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Nov 2, 2011Other Sports
MLB All-Stars Doing Snake Blood Shots In Taiwan [PHOTOS]

MLB All-Stars Doing Snake Blood Shots In Taiwan [PHOTOS]

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. A group of MLB players touring Taiwan to play the national time did as the locals do earlier this week, stopping in Snake Alley to drink some shots of snake blood. The players watched the snakes get sacrificed and then threw back shots... some more than others. Whether the blood gave them special powers is debatable, but they dominated in their first game of the series.

Oct 31, 2011Girls
Busted Coverage Invades Halloween At The Playboy Mansion [60 PHOTOS]

Busted Coverage Invades Halloween At The Playboy Mansion [60 PHOTOS]

What did we do this weekend? Well, BC Assignment Editor Monty had a pretty ho-hum time... at the Playboy Mansion! Actually, it wasn't a ho-hum time. The Karma Foundation put on a killer party and invited select distinguished guests like us. We really tried to get a +9729, but we couldn't make it happen, despite all of our clout. So, unfortunately, you'll have to live vicariously through our totally gonzo operation which are aptly depicted in these photos. 60 PHOTOS! Check it!

Oct 28, 2011Other Sports
Demolition Of Pittsburgh Penguins’ Former Home, The Igloo [Photos]

Demolition Of Pittsburgh Penguins’ Former Home, The Igloo [Photos]

If you like destruction, then we've got something for you! The Igloo, the former home of the Pittsburgh Penguins, is being torn apart from the inside out. Although demolition didn't begin exactly when it should due to some local do-gooders, it's well underway now. Although we're sure there are a lot of memories in The Igloo for the people of Pittsburgh, it's still cool to watch shit get wrecked. We've got the photos. Check it!

Oct 28, 2011Other Sports
Bill Belichick Has Ditched The Hoodie For La Russa Jersey

Bill Belichick Has Ditched The Hoodie For La Russa Jersey

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is supporting friend and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa in one of the strangest ways we can fathom -- by wearing his jersey. It's kind of creepy if you ask us, but hey, we don't want to criticize the fashion plate that is Bill Belichick. Or do we? Here's the story of how this diabolical merger of Belichick and La Russa happened. Check it!

Oct 27, 2011NFL
24 Greatest Moments Of Tebowing In Internet History [PHOTOS]

24 Greatest Moments Of Tebowing In Internet History [PHOTOS]

The Tim Tebow craze just keeps getting bigger. Tebowing has replaced planking as the cool thing to do on Twitter. Of course, we're all over this developing trend because we've got a nose for hard news! Where to Tebow, how to Tebow and why to Tebow . We've got it all for you right here, including the 24 greatest Tebowing photos from the Internet. Like a Tim Tebow jump pass... JUMP!

Best Of Sports-Related Pumpkins [Photos]

Best Of Sports-Related Pumpkins [Photos]

It's almost Halloween and you know what that means -- chicks in slutty costumes getting really drunk! Oh, right, it also means trick or treating and pumpkin carving. Since we'll all be seeing plenty of those scantily-clad drunk girls, we thought we'd bring you a look at something else -- sports-related jack-o-lanterns. Boom! Here's a gallery of the best we could find. Check it!

Oct 27, 2011

Adriana Lima’s Boxing Workout [PHOTOS]

Adriana Lima’s Boxing Workout [PHOTOS]

Well, well, well... what do we have here? Supermodel Adriana Lima in tight-fitting clothes getting her workout in? You bet your sweet ass! Lima was working with a boxing instructor in Miami yesterday, while her scrub husband Marko Jaric was, who knows, sitting around on his lazy, scrubby ass. We've got Adriana kicking some ass in the ring and maybe a few photo of her kicking ass on the runway too. Check it!

Oct 26, 2011

Ex-NHLer Alexander Mogilny’s Florida Condo: $6.8MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

Ex-NHLer Alexander Mogilny’s Florida Condo: $6.8MM [BC Pad Purveyors]

We know what baseball players' homes look like. We know what basketball players' homes look like. But where does a former NHL sniper from Russia reside? Pretty much exactly where you'd think -- in a penthouse condo in Miami that sits right on the beach. To hell with winter, hey? We take a look at Alexander Mogilny's Florida condo, which is on the block for a paltry sum of $6.8 million. Check it!

Oct 26, 2011

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Oct 25, 2011NFL
Tony Romo’s Wife Candice Crawford Is Pregnant! [NFL Sperminators]

Tony Romo’s Wife Candice Crawford Is Pregnant! [NFL Sperminators]

America's Couple are expecting their first child. That's right! Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and beauty queen wife Candice Crawford have one in the oven. Romo let the news slip today and, of course, we are all over it. Is this going to be the best-looking most gifted child ever? You bet your sweet American dream-loving ass it is! The fairy tale is real, people! JUMP!

