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  • If Only We Could Hire Olympian Jeff Fabry To Tranquilizer Dart The Kardashians

    If Only We Could Hire Olympian Jeff Fabry To Tranquilizer Dart The Kardashians

    Jeff Fabry can shoot an arrow straighter than you, which wouldn't really be notable except for the fact he only has one arm. Fabry is a member of the U.S. archery team and will be going for gold at the London Olympics. He's also seemingly an all-around swell guy. We're pretty sure this makes him better than all of us. Take a break from watching basketball and eating Cheetos and check it out here.

  • Logan Campbell Pimps His Way To London Olympics Via Escort Agency

    Logan Campbell Pimps His Way To London Olympics Via Escort Agency

    Logan Campbell is a pimp and we mean that literally. At least, he was a pimp. Now he's a member of the New Zealand Olympic team in taekwondo. Campbell initially funded his training through an escort agency he owned. Strangely, not everyone was crazy about the idea and Campbell ended up selling his business. Of course, everyone loves a good underdog story, especially one involving sex. Here's Logan Campbell's.

  • NFL Free Agency 2012: Five Best & Worst Signings…So Far

    NFL Free Agency 2012: Five Best & Worst Signings…So Far

    We’re only two days into the NFL’s annual horse trade known as free agency and things are already out of control. Many of…

  • Jerkoff Bulls Fan Spits On Hand, High-Fives Jeremy Lin [VIDEO]

    Jerkoff Bulls Fan Spits On Hand, High-Fives Jeremy Lin [VIDEO]

    This Chicago Bulls fan loves New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin. So what does he do? He spits in his hand (and tells us about it repeatedly) and then high fives Lin and his teammates as they run onto the court. It started what was an all-around crappy night for Lin, whose team lost to the Bulls in Chicago. We kind of wish someone would have punched this kid in the face, but unfortunately, that didn't happen. Here's the video.JUMP!

  • Snoop Dogg Goes From Pimpin’ To Owning Lingerie Football Team

    Snoop Dogg Goes From Pimpin’ To Owning Lingerie Football Team

    What's my motherf@*&!n' name? Snoop Doggy Dogg. Actually, now it's just Snoop Dogg and Snoop-a-Loop has himself a new football squad of scantily-clad chicks called the Los Angeles Rideretts. Snoop is the owns the Rideretts, who will begin play in the Lady's Arena Football League this year. We're pretty sure this is going be a huge success. We really can't wait. Can you tell just how excited we are? JUMP!

  • Kevin Durant Selling Seattle House Since He Doesn’t Need It; $2.8MM! [PHOTOS]

    Kevin Durant Selling Seattle House Since He Doesn’t Need It; $2.8MM! [PHOTOS]

    Oklahoma City's own Kevin Durant is giving Seattle the old heave ho. At least, he's giving his old Seattle pad he heave-ho. So, his franchise got up and moved from one of the coolest cities in the west to one of the, uh.... Waffle House-havingest cities in the west. Durant held onto his Seattle pad even after his franchise bolted, but hell, it's time to unload. KD's old pad, which we're pretty sure Bigfoot p*ssed on, is on the market for $2.8 million. Here's a look.

  • Who Knew Philip Rivers Was A Right-Wing Nutjob?

    Who Knew Philip Rivers Was A Right-Wing Nutjob?

    If you're following the race for the Republican presidential nomination, then we've got big news for you. San Diego Chargers quarterback and country bumpkin Philip Rivers has endorsed conservative Rick Santorum. Its seems like Santorum's warm embrace of Christian values is right up Phil's alley. The endorsement also confirmed something we were long suspicious of -- Rivers is out of his mind. JUMP!

  • Soccer Player Breaks Up With Model Mariana Diarco; She’s “Too Sexy” [PHOTOS]

    Soccer Player Breaks Up With Model Mariana Diarco; She’s “Too Sexy” [PHOTOS]

    We thought it was a prerequisite for world-class soccer players to have model girlfriends. Well, Atalanta winger Ezequiel Schelotto just thumbed his nose at the rules. He broke up with his model girlfriend, Mariana Diarco, but get a load of the reason why. His family deemed her "too sexy." Apparently, they were just tired of seeing her naked body everywhere. Well, they can go to hell. We like her naked body.JUMP!

