That had to hurt.
The Green Bay Packers have a wealth of weapons. They're also the only team in the NFL that has five tight ends. That's right -- five tight ends. While that may sound absurd, it isn't nearly as absurd as the Packers' tight ends' Christmas card. Yup. The five of them went out and bought some Christmas sweaters, brought in a photographer, snapped a photo and send out this card. And yes, it's just as awesome as you think it is. Check it!
We love Lindsey Vonn... or at least we used to. The recent divorcee has been linked to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and although she claims she's not dating him, she's not opposed to the idea. Yeah, that's right. If you smell something fishy, it's probably because you're smelling fish. Vonn laid the groundwork for sports' newest super couple last night. We hate the idea, but it has to be better than Wozzilroy, right? Here's the story. Check it!
Everything we thought we knew has just been turned upside down. Well, not really, but we're still a little befuddled. We heard about Kayte Christensen today because she was given some made-up position by the Phoenix Suns. Kayte used to play for the Phoenix Mercury, which is a WNBA franchise. Here's the rub -- she's actually hot. She can probably actually walk in heels too. So, in honor of her new job and the fact that she's an anomaly, we've got a gallery for you. Check it!
We're getting the basketball season started off appropriately! That is to say, with a sexting scandal! Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis is getting sued by a former team employee for allegedly texting her pictures of his junk. The organization is being sued as well. The woman, Erika Smith, says Ellis' advances and junk picture were unwanted. Here's the story and a laughable video from our Taiwanese friends at NMA. Check it!
Tebowmania! Hey, you know we love Tim Tebow, The Chosen One, himself, and so do you! That's why we're bringing you this -- the Tim Tebow motorcycle. It's for sale on eBay and it can be yours for a cool $100K. It's not only autographed by the man himself, but it's also signed by our boy, Ohio coach Urban Meyer! And, to boot, it's a straight up national championship ride and there's only one in the world. So, if you're that guy, this is totally for you. JUMP!
The Toronto Raptors have unveiled the first camouflage uniforms in NBA history. Yep, that's right -- the Raptors. They will wear their unis four times during this season, the first time on March 21. The Raptors are doing the honorable thing by honoring their troops, but we have to ask "Why in the hell is the NBA allowing the first camo unis to be worn by the Canadian team?" Aren't we the United States -- the baddest ass, most ass-kicking military on the planet?
Dec 21, 2011
Someone, somewhere left a tidy bar bill. And when we say tidy we're talking about Mark Cuban-style.... well, maybe not that, but close. Some fool spent more than $111,000 on a bar tab. We don't know exactly who this person is, but we're assuming it's an athlete. The question right now is who? Do you know this athlete? Don't let loyalty get in your way, dammit! Be a man and tell us who left this gigantic bill!
Dec 20, 2011
Tom Brady -- quarterback, fashion model, lucky bastard... Sure, dude is married to a supermodel, has several Super Bowl rings, gets paid for sitting around and looking good like his wife, and is admired by millions. What more could you ask for? A humongous house in a posh neighborhood in Los Angeles? Damn right! Here's a look at what the Brady's will be moving into after the football season. It's not too shabby. Check it!
Dec 20, 2011
Want to go to the BCS National Championship game to watch LSU play Alabama? Well, you'll probably have to pay more than $1,200 per ticket to get yourself into the Superdome on game day. Too bad you're not a Louisiana lawmaker. If you were, you'd get access to six tickets for $350 each courtesy of the Sugar Bowl and LSU. How much do you want to bet a few of these end up for sale online? We've got the story right here for you. Check it!
There's something about a woman and her dog. Or is it something about a man with a dog? Who the hell knows. What we do know is this. Tennis player Gisela Dulko may not be the greatest tennis player, but she is a world-class beauty -- a world-class with a gigantic Newfoundland named India. Unfortunately, she seems to be pretty into this dog and it could probably eat you in two bites. So don't get any ideas. Check out India and Gisela right here.
New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!
Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!