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Oct 25, 2011NFL
Dig In! Buffalo Bills Tickets At Bottom Of That Crap! [VIDEO]

Dig In! Buffalo Bills Tickets At Bottom Of That Crap! [VIDEO]

What would you do for free tickets to an NFL game? We know these Buffalo Bills fans would dig through a pile of buffalo crap to get tickets to watch their team. While the premise may not sound too appealing, the video is hilarious, thanks to a gagging radio jock and some dumbass who keeps digging in the pile of crap long after the contest has ended. Get in and check it out you dirty pigs!

Oct 24, 2011Other Sports
Chuck Liddell’s Drunken Hawaiian Vacation [PHOTOS]

Chuck Liddell’s Drunken Hawaiian Vacation [PHOTOS]

Chuck Liddell seems like a pretty normal dude, other than the fact that he could probably kill you with a kick to the head. Aside from that, he pretty much seems to enjoy the same things we all do -- getting wasted and working over broads. We've got some photos of Liddell doing just that in Hawaii. Red plastic cups, limos, hanging loose, and fun with escalators. The Ice Man Cometh! JUMP!

Oct 20, 2011Other Sports
Bet Will Pay $375,000 If Cardinals Win World Series

Bet Will Pay $375,000 If Cardinals Win World Series

The St. Louis Cardinals are three games away from winning the World Series and making one crazy bastard considerably wealthier. A St. Louis man laid $500 down on two bets picking the Cards to make the Series and win the Series on September 12. Vegas didn't think too much of the Cardinals odds at the time, so the payouts will be substantial. We run you through the particulars. Check it!

Oct 20, 2011Other Sports
Walt Weiss Colorado House: $4MM For All This!  [BC Pad Purveyors]

Walt Weiss Colorado House: $4MM For All This! [BC Pad Purveyors]

Ah, to be a mediocre baseball player with staying power. That's what former Oakland A's and Colorado Rockies shortstop Walt Weiss was and it paid him well. It paid him so well, in fact, he was able to afford 73 acres in Colorado. Now he wants to pawn it off for a cool $4 million. Hey, why not? It comes with it's own baseball diamond so you can do your Field of Dreams thing. We've got the photos. Check it!

Oct 19, 2011Sports Tattoos
Rajon Rondo Has The Rolls-Royce Of Back Tattoos [Photos]

Rajon Rondo Has The Rolls-Royce Of Back Tattoos [Photos]

If you're in the NBA and you're a real baller, you have to let everyone know by getting a badass back tattoo. Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo is in the NBA, a baller and, of course, has a back tattoo. It is, perhaps, the most unoriginal back tattoo in the league, though. Why? Rondo jacked the Rolls-Royce logo and had it burnt into his skin. Check out Rondo and the rest of the NBA's back ink in this gallery. Jump!

Oct 19, 2011Football
Notre Dame Bullies Kansas School Destroyed By Tornado [LOGOS]

Notre Dame Bullies Kansas School Destroyed By Tornado [LOGOS]

Notre Dame is a bully -- not so much on the football field like they once were, but definitely in the legal arena. The university is forcing a small school in Kansas that was leveled by a tornado and only reopened this year to change their Fighting Irish logo. Apparently, people were confusing the high school with the university... or something. This leads us to believe the Chapman High School football team really sucks, too.

Oct 18, 2011NFL
6 Legit Reasons Blackhawks Fan Daniel Rago Slapped Devin Hester

6 Legit Reasons Blackhawks Fan Daniel Rago Slapped Devin Hester

Chicago Bears receiver Devin Hester got slapped in the back of his head in a casino in suburban Chicago by a gentleman named Dan Rago. The odd thing about the situation is Rago is seemingly a Chicago sports fan, which made us wonder, why would Rago slap a dude who scored two touchdowns against the Vikings this past Sunday? We break down the possibilities for you. Check 'em and tell us if you agree!

Oct 17, 2011Other Sports
Karina Smirnoff Postpones Wedding To Brad Penny [PHOTOS]

Karina Smirnoff Postpones Wedding To Brad Penny [PHOTOS]

Mediocre Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny, who didn't throw an inning in the postseason, is doing alright off the diamond... or at least he was. Penny is engaged to Dancing With the Stars hotttie Karina Smirnoff, but things apparently aren't looking so rosy for the couple. A trash mag report has surfaced that they're postponing their wedding. You'll never guess why. Here's the reasoning and some hot-ass photos of Karina to prove Penny's ass was out of its league. JUMP!

Oct 14, 2011Other Sports
Disgusting MMA Injuries Update: Dominick Cruz [Photos]

Disgusting MMA Injuries Update: Dominick Cruz [Photos]

Look, it may not be our bag, but we'll always respect dudes who fight in UFC. You know why? Because they're bad motherf*^%ers! And we have evidence. If you're game for some of the most gruesome injuries, blood, gore and otherwise you've ever seen in your life, then we've got it for you. Frankly, it's like a train wreck -- if you can look away, or not look at all, you're better than us. That said, enjoy the gallery!

