's right. We've found the first idiot to get a Lin tattoo. It was only a matter of time, right? The best thing we can say about the ink is at least dude didn't get Lin's face tattooed on his body somewhere. Thankfully, it's just the guy's number. Still, we doubt this will help him with the ladies. You be the judge. Check it!
It's a wonder there are so few women who've started a race at Daytona. Actually, no it isn't. The only bigger anomaly would be an Asian woman starting a race anywhere. In true woman driver form, Danica Patrick crashed on the last lap of her first Sprint Cup race today at Daytona. We, of course, were really surprised. Here's the story of how hit went down and the video of the jolt she took when she hit the wall. Check it!
Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!
Get ready to be terrified. The the jowly Don Zimmer bear is a reality. We're serious. The Tampa Bay Rays will be giving away a promotional item to fans in June known as the Zim Bear. It's half teddy bear, half Don Zimmer and all creepy as hell. Here's a look at the Zim Bear and one alternative fan promotion involving Zimmer that we just know would bring the fans to the park and not scare children. Check it!
Former major leaguer and injury risk Eric Davis is dumping his Los Angeles home, presumably because he's spending most of his time in Cincinnati. The two-time All Star, who made his name with the Reds, now works in the team's front office, so he probably has no need for this pad anymore. It can be all yours for a little over $2 million and it comes with a basketball court. Or at least half of one. Check it!