We're not sure, but Toronto Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak might just be a little off. We wouldn't tell him that to his face, but we're pretty sure any guy who's asking other dudes to go to a Justin Bieber concert via Twitter maybe took one too many hits to the head. Regardless, to each his own. It looks like Bozak and some fellow hockey bros may just have an intimate evening with The Bieb planned. What are we talking about? Check it!
Barcelona forward David Villa broke his leg in a Club World Cup match with Al Sadd. The injury will require surgery and keep the Spaniard on the shelf for up to five months, leaving his status for the European Championships in jeopardy. And, if you're not a soccer fan, but you are a fan of gruesome injuries, then we've got something for you too. You probably don't want to watch on your iPhone while snapping chicken wings. You've been warned. Check it!
You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!
It apparently takes forever for anyone in Winnipeg to go to the bathroom when they're watching their beloved Jets. Well, someone is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore! An anonymous Jets fan has started an online petition aimed at getting the organization to put troughs in the MTS Centre bathrooms instead of the urinals they currently have. The idea is that it will help improve the flow of things. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the club is going to bite, but the effort is still golden. Check it!
New Orleans Saints signal caller Drew Brees did the kid-friendly thing and appeared on Sesame Street. We're not kidding. Is it awesome? Pretty much. Brees appears with Elmo to teach us about measuring. Sure, you can measure stuff with a ruler, but did you know you could also measure stuff with a potato? We sure as hell didn't. See, we're still learning too. Thanks Drew! Check out the creepily awesome video right here. Check it!
Chad really likes to dance, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he wasn't the Miami (OH) Redhawks football team's equipment manager. Oh, and if he didn't dance on the field every day while the team is stretching for practice. We're pretty sure there's no music playing, either. Still, dude has some moves. Why he unleashes them when he does is the real question. We've got the video. Have at it!
Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn't need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It's not a dump, but he's practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you're a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It's located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We've got all the details and the photos. Check it!
New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter is back to his free-swinging, lady-slaying ways. The shortstop is moving on from Minka Kelly with a series of one-night stands and he's such a swell guy he sends his lady friends home with a gift basket and some autographed memorabilia. We're not kidding. Here's what the clean-cut All-American boy is up to when no one is around. Read all about it!
Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!
Remember former Raiders quarterback Todd Marinovich? Well, if you don't, you're not alone. He was a stud at USC and his father basically raised him with one goal in mind -- you're going to be a pro football quarterback, son! Well, Marinovich was a pro football quarterback for a bit, but now he's something entirely different -- an artist. Unfortunately, he's not a very good artist. That Fine Arts degree from USC had to be good for something, though. Here's your dose of Marinovich art. Check it!
After much sleuthing, deliberation and ogling, we've decided that yes, we have indeed found the world's hottest tennis WAG. Her name is Zaira Nara and she's, you guessed it -- a model. What we don't quite understand is why she's going out with a dirtball like tennis player Juan Monaco. He looks like a garbage collector. It must be the Argentine thing or maybe she only dates athletes. One of the two. Here's the rundown and a gallery. Check it!
Got an extra $11 million laying around and absolutely no taste? Well, then you're going to want this. It's the Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream, the creation of a Swedish businessman, and it's hideous. It's also got gold dust in the paint, 24 carat gold rims and headlines. A gold interior and rubies all over the damn place. It's fast too, but we guarantee no one is going miss you. Take a look for yourself.
In Florida, they learn them how to make it rain early on... actually, no, that's not the case. This particular kid is going to grow up to be a badass, though. You know why? He's in kindergarten and his class is singing a tribute to new Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan. He's wearing the one shirt that wouldn't get by the censors. It carries a simple message -- Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! Check it!
The game itself may not be in season, but baseball players perpetrating creepy shit is definitely in season. No, this is not another Jerry Sandusky deal. We'd like to tell you know one was harmed, but a 31 year-old dude was trying to have sex with a 14 year-old girl. There's something fundamentally wrong with this. We may oogle women -- and we do oogle women -- but there's a line. Rob Francis is apparently not aware of it. JUMP!