Oct 13, 2011Other Sports
That’s An Amar’e Stoudemire Shoe Cake!  It’s Edible! [PHOTOS]

That’s An Amar’e Stoudemire Shoe Cake! It’s Edible! [PHOTOS]

Cake is delicious and so when you combine cake and sports you sometimes end up with something pretty cool. New York Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire recently received a pristine cake featuring his new Nikes, so we thought we go on the search for some cool sports-themed cakes, whether they're made for fans or given to some athlete to celebrate a birthday, we've got a full gallery of some pretty awesome sports cakes. Check it!

Oct 13, 2011Football
ESPN GameDay Signs: Occupy Herbstreit Vs. Wall Street [Photos]

ESPN GameDay Signs: Occupy Herbstreit Vs. Wall Street [Photos]

The Occupy Wall Street demonstrators may not have much of a sense of humor, but we do. That's why we find Occupy Herbstreit somewhat hilarious. The movement, if you can call it that, is based around a blog and features a rogue college football fan holding up ironic signs that play off the Occupy Wall Street themes only are about college football. The movement is both small and young, but we've grabbed the best from Occupy Herbstreit. Check it!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Dude, Your Back! Squash Ball At 175 MPH Leaves A Mark [VIDEO]

Dude, Your Back! Squash Ball At 175 MPH Leaves A Mark [VIDEO]

We didn't think squash was a contact sport, but there's evidently a danger level, especially when Cameron Pilley is playing. Pilley holds the world record for hardest shot and, for reasons unbeknownst to us, his brother volunteers to take a shot to the back at close range. The result is a lot of pain and one disgusting-looking injury. Here's the video -- not for the faint of heart. JUMP!

Oct 12, 2011Other Sports
Kenyon Martin Hopes Twitter Haters Get AIDS, Deep Sixes Account

Kenyon Martin Hopes Twitter Haters Get AIDS, Deep Sixes Account

Denver Nuggets forward Kenyon Martin put his ignorance on display for all the world to see this week. Martin got in a flame war on Twitter with some fans after they said he was overpaid. It culminated with Martin saying he hopes his haters get AIDS and die. He then denied making the statement and closing his account. Brilliant! We've got the blow-by-blow rundown for you right here. Check it!

Oct 11, 2011Other Sports
NHLers With Assault Rifles: Leafs Tyler Bozak & Mike Brown [Photo]

NHLers With Assault Rifles: Leafs Tyler Bozak & Mike Brown [Photo]

The Toronto Maple Leafs are giving those hockey-loving Torontans hope. They're off to a 2-0 start and they're proving to be a badass bunch, at least off the ice. Who knows whether their fast start means anything, but center Tyler Bozak and winger Mike Brown are at least cultivating a the bad MF'er persona off the ice. Bozak and Brown blasted some M16s in their free time. Should opponents see this as a message? You be the judge.

Oct 11, 2011Football
ACC Homeboy Inching Ball Towards Wake Forest 1st Down [VIDEO]

ACC Homeboy Inching Ball Towards Wake Forest 1st Down [VIDEO]

Sometimes it just seems like the officials have it out for your team and maybe they do, but we've never seen anything quite this blatant, especially at such a high level. We've got video of a referee pushing the ball forward after it was spotted to, seemingly, try to give Wake Forest a first down in their game against Florida State. Wake Forest would win 35-30. Home cooking? You be the judge.

Oct 10, 2011Other Sports
UPDATE: World’s Hottest Athletic WAG Ilary Blasi Shows Legs On TV [PHOTOS]

UPDATE: World’s Hottest Athletic WAG Ilary Blasi Shows Legs On TV [PHOTOS]

We've got an update on the world's hottest WAG Ilary Blasi. The last time we saw her she was playing paddleball on the beach, looking smoking hot in a black and white bikini. More recently, she appeared on the Italian gossip show Verissimo. What was she doing? Other than looking smoking hot, we really don't know. We don't speak Italian. The important thing here is the update. And by update, we mean gallery of a hot-ass chick. Check it!

Oct 10, 2011NFL
Alicia Sacramone Calls Brady Quinn Best Boyfriend EVER [PHOTOS]

Alicia Sacramone Calls Brady Quinn Best Boyfriend EVER [PHOTOS]

Broncos QB Brady Quinn got passed over Tim Tebow in yesterday's loss to San Diego. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, gymnast Alicia Sacramone tore her Achilles while training in Japan. The couple may be cursed, but they're still in love, dammit! And why not? She's gorgeous & he has no reason to stay in Denver now that the Jesus Boy era has begun. We salute your level of commitment Brady Quinn and we'll do it with a gallery of your hot girlfriend. Check it!

