Busted Coverage Gets On ABC7 Chicago For Those Drunken Patrick Kane Photos

BC reader J.D. in Evanston sent word last night that Busted made an appearance on the local news. “Dude, I was watching ABC7 last night and all of a sudden there are the Kaner photos and BC on the sports. Couldn’t believe it.” Well, we were kinda tipped off that ABC-Chicago was going to use the drunken Kane pics. We just didn’t know they’d use them in this context of a charity story.

Long story short, Patrick Sharp was trying to do good at some school and ABC7 wanted to know what he thought of Kaner getting sh*tfaced in Madison a few weeks ago.

Did Sharp deserve this kind of questioning while he’s trying to give back to schools? Probably not. Should ABC7 instead be staking out Kane at the gym where he works out? Makes much more sense.

Jimmer Fredette To Get Married, Lose His Virginity Later Tonight

The day he divorces his right hand. The day he marries the love of his life. The day he loses his virginity. It’s finally here for Jimmer Fredette. The Kings shooting guard & BYU legend will marry his longtime girlfriend Whitney Wonnacott tonight at a Denver LDS temple. Yes, we bought the couple a nice present, a red spatula. The big question we have, is how long will this guy be able to perform on his wedding night?

3-4 minutes? 1:37?

It’s also the day when Wonnacott marries into Jimmer’s millions. Look, if she’s going to give it up, she should at least be rewarded for his sh*tty sexual performance.

Says Wonnacott on Twitter:

I have the best few days ahead of me! Letttssss gooooo

Meanwhile, Jimmer tweets:

Wedding Day today! Ready for the best day of my life so far with @whitwonnacott!

Attaboy, he knows what’s about to happen in a Denver hotel. Shotgun blasts.

[@jimmerfredette]

Come Get Loaded On Captain Morgan Rum With Us Today In Detroit Before Tigers-Yankees – IT’S FREE!

This is not a joke. We actually talked Captain Morgan U.S.A. into throwing a party for Busted Coverage, Guyism and our YardBarker friends at Rub BBQ before tonight’s Tigers-Yankees game at Comerica. We’re talking pretty much unlimited specialty rum drinks, 250 wings on us, a few dozen Internet dorks and even the possibility of Morganettes handing out drinks.

3 hours, more rum than you can possibly drink and then a baseball game. Stop by, say hello and let’s pound some drinks.

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Cheerleaders Of The Houston Dynamo: Sorta Like The Laker Girls Of MLS [PHOTOS]

Our old friend in Houston, Scott, really wants you to see the 2012 crop of Dynamo Girls. In case you didn’t realize it, certain teams in the MLS have cheerleaders that perform the normal routines at halftime and act as spokesmodels in the community. Normal stuff. But the Dynamo Girls are different. They’re actually hot. Shakin’ it on the MLS level isn’t exactly a big career jump for a cheerleader. However, in Houston, it’s quite an honor.

Photographer Scott has been to the first two home games at the Dynamo’s (4-3-4, 6th Eastern Conference) new stadium, the $95 million BBVA Compass Stadium, and has quite the growing collection of cheerleading pics for you to peruse.

Fall in love, move to Houston, get a job in the oil industry and season tickets to the Dynamo.

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Watch These Crazy Drunken Euro Soccer Fans Take Streaking To Next Level [VIDEO]

Who really wants to see some naked guy flopping his schlong around a soccer pitch during a drunken Euro soccer streak? Pass. What we want to see are a couple of crazy drunken bastards – one with a flare – invade the pitch and cause so much havoc that the ref calls the match. OVER. That’s it, can’t take any more of you drunken nutbags. Everyone rush the field.

Let’s go to Montenegro where, Wednesday, it all went down.

Posted: May 30, 2012

Premise of Video: Our good friends at Who Ate All The Pies have the details. FK Buducnost were crowned champions of the Montenegrin First League on Wednesday night despite losing 1-0 at home to Lovcen in their final game. The match was a bit of a damb squib by all accounts, though a bit of excitement did break out in the 102nd minute.

Climax of Video: Dude plows a shot into the back of the net. Um, like a boss.

Conclusion: The ref has obviously lost all control and someone could have his face lit on fire by flares. Remind me to wear the correct colors the next time I’m in Montenegro. Don’t want these bastards mistaken me for the enemy.