Beverly Lynne Hubscher was just another Pennsylvania girl looking for a way out. Well, after a stint as a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, she figured she'd found one. Off she went to Hollywood. Fast forward to a few years later and she's doing softcore porn. Now she's Beverly Lynne, the self-professed "Queen of Late Night." We're sure you've seen her work. Here's her story and, you got it -- some photos. Check it!
Mike Singletary wants out of California bad. We don't blame him. His time as San Francisco 49ers coach was littered with stupidity, both on and off the field. The former Chicago Bear has been trying to unload his Saratoga home since July and the price has just dropped for the third time. Would someone please buy this place already!? If you don't mind the stench of failure, it's actually becoming a pretty good deal. Check it!
Cleveland Browns fans are having a crappy season. Their team is 4-8 and all the promise they showed toward the end of last season has faded. Perhaps no Browns fan is having a worse season than Mike Dobriansky, though. Dobriansky went to Sunday's game to watch his team lose to Baltimore and... get stabbed in the bathroom. It wasn't a good day. Here's Mike telling his story and showing his 'wounds.' Check it!
The hottest WAG in the world has finally shed her cloths. We are, of course, talking about Cristiano Ronaldo's fiancee and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Her old man was just named a finalist for the Ballon d’Or, but Shayk has made us completely forget about that with her shoot for Germaine De Capuccini Skin Care. Guess what? We've gathered the photos for you right here. Check it!
Erin Andrews and the dude who videotaped her in the nude, Michael Barrett, are back in the news. Andrews has re-filed the lawsuit accusing Barrett and Marriott -- the hotel where she was videotaped -- of invasion of privacy, negligence and infliction of emotional stress. Andrews is looking for $7 million. We wonder if that will make her feel better. We've got the court documents for your perusal. Have at it - JUMP!
From the 'Be Careful Who You Try To Mug' files comes this number -- a dude tried to car jack someone who describes himself as a Ultimate Fighting Champion. The results? Well, they were fairly predictable. The unfortunate thing is we have no idea who this supposed champion is. Here's the story. Maybe you know someone from the area and can clue us in. Have at it like this dude had at Miranda's face!
The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we're serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won't make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here's the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.
When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!
Fred Couples may not be what he used to on the golf course these days, but he seems to be doing alright on the real estate market. Couples is putting his La Quinta, California villa on the market only two years after he bought it. Oh, and he stands to make more than $1 million on the sale. If you don't mind living in the desert with a bunch of old celebrities, then this place is for you! Hell, it has an outdoor shower.
Alexander Ovechkin may not be doing much on the ice, but he's been doing plenty off it. The Washington Capitals forward unveiled his new girlfriend on Wednesday and... drumroll please... she's Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko! And just in case you thought otherwise, let us assure you -- not only do we have the rundown on Ovechkin and Kirilenko, we've also got a boomin' gallery of Ovi's new prize. Check it!
It must be tough to be Paulina Gretzky -- you're gorgeous, the daughter of Hollywood (and Canadian) royalty, and you're rich. Unfortunately, being Wayne Gretzky's daughter also has its drawbacks, too. Like when dad tells you to shut down your Twitter and Facebook accounts because weird dudes on the Internet are staring at your half-naked body. Yeah, that sucks. Fortunately for you weird dudes, we already collected a bunch of pics of Paulina's half-naked body. Sorry, Wayne!
Washington Wizards forward Rashard Lewis is about to take a bath on his Florida man lair. The pad is on the market for $500,000 less than he paid for it, but hey, the dude probably needs the money. He's been locked out by the league and rumor has it, when the NBA offseason finally begins he's going to get axed by the Wizards, who can take advantage of a stipulation in the new collective bargaining agreement to wipe his salary off the books. Time to unload! Check it!