Oct 7, 2011Golf
Golfer Banned For Cheating Wins Body Weight In Ham

Golfer Banned For Cheating Wins Body Weight In Ham

Scottish golfer Elliot Saltman isn't terribly good, but he has occasional flashes when he isn't getting banned from the tour for cheating, that is. Take this, for instance: Saltman nailed a hole-in-one at the Madrid Masters on Friday. It didn't really put him in contention, but at least he won't go hungry. Saltman's feat won him his body weight in ham. Now that's a lot of bacon! You want to know just how much ham? Check it!

Oct 7, 2011Other Sports
Hot Texas Rangers Fan Balloon Fetish [Videos]

Hot Texas Rangers Fan Balloon Fetish [Videos]

We've got a hot Texas Rangers fan celebrating her team's AL West championship the only way you can -- by popping balloons with her ass. Oh, wait... maybe there are other ways to celebrate. Anyway, we've never been big into the whole balloon fetish thing, but we''re reconsidering after seeing these videos. Don't worry, they're SFW and we highly recommend you check them out. Hit it!

Oct 7, 2011Other Sports
Detroit Tigers’ Post-Game Celebration, Best Of [Photos, Video]

Detroit Tigers’ Post-Game Celebration, Best Of [Photos, Video]

The Detroit Tigers upended the New York Yankess to earn a spot in the ALCS last night and they had a fitting celebration. It included goggles, Victor Martinez's son, milk, reporter Tom Verducci almost losing an eye and, of course, tons of champagne. We went and found the best of. Here are the photos and video of the Detroit Tigers ALDS celebration. Check it!

Oct 6, 2011Other Sports
Did Tim Lincecum Destroy This San Francisco Rental? [LAWSUIT]

Did Tim Lincecum Destroy This San Francisco Rental? [LAWSUIT]

San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is accused of $200,000 worth of property damage and squatting by a former landlord. The hurler was hit with a lawsuit this week seeking $350,000 in damages. Among other things, Lincecum, or someone who was in his home, allegedly destroyed or stole quite a few items in the furnished apartment. We've got all the juicy details and the complaint for your perusal. Check it!

Oct 5, 2011NFL
Redskins Owner Dan Snyder Buys $70 Million Yacht [Photos]

Redskins Owner Dan Snyder Buys $70 Million Yacht [Photos]

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is loaded. How loaded? He just forked over $70 million for a gigantic luxury yacht called The Lady Anne. Maybe he can throw another $40 million at Albert Haynesworth and use him as an anchor. We've got the particulars, we've got the photos, and we've got the story of Snyder's latest purchase, which says "I'm a bigger baller than you could even dream of!" Check it!

Oct 5, 2011NFL
Tim Tebow’s Tear Jerker Speech On The Biggest Loser [VIDEO]

Tim Tebow’s Tear Jerker Speech On The Biggest Loser [VIDEO]

Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was on The Biggest Loser last night. Does anyone else see irony in this? Anyway, Tebow showed those fatties how to do some workouts and gave one hell of a motivational speech. Unfortunately, none of it worked, but Tebow should be used to that by now. We've got the video right here for you. Are you ready to get FIRED UP!? Check it!

Oct 4, 2011Other Sports
Jon ‘Bones’ Jones New Ride Is $189,000 Bentley Continental GT [PHOTOS]

Jon ‘Bones’ Jones New Ride Is $189,000 Bentley Continental GT [PHOTOS]

It's a good day representative of hard work, sacrifice and commitment when you go down to the dealer to pick up your new Bentley Continental GT -- not that we would know about any of that. UFC champ Jon "Bones" Jones does, though. Bones called it one of the best days of his life. When you check out the specs on this bad boy, you'll know why. We've got them for you along with some pics of Bones' new ride. Pimp!

Oct 4, 2011NFL
Jay Cutler Succumbs To Kristin Cavallari Poon ATTACK! It’s Back On! [Photos]

Jay Cutler Succumbs To Kristin Cavallari Poon ATTACK! It’s Back On! [Photos]

The moment you've all been holding your breathe for has finally come -- Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is back together with Kristin Cavallari. The, uh... super couple was spotted holding hands in Los Angeles today. The last time we checked, the Bears played in Chicago. Obviously, Cutler had more important matters to take care of. This is probably best for his emotional well being. In honor of the reunion, here's a gallery of Cutler and Cavallari's greatest hits. Check it!

Oct 3, 2011Other Sports
Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, or as we call him White Sammy Sosa, is raising the bar on creepiness once again. He still has the white face, but now we know he shaves his chest. That's right, white skin and as little hair as possible. Well done Sammy! In honor of the weirdo known as Sammy Sosa, we present this latest installment of Greatest Moment in Sammy Sosa White Face. Check it out!