3 Spurs Fans Arrested For That Game 2 Thunder Fan Curb Stomping [Cuff 'Em]

Remember the Spurs vs. Thunder Game 2 brawl that happened just before the 4th quarter? Yeah, the one where Thunder fan was sucker punched and then women started brawling? It seems San Antonio police got involved and three combatants were taken to jail, including 35-year-old Diana Galvan. And she turned in one of the hottest sporting event arrest photos – EVER! 

According to MySanAntonio.com:

Ushers and Bexar County sheriff’s deputies broke up the fight, which was recorded by a nearby game attendee and by TNT’s cameras. Three Spurs fans, a woman and two men, were arrested on charges of assault with bodily injury.

Ariel Martinez, 32; his wife Diana Galvan, 35, and Eloy Gonzalez, 40, all were released from Bexar County Jail after posting $2,500 bail each.

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Then, Gonzalez said, the Thunder fan punched him in the back of the neck and the two began to brawl. As they exchanged blows, the pair rolled over seats and landed in front of Martinez and Galvan, who were sitting with their 18-year-old son and two daughters, ages 13 and 19.

“I got pushed, so I started pushing back and there was a bunch of commotion going on,” Martinez said. Then, the couple said, they saw the Thunder fan in front of their son, looking like he was about to throw a punch.

Martinez punched the Thunder fan, and then a female Thunder fan and Galvan joined the melee, which was over in seconds.

Pretty sure that’s Galvan in the black throwing bombs on Thunder fan. We’re still efforting info on this Galvan chick because something doesn’t add up. So she was 16 when the one daughter was born and Ariel, the husband, was 13? Am I reading that correctly? What am I missing here? Step-children? Adopted?

Will Tebow Ever Take Lolo’s Virginity & 2012′s 1st Lawn Mower DUI! [Daily Dump]

• Pressure mounts for Tebow to have sex w/ Lolo

• They Exist! Cheerleaders Of Major League Soccer

• Floyd Mayweather Jail Day; Gets pedicure first

• Samantha Steele’s massive Spelling Bee F-UP!

• A dude getting pulled over for DUI on his mower

• Gabrielle Union is 39 & still in a bikini!

• Biana Beauchamp & her rack in Tomb Raider

• Prenant Snooki is kinda looking hot

Oh, Look, The Thunder Had A Red Auerbach Hologram At Game 3 [Morning Twitpic]

Is there a bigger dickhead move in Oklahoma like some rich bastard sitting courtside sucking on a stogie in an arena that has a no smoking policy? Who do you think you are, Sam Farha? I learned a lesson years ago, if a chick wears hoop earrings she usually puts out on the first date for a guy sucking on a cigar at Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals. Oh, the Thunder won by 20, in case you didn’t see. In NHL news, the Stanley Cup keeps getting disrespected. Let’s get rolling!

You Can Buy Barry Bonds Ridiculous Bicycle For $8,800 On eBay

Seriously, Barry Bonds is into cycling. How “into” cycling? Like willing to drop approximately $16,000 on this Pinarello bike that’s not your ordinary 10-speed that you used during college. Long story short, these Italian bikes are pretty much the best bike you can throw money at. Bonds made $188,000,000 in his career so of course the bro picked out the best. Now, you bike dorks can actually by Barry’s ride on eBay.

How legit is this bike? Guess we just have to take the seller’s word for it.

Please read everything before buying. SHIPPING IS FREE IF YOU BUY THE BIKE AT THE BIN PRICE OF 8800 IF NOT SHIPPING IS 135 dollars. This is a Pinarello Dogma size 59.5 with 175 dura ace compact cranks. Bike has fulcrum racing zero wheels.Everything is top dollar on this bike! Dura ace di2. Ridden very little by Barry Bonds. He decided to upgrade to the Campy EPS model. It almost looks new! This had an SRM originally but is now being sold with a standard Dura Ace compact crank. Buy this for over 16k at a shop!! ABSOLUTELY NO SHIPPING OUTSIDE OF THE LOWER 48 states. I will only ship to the address related to the paypal and ebay account and the account must be registered in the lower 48 U.S. states. Item includes everything pictured. If you don’t see it, it is not included, unless otherwise noted.

We know, via photos and his own bragging, that Bonds says cycling has resulted in his recent weight loss. Head shrinkage? Of course not.

Why is some guy on eBay selling the bike? Who knows. Do some due diligence if you’re buying this to go in the memorabilia room.

[Buy Barry Bonds Bike - eBay]