We understand that sports collectibles are big business, but what exactly do you do with someone's sweaty gym shoes? I guess that's for people with a lot of money to throw around to figure out. You can now own a pair of autographed Air Jordans worn by Mike himself in the 1985 NBA All-Star game. It wasn't the greatest all-star game Jordan ever had, but someone is still ready to drop more than $6,000 on them. Here's the rundown. Now get out there and throw some money around! JUMP!
Here's a sordid saga. After Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman was run over by tight end Jason Witten in last Thursday's game she sent out a couple tweets. Then her Twitter account mysteriously disappeared. Some suggested the Cowboys made her pull the account. Suddenly it appeared again this morning. The strange Kellerman Twitter account mystery and bikini photos. Check it!
Today's your lucky day, gentlemen! Skier and all-around hottie Lindsey Vonn is getting divorced from her husband of four years. Soon, she'll be back on the market and ripe for the pickin'! Or, at least we think she'll be ripe for the pickin'. So what happened to this match made in skiing heaven? Not many details have emerged, but here's what we know. And, as a refresher, here are some photos to remind you what Vonn looks like. Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Jimmer Fredette -- he'd probably be playing NBA basketball right now if he could be. Instead, he's playing in charity games &, well, making white people look good! Before a charity game at UC Davis, Isaiah Thomas challenged Jimmer to a dance-off. Turns out, Thomas was a fool. Jimmer breaks it down & not even John Wall -- Mr. Dougie himself -- wants any of it. Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We're not sure if this is a happy story or a sad story, but it's sure as helluva story. You know those assholes who shove hot dogs down their throats and call themselves athletes? Well, if Darren Jones wanted to be an athlete in that sense (we mean a completely bullshit sense), he could be a competitive drinker. Unfortunately, we're not talking about booze. We're talking about Diet Coke. Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: We know this -- they like to get in fights before Arkansas Razorbacks football games. We brought you a one-punch knockout yesterday, but we've got something even better for you today. Not only does the fight last longer, but it features some top-notch commentary from the man behind the camera, including the epic line, "Woo! Pig Sooey! Kick his ass!" For this and more brilliant analysis, we've got the video right here. Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Metta World Peace, isn't happy about the NBA lockout. He's more than happy to use Twitter... nonstop, to talk about the lockout, though. As you might assume, a nutjob who changed his name to Metta World Peace actually has some pretty funny stuff to say about the league's labor situation. Whether he's taunting Michael Jordan or David Stern or missing Jack and Denzel, Metta is definitely entertaining. Check it out for yourself!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Just when you think disgraced Jerry Sandusky can't get any creepier, we pull something out of the depths that's makes him just that. The good news -- or bad news depending on your perspective -- is you can own it. We've found a signed copy of Sandusky's book, Touched -- The Jerry Sandusky Story on eBay and wait til you get a load of the hand-written message inside. $120 for this! Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Clippers big man Chris Kaman got to go deer hunting in his native Michigan for the first time in years. The rifle season opened over the weekend & although Kaman didn't drop any trophy bucks himself, he did document his adventures -- much to the dismay of some of his followers. Kaman didn't seem to care though. He simply called those who didn't agree with him douche. He ended the weekend by gutting a friend's kill. Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Who knew Kristin Cavallari had any redeeming qualities? Not us. But hell, we're men, so we can admit when we made a mistake. As it turns out, KCav does have some redeeming qualities that aren't her ass. She went to the Marine Corps Ball last night with Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett. That kicks ass. Her man, Jay Cutler, even took the time to give a shout out to Burkett and if that dick can do it, so can we. Your 15 minutes start now, but we'll salute you for every one of them. Here's to Burkett, KCav and our armed forces. Semper Fi, bitches!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: The Lingerie Football League is just a bunch of hot broads running around in next to nothing, right? Well, maybe not. Enter Australian badass Chloe Butler, a former world-class hurdler. She likes to mess people up. Butler broke the Minnesota quarterback's arm earlier this season and guess what? She liked it! Not only is Butler a kickass footballer, she's... wait for it... HOT! JUMP!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Former pitcher Kris Benson's hot, dumb stripper wife Anna Benson is back and she's not only looking great, but she's dropping her usual bits of insightful knowledge. Oh, and she's starring in this show called Baseball Wives too, but that's not what's important right now. Anna tells us why Kris got traded by the Mets (her funbags!), how classy she is and her new method of punishing Kris if he cheats. Hey, we've got some fine-ass pics of too! Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Now they're handing out porn in our schools. Well, not our schools -- the one in Westport, Connecticut. A football coach at Staples High School has been suspended, pending an investigation, for allegedly giving several freshmen players his username and password to a porn site. So many feelings. So many questions. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of answers. Here's what we do know, though. Check it!