Oct 3, 2011Other Sports
Stephen Jackson’s New Rap Video “The Season” [Video]

Stephen Jackson’s New Rap Video “The Season” [Video]

The Milwaukee Bucks' Stephen Jackson has a new rap video for his song "The Season" and it's, uh... we'll let you decide. If you like videos with lots of bling, piles of money laying around, talk of the streets, dudes hangin' with the homies and stuff about the NBA lockout, this is definitely up your alley. Stack Jack, as Jackson calls himself, is no Eazy E, but he's definitely something... Check it!

Oct 3, 2011NFL
Reggie Bush Partying In L.A. After Team Loses To Chargers [Photos]

Reggie Bush Partying In L.A. After Team Loses To Chargers [Photos]

Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush didn't do much on the field during Sunday's loss to the San Diego Chargers, but he had a good time in his hometown and in L.A. Bush headed up the 5 and hit the club scene after the game, had a few drinks and looked at some dancing broads. All in all, a fine way to spend a Sunday evening drowning your sorrows. Check it out here!

Oct 1, 2011Other Sports
Cardinals Apparently Clinched NL Central, Not Wild Card [Photos]

Cardinals Apparently Clinched NL Central, Not Wild Card [Photos]

As we've come to expect from St. Louis, some dimwit posted a bunch of "St. Louis Cardinals 2011 NL Central Champions" posters around the team's locker room before they celebrated their Wild Card berth. We suspect the Milwaukee Brewers, who finished six games ahead of St. Louis, might have something to say about that. Anyway, here's a gallery of the Cardinals celebrating whatever they think they won. Check it!

Sep 30, 2011Other Sports
Gilbert Arenas Picks Up Wife At Airport Dressed As Pimp [PHOTO]

Gilbert Arenas Picks Up Wife At Airport Dressed As Pimp [PHOTO]

Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas may not be so pimp on the basketball court anymore, but he's dressing up as one off it. Thankfully, we can look forward to much more of Gil's clown antics, since it doesn't look like there's going to be an NBA season. Check out the full story of Gilbert Arenas' pimp suit and the full-body photo right here. Bang it!

Sep 29, 2011Other Sports
Hate A Red Sox Fan? Send Him/Her A Condolence E-Card [12 PHOTOS]

Hate A Red Sox Fan? Send Him/Her A Condolence E-Card [12 PHOTOS]

The Boston Red Sox melted down like no other team ever has before, blowing the biggest lead for a playoff spot entering September in history. While we're fairly pleased the Sox won't be in the playoffs, BC sorta feels your pain. We also enjoyed a laugh or two at your expense. So, in honor of your meltdown, here are the best A.L. Wild Card collapse e-cards. Way to go, Boston! Enjoy being loozahs this winter. JUMP!

Sep 29, 2011Other Sports
Would One Legged Jonnie Peacock Destroy One Legged Usain Bolt? [DEBATE]

Would One Legged Jonnie Peacock Destroy One Legged Usain Bolt? [DEBATE]

They're comparing amputee sprinter Jonnie Peacock to 100-meter-dash world-record holder Usain Bolt in England. While that comparison may be absurd, it does make you wonder how fast the guy could be on two legs. Or, if he could beat Bolt on only one. These Brits might be crazy with their comparisons, but Peacock's story is still pretty cool and what the hell? We might as well start the debate. Chime in!

Sep 28, 2011Football
Teach Me How To (Mike) Gundy: The Remix [VIDEO]

Teach Me How To (Mike) Gundy: The Remix [VIDEO]

The "Teach Me How To Gundy" video has taken on a life of its own, and for good reason. College football coaches shouldn't be doing dances like this anywhere. Fortunately, Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy forgot about the existence of YouTube. Poor bastard! His idiocy is our gain, though. We're skipping the original video because it's too damn long. It's already been remixed with music and a couple other Gundy highlights and the results are much, much better. Check it!

Sep 28, 2011Golf
LPGA’s Belen Mozo Is Getting Naked For ESPN The Magazine [PHOTOS]

LPGA’s Belen Mozo Is Getting Naked For ESPN The Magazine [PHOTOS]

We didn't know who Belen Mozo was before today, but we're already a big fan. The LPGA rookie will appear naked in ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue. To get you tuned up, we opened the file on Mozo and pulled a totally sweet-ass gallery of our own. Who's the big winner, besides our bank account when you keep clicking? That's right, you are! Now get in here and meet your new favorite golfer! GO!

Sep 27, 2011Tennis
Rory McIlroy & Caroline Wozniacki Are Sports’ Brangelina [Photos]

Rory McIlroy & Caroline Wozniacki Are Sports’ Brangelina [Photos]

Golfer Rory McIlroy and tennis player Caroline Wozniacki are clearly in the lovey dovey phase of their relationship. McIlroy just gave her a personalized golf club that has Wozziroly engraved on it, which raises a couple of very important questions. We break down the meaning behind Wozzilroy and throw you a gallery of the better-looking half of this relationship at you. Check it out!