  • Texas Basketball Fans Chant U.S.A. After Beating Hispanic School

    Texas Basketball Fans Chant U.S.A. After Beating Hispanic School

    USA! USA! USA! If you really want to stick it to someone who's Hispanic or, we presume, some other nationality, you should just break out the USA chant. Why? Well, all the kids are doing it. It's hip. It's cool. It's the thing to do! Actually, we're just kidding. It's probably not the thing to do. In fact, it's probably totally idiotic. Some kids in San Antonio did it anyway after their predominantly-white high school beat a predominantly-Hispanic high school in hoops. Now they're in real trouble.

  • The Rock Drops $3.4 MM On NFLer Vernon Carey’s Miami Home [PHOTOS]

    The Rock Drops $3.4 MM On NFLer Vernon Carey’s Miami Home [PHOTOS]

    The Rock has a new place to call home in Miami. He picked up the former home of Miami Dolphins tackle Vernon Carey for a cool $3.45 million. Not bad for a six-bedroom, six-bath joint with a resort-style pool and a home theater room with a ticket booth. That's right people! A ticket booth! You gotta have that ticket booth in your pad, yo! Here's a look inside The Rock's new digs, if you smell what we're cookin'. JUMP!

  • Check Out Adidas’ New Cowboy Boots [Photos]

    Check Out Adidas’ New Cowboy Boots [Photos]

    Adidas needed to generate some buzz, so what did they do? They went and hired designer Jeremy Scott to do a line for them. What did he come up with? A pair of Adidas cowboy boots and some running pants that have fringes on them. We're not even making this stuff up. Practical? No way in hell. Awesome? That depends if you have taste. We do and we think these things are hideous. Take a look for yourself!

  • Peyton Manning Getting Off Private Plane In Miami [PHOTO]

    Peyton Manning Getting Off Private Plane In Miami [PHOTO]

    Peyton Manning got released by the Indianapolis Colts today, in case you haven't heard. After his farewell press conference, Manning jumped on a private jet and went down to... Miami. Guess who needs a quarterback. Guess who is expected to make a run at Manning. The Miami Dolphins, that's who. While there's meeting scheduled between the Dolphins and Manning, it must be nice to have Peyton already in town if you're Miami's GM. Here's the evidence and the story. JUMP

  • Sorry, Losers: Cubs Win World Series On MLB ’12 The Show [VIDEO]

    Sorry, Losers: Cubs Win World Series On MLB ’12 The Show [VIDEO]

    Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Well, you won't be hearing that for a while unless you check out the new commercial for MLB 12 The Show. They actually have the gall to depict the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series, something most of us know will never happen. We've got the video right here, which will either pull at your heart strings or make you laugh heartily. Guess which category we fall into. JUMP

  • Tim Tebow To Be The Next Bachelor?

    Tim Tebow To Be The Next Bachelor?

    Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing 'The Bachelor.' The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We're sure the ladies' panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that's what makes good television. Here's the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!

  • Spelling FAIL: UNC Government Taunting Duke Via Twitter Is Disaster

    Spelling FAIL: UNC Government Taunting Duke Via Twitter Is Disaster

    So what if they can't spell at the University of North Carolina? They're ACC champs, dammit! Here's a lesson in taunting, courtesy of the North Carolina and Duke student governments. Rule No. 1 when chiding an opponent via Twitter is to know how to spell. Unfortunately, some people who go to UNC failed to observe this rule. Someone from Duke was, of course, happy to help them understand. Here's the rundown. JUMP!

  • The Downfall Continues: Lamar Shipped To D-League

    The Downfall Continues: Lamar Shipped To D-League

    Is the downfall of Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom complete? We're not entirely sure, but last year's NBA Sixth Man of the Year just got shipped off to the D-League. Lamar will be spending some time with the Texas Legends, who, decidedly, are not composed of Legends. The Mavs made the move so Lamar could get into mental and physical shape. Ouch! We trace Odom's downfall back to its roots. You probably won't be surprised what we find.