From BC Afternoon Editor Monty: The mustache is a great, manly thing. Many great men have sported the lip duster throughout the course of history and the sports world is no different. We may not have them all, but we've definitely got 21 of the most iconic mustaches in the history sports. Marvel in their greatness! In honor of Movember and men everywhere, here's a gallery. Now who wants a mustache ride!? Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: I'll be honest, never thought much of linebacker Bill Romanowski during his playing career. Dick would be a good way to summarize our feelings for him. That doesn't mean we don't like his refurbished Tudor home built in 1921. Even though Romo didn't bother to put in air conditioning (really?) the rest of it is pretty sweet. We've got the details and the photos. It can be yours for just $2.5 million. Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose doesn't pay for sex, at least not when you don't charge him up front. Rose allegedly stiffed a prostitute after a meeting in Memphis... or so we learned via Twitter today. You can take this for what it's worth, since we don't really know anything about the person who tweeted the story, other than she learned her whorin' techniques from a white girl. We should all be so lucky. Check it!
From BC Afternoon Editor Monty: You'd think an NBA player not named Doug Christie would wear the pants in his relationship. Apparently, we need to think again when it comes to Jimmer Fredette & his WAG Whitney Wonnacott after seeing their Halloween costume. Oh yes, it's coordinated! It's wholesome! And it's also totally unmanly. That's why we're revoking Jimmer's man card until future notice. Check it!
BC Afternoon Editor Monty reports: Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kelsi Reich & Buffalo Bills receiver David Nelson are America's 'it' couple right now. People just can't get enough of their story, so why not capitalize on it by throwing some cash at the situation? Introducing the David Nelson-Kelsi Reich prop bets. Some of them don't make much sense, but that probably won't stop you idiots from betting. Oh, and of course we have plenty of photos of Reich. Check it!
BC Afternoon Editor Monty reports: The wedding is off! At least temporarily. Tiki Barber is going to have to push back his wedding to Traci Lynn Johnson because a divorce from his wife Ginny isn't going to finalized any time soon. The Barbers are arguing over -- you guessed it -- money. Things just aren't going well for Tiki these days. Of course, he still has Johnson and we've got photos of her next to naked. Check it!
Hell, he's got nothing else to do, so Golden State Warriors point guard Stephen Curry hung out at Carolina Panthers practice today. While he was there he threw footballs at the goal post with Cam Newton & Co., which, it turns out, is a game players play in their free time. We didn't see Newton come through, but Curry did... and then he posed for the camera. Here's the video. Check it!
Six-time world champion boxer Oscar De La Hoya -- The Golden Boy, the pride of East L.A. -- is being sued by a "model." She's telling a story that involves a lot of cocaine, crazy sexual acts, a ton of booze, two girls, cross-dressing and one really f'ed up dude. Whether she's a gold-digging whore or not, we don't know. Unfortunately, there's not a lot that's surprising about this story. You'll definitely want to hear it, though. Check it!
Half-naked women and politics, now that's something we can get behind! Well, so long as those half-naked women are hot. Unfortunately, this might as close as we get. Kelli Gillispie, a city councilwoman in a Minneapolis suburb, is also a center for the Minnesota Valkyrie, the local Lingerie Football Team. Once again, we go above and beyond to introduce you to women who are making their dreams come true in the LFL. JUMP!