Sep 27, 2011Other Sports
Phoenix Coyotes’ Paul Bissonnette Living The Dream [36 PHOTOS]

Phoenix Coyotes’ Paul Bissonnette Living The Dream [36 PHOTOS]

BizNasty is quickly becoming a Twitter legend, which is fairly odd for an NHL player who rarely gets on the ice. That's because Phoenix Coyotes' winger Paul Bissonnette documents his exploits with women, stupidity... whatever, fairly regularly and without shame. In other words, he's our kind of guy. If he wasn't playing in the NHL there would be a position for him on this staff. Take a look at the adventures of BizNasty right here. Check it!

Sep 26, 2011Other Sports
Jason Kidd Baby Mama Update: Hope Dworaczyk’s Newest Shoot [36 PHOTOS]

Jason Kidd Baby Mama Update: Hope Dworaczyk’s Newest Shoot [36 PHOTOS]

Maybe you've heard of Hope Dworaczyk. Maybe you haven't. If the latter, then you should get to know her work. Dworaczyk was the 2010 Playmate of the Year. She's also Jason Kidd's ex and the mother of his child. Why he didn't marry her, we have no idea. He may not be the brightest guy, but we know talent when we see it. Here's a heavy dose of Hope Dworaczyk for you to enjoy. MNF could get out of hand. If so, we have you covered with 36 pics to peruse. Check it!

Sep 26, 2011Sports Tattoos
Brad Marchand’s Misspelled Stanley Cup Tattoo: The Story Of How [Photos]

Brad Marchand’s Misspelled Stanley Cup Tattoo: The Story Of How [Photos]

Boston Bruins center Brad Marchand has a tattoo on the side of his torso that says Stanley Cup Champions. At least, it does now. When Marchand got the tattoo after the Bruins won the Cup, it said Stanley Cup Champians. So much for the American education system. Remember how drunk Marchand was for seven straight days? He's just waking up. Here's the story of Marchand's misspelled tattoo and some photos of him showing it off. Check it!

Sep 23, 2011Football
Brian Kelly Can’t Win Football Games, But He Can Join A Frat

Brian Kelly Can’t Win Football Games, But He Can Join A Frat

Brian Kelly has, admittedly, a tough job. He's the Notre Dame football coach. Notre Dame fans demand perfection and they haven't got a lot of that in recent years. The team is off to a 1-2 start this season, but spirits are high after the Irish beat Michigan State last weekend. And Kelly? Well, he's doing his part. He didn't get the memo to wear a blaze orange hat, but he did show up for this fraternity pyramid photo op. You know you want to know more...

Sep 23, 2011Football
Brett Favre And His Redneck, Dick-Texting Style Are Back!

Brett Favre And His Redneck, Dick-Texting Style Are Back!

Brett Favre is back, people! You knew he couldn't stay away forever... or a full season. We're sorry to tell you Favre fan boys he's only coming back to be a color commentator for Southern Miss, his alma mater, for one game. The important thing is Brett Favre and his gigantic ego are getting back to football in some form. Surely, this will be a monumental event. Not only do we have the details, but we're also going to tell you what to expect from Favre. Check it out!

Sep 23, 2011NFL
Bill Belichick Has A Somewhat Hot Girlfriend! [Photos]

Bill Belichick Has A Somewhat Hot Girlfriend! [Photos]

Shocker of the day! New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who we pretty much assumed crawled into a hole under a bridge in the offseason, has a fairly hot girlfriend. Her name is Linda Holliday and if you like MILFs, well, then this is your lucky day! What do we have for you? The story of Bill Belichick, Linda Holliday and a bunch of pics of her MILF-ey goodness. Check it!

Sep 23, 2011Other Sports
Madame Tussauds Alex Ovechkin Creepy As Hell [Photo]

Madame Tussauds Alex Ovechkin Creepy As Hell [Photo]

The Washington Capitals Alex Ovechkin is about to join all-time greats like Babe Ruth and Muhammad Ali... as a wax statue at Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. He follows former Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas in getting the wax treatment. Looking at Ovechkin's statue -- or at least the head -- is a lot like staring into the abyss. We're going to have nightmares for weeks!

Sep 22, 2011NFL
The Detroit Lions Make Bob Seger Cry

The Detroit Lions Make Bob Seger Cry

They're loving the Lions in Detroit. The team is off to a 2-0 start and the locals are talking playoffs for the first time in... longer than we can remember. Local celebrities are turning up for games too. Lions fan Bob Seger was spotted in the team's locker room after last week's win. He had himself a little cry while he was there, too. Ah, to be a Lions fan. It seems like the threat of success has Bullet Bob a little choked up.

Sep 22, 2011NFL
Broncos Receiver Eric Decker Dating Singer Jessie James [Photos]

Broncos Receiver Eric Decker Dating Singer Jessie James [Photos]

Donver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker burst on the scene with a 100-yard, two touchdown performance against the Cincinnati Bengals in week two. It looks like Decker is doing even better off the field, though. He's dating country-pop singer Jessica James. And wouldn't you know it! We've got a hot-ass gallery just for you! C'mon in and take a look at the best decision Eric Decker ever made.

Sep 22, 2011Other Sports
New Mr. Olympia Phil Heath: From 1.3 PPG Point Guard To THIS!  [PHOTOS]

New Mr. Olympia Phil Heath: From 1.3 PPG Point Guard To THIS! [PHOTOS]

Little something for the ladies and Andy Katz this afternoon. Phil Heath used to be a pretty average basketball player for the University of Denver, averaging 1.3 points per game during his college career. Today, he's a goddam physical specimen. Heath said to hell with basketball and turned to professional bodybuilding. It was a good call. Heath was just named Mr. Olympia. Check out this transformation. It's nothing less than astounding. Your move, Bilas. JUMP!

Sep 22, 2011Other Sports
Marcus Camby Spending NBA Lockout Free Time Getting Stoned

Marcus Camby Spending NBA Lockout Free Time Getting Stoned

Portland Trailblazers forward Marcus Camby has taken a different approach to the NBA lockout. While many of his colleagues are engaging in productive activities like playing basketball, Camby is smoking dope and hitting the buffet line. Camby was busted for marijuana possession earlier this week. Here's the story.

Sep 22, 2011Other Sports
Celta, FC Barcelona & Udinese Players Gay Up To Backstreet Boys [VIDEO]

Celta, FC Barcelona & Udinese Players Gay Up To Backstreet Boys [VIDEO]

And here's our train wreck video of the day! If you don't like soccer, well... here's some more fuel for your fire. If you are a soccer fan, then you should probably make sure stuff like this doesn't surface again. Here's video of Celta's Fabián Orellana, FC Barcelona's Alexis Sánchez, and Udinese's Mauricio Isla in an above-ground pool trying to sing a Backstreet Boys' song. If we didn't know they were soccer players, we'd be pretty sure this was a gay porn. JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011NFL
Lady Gaga Continues To Do Dumb S#$% At Sporting Events [Photos]

Lady Gaga Continues To Do Dumb S#$% At Sporting Events [Photos]

Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011Football
Western New Mexico Bus Blows Up, Team Wins Football Game Anyway [Photos]

Western New Mexico Bus Blows Up, Team Wins Football Game Anyway [Photos]

FIIIIIRRREEE! The Western New Mexico football team is one resilient bunch. After their team bus exploded while en route to play Fort Lewis College on Friday, the team got a new bus, new equipment, Nike threw in some cleats & they finished their trip and beat Fort Lewis anyway. No one was injured in the fire... except the bus. Check out the charred remains here.

Sep 19, 2011Other Sports
Meet The New York Mets Rookie Cheerleaders [Photos]

Meet The New York Mets Rookie Cheerleaders [Photos]

You know what's not sexy? It's simple - New York Mets' rookies in cheerleader uniforms. The underachieving ballclub had some fun last night with its annual rookie hazing by making youngsters look like they're about to partake in a gay porn in Chelsea. But these guys are troopers. They're able to laugh about being called up and becoming the Mets cheerleading team. You guys do realize these photos will live on the Internet? JUMP!

Sep 17, 2011Football
Ashton Kutcher Watches Iowa Pull Off Historic Comeback And His Wife Is Still Hot [Photos]

Ashton Kutcher Watches Iowa Pull Off Historic Comeback And His Wife Is Still Hot [Photos]

The Iowa Hawkeyes pulled off a historic comeback today, turning a 27-10 fourth quarter deficit into a 31-27 win. It was the biggest comeback in school history and celeb Hawks fan Ashton Kutcher was their to witness it. We're fans of history and we're also fans of Kutcher's wife, Demi Moore. So, in honor of the Hawks' big win and hot women over 40, here's a gallery of Demi at her best. Check it!

Sep 16, 2011Ring Girls
Meet Strikeforce Ring Girl Jordan Daniele [Photos]

Meet Strikeforce Ring Girl Jordan Daniele [Photos]

We may not know much about much, but we do know about hot chicks and Strikeforce ring girl and model Jordan Daniele is one. That's why we're bringing you this delectable treat to close out your Friday. Here's a smoking-hot gallery of Daniele to get your blood flowing and your weekend started right! Check it!