New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker is a short dude, but he's a short dude with a lot of receiving yards and a hot girlfriend. So what does a short dude do when he throws a party? He hires a couple dudes to make him look tall. What the hell are we talking about? Take a look for yourself. This odd looking photo will all make sense in a moment. Check it!
ESPN's Erin Andrews was standing around looking hot last night at the Country Music Awards. She also presented an award with the St. Louis Cardinals' hero David Freese. We have no idea what the award was for or who one it, but let's say it was for biggest redneck of the year. The point is, that is completely inconsequential. What is consequential is Erin Andrews looking hot and we've got the photos for you to drool over. Check it!
We've got a real value for you today and you can also help out an NBA players while he's not getting paid! Miami Heat forward Mike Miller's Miami mansion is on the block for just $9 million. We're talking three stories, six bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, a bomb-ass pool and a piece of land right next to the ocean. Not only that, but you'll help Miller make close to $4 million in profit. Here are the details and the photos. Check it!
BC Assignment Editor Monty reports: Marty Cordova was a baseball player who probably spent more time on the disabled list than he did on the field, but that doesn't mean he didn't do well for himself. Just take a look at his Henderson, Nevada castle. It can be all yours for a mere $3.25 million and by the look of things, it's probably worth every penny. Either Marty has mob ties or he just got paid a lot for hitting .274. Check it out!
Via BC Assignment Editor Monty: So, (I) really feel weird about saying this, but it almost looks like Lamar Odom's wife, Khloe Kardashian is suddenly passable as a woman. We know. Read that sentence again. We gotta give credit where credit is due, though. We were really disappointed in Lamar for a long time. He married the ugly Kardashian sister, but hell, she got rid of the adam's apple and found a gym. Check it!
WozIlroy is back! That's right! They're a real couple now and they don't give a crap who knows about it. If you walk around on the street you might see them making out. That's not the important thing here though. Woz likes to pimp out her boy. He just rose to No. 2 in the PGA rankings. She, of course, is No. 1 in the WTA rankings. So, what the hell? Take a pic with the No. 1 and No. 2 players in the world? Why not? Unfortunately, we know who wears the pants here. Check it!
Okay, it's true. We pretty much hate everything about women's basketball. However, once in a while something comes our way that says, "Hey! Pay attention to women's basketball!" Frankly, this isn''t it. Women's basketball is still a joke. The thing that isn't a joke is Elena Sichkar. Really. You need to see this. This broad was in the Russian version of Maxim under the title of "Erotic Basketball." Women's basketball has never looked so good. Check it!
Real Madrid stud Cristiano Ronaldo today took home the European Golden Shoe for scoring the most goals in Liga play. He topped rival Lionel Messi by nine goals for the title, scoring 11 in his final four games while Messi was silent. While that surge may be awfully impressive, it isn't nearly as impressive as what Ronaldo's done off the field. We speak, of course, of his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Um, check her out for yourself!
We've seen some stupid sports-related tattoos in our day, but this one might just take the cake. Some Texas Rangers superfan had Texas Rangers World Champs 2011 inked on his body. Why? He got it before his team choked and lost game 7 of the World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals. In honor of his miscue, here are some of the dumbest sports tattoos we've ever seen. Check it!
There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!
We like porn star Courtney Cummz. We like ESPN's Michelle Beadle. Porn star Courtney Cummz likes ESPN's Michelle Beadle. What does all of this mean? We're not sure, but we're sure we can insinuate ourself into this situation somehow. We probably should start making passes at them via Twitter, which is what Cummz did to Beadle Thursday afternoon. No word yet on whether Beadle is keen to Cummz advances. Check it!
The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries joke marriage is no more and the people are sad. Some fans got together in New York this week to hold a candlelight vigil in honor of the fake nuptials and we've got the photos to prove it. We've also got the latest prop bets on Kardashian's next target from BoDog.com. Tiger Woods? Sure, why the hell not! Actually, we're not taking that action. There are some nice bets, though. Check it!