Sep 16, 2011Other Sports
NBA Stars Take Over Fashion Week [Photos]

NBA Stars Take Over Fashion Week [Photos]

NBA stars including Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, LeBron James, Amar'e Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony were fixtures at Fashion Week, which concluded last night. Wade's fashion cred is a little higher than the others, though. The Miami Heat guard was seen in the front row with Vogue editor Anna Wintour and is rumored to be launching his own line. Check out the boys and their threads in this gallery.

Sep 16, 2011Other Sports
Kardashian Sisters Don’t Like Kris Humphries [Photos]

Kardashian Sisters Don’t Like Kris Humphries [Photos]

There's trouble in paradise. Kim Kardashian's sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, don't seem to think too much of Mr. Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries. That's a real shame. A real made-for-TV shame. Frankly, we could care less what any of these idiots think about anything. Unfortunately, we're not the rest of the world, so you'll probably be hearing a lot about this. Here's the story. And you didn't think we'd let this slide by without a gallery of Kim's fine ass, did you? Check it!

Sep 16, 2011Golf
LPGA Golfers Engage In Some Ass Shaking [Video]

LPGA Golfers Engage In Some Ass Shaking [Video]

We like videos with chicks shaking their asses. Hell, we like chicks shaking their asses period. So, when we came across a video of some LPGA golfers shaking their asses in a video called "Grip It," we had to post it. The video is a response to the Golf Boys and is highlighted by the gorgeous Jeehae Lee. Watch her shake it right here. Check it!

Sep 15, 2011Other Sports
Baseball Mascot With Giant Dong For Sale On eBay

Baseball Mascot With Giant Dong For Sale On eBay

Now you can own your own piece of the Amarillo Sox -- their since abandoned mascot that looks like he's got a raging boner. That's right, this piece of baseball infamy can be yours for just $25,000. The mascot costume in all of its bonerrific goodness if up for sale on eBay.

Sep 15, 2011Other Sports
Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos]

Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos]

There are some happy Texans today. Rangers first baseman Josh Hamilton blasted a grand slam last night, triggering a promotion for free carpet and countertops from an Arlington carpet store. The slam also inadvertently introduced us to the store owner's daughter, Morgan Fitzgerald. Aren't we lucky? Here are some pics so you can ogle her.

Sep 14, 2011NFL
Yes, Broncos Fan To Pay For Play Tim Tebow Billboards [Message Boards]

Yes, Broncos Fan To Pay For Play Tim Tebow Billboards [Message Boards]

They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?

Sep 13, 2011Other Sports
Hotter POA: Bo Peep Garrett Richards Or Smurf Stephen Strasburg? [HAZING]

Hotter POA: Bo Peep Garrett Richards Or Smurf Stephen Strasburg? [HAZING]

Angels pitcher Garrett Richards may have one-upped the Washington Nationals and Stephen Strasburg's Papa Smurf outfit. Richards got to pose as Miss Bo Peep (we think), including his thick legs in stockings. It begs the question, who got the worse end of the rookie hazing, Strasburg or Richards? They both appear to be having more fun than should be expected. Check it!

Sep 13, 2011NFL
26 Sweet-Ass Photos Of Gisele In Honor Of Her Sweet-Ass Potato Fries

26 Sweet-Ass Photos Of Gisele In Honor Of Her Sweet-Ass Potato Fries

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011
Kate Upton Gives Back To Cantor Fitzgerald For 9/11 [Photos]

Kate Upton Gives Back To Cantor Fitzgerald For 9/11 [Photos]

We know you love Kate Upton, so although this has nothing to do with sports, we're bringing it to you anyway. Upton was on the trading floor at financial services firm Cantor Fitzgerald on Monday making calls for charity. The story of Cantor Fitzgerald is almost as amazing as Kate Upton is gorgeous. Check it out and yes, there's a gallery of Kate Upton, too.

Sep 12, 2011Other Sports
Washington Nationals Rookies Dressed As Gay Smurf Fluffers [PHOTOS]

Washington Nationals Rookies Dressed As Gay Smurf Fluffers [PHOTOS]

The Washington Nationals may not be very good on the baseball diamond, but at least their an entertaining bunch. Sixteen rookies were required to dress up as Smurfs, complete with blue body paint and tight white pants on Sunday. Ace Stephen Strasburg was Papa Smurf and catcher Wilson Ramos was a very ugly looking Smurfette. For some of the strangest rookie hazing we've ever seen, check out this gallery!

Sep 9, 2011Other Sports
Anna Kournikova Trading $9mm Junker For $20mm Miami Mansion [Photos]

Anna Kournikova Trading $9mm Junker For $20mm Miami Mansion [Photos]

Tennis legend Anna Kournikova and boyfriend Enrique Iglesias are building a new $20 million home in Miami that Scarface would be proud of. Hopefully it doesn't end as badly for them as it did for Tony Montana. Her old pad is on the market for $9mm and was a piece of junk. In honor of this excess we've got an excess of Anna Kournikova pics for you. We know that's what you really wanted anyway. Check it!