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Mar 8, 2015Basketball
Brandon Knight’s Career Is Quickly Being Defined By Stuff Like This

Brandon Knight’s Career Is Quickly Being Defined By Stuff Like This

Poor Brandon Knight. The third year pro from Kentucky has put up some decent numbers throughout his career, averaging 15.3...

Mar 7, 2015Basketball
Nate Robinson Is Signing With The Clippers

Nate Robinson Is Signing With The Clippers

According to Matt Barnes’ Twitter account, the LA Clippers have signed Nate Robinson. Been waiting on this day for a...

Feb 28, 2015Basketball
Montrezl Harrell Is A Mean Person

Montrezl Harrell Is A Mean Person

Probably the most intimidating player in all of college basketball, Montrezl Harrell checks in at 6’8 inches tall and 240...

Feb 28, 2015Basketball
Check Out This Dent In Russell Westbrook’s Face

Check Out This Dent In Russell Westbrook’s Face

Russell Westbrook continued his assault on the NBA last night, posting his third straight triple double to the tune of...

Feb 22, 2015Basketball
Oh Man, Kevin Durant Is Hurt Again

Oh Man, Kevin Durant Is Hurt Again

In what is shaping up to be the cruelest joke in basketball, Kevin Durant underwent ANOTHER surgery on his right...

Austin Rivers Is The Clippers’ Team Little Brother

Austin Rivers Is The Clippers’ Team Little Brother

“Awww. Look how cute Austin Rivers is, talking to the media after scoring his career-high 28 points. Let’s go play...

Feb 22, 2015

“Instagram Guy” Gets His Spot BLOWN UP at NFL Combine

“Instagram Guy” Gets His Spot BLOWN UP at NFL Combine

The saddest moment thus far from the NFL combine hasn’t come from any of the players- Jameis Winston included. No,...

Feb 21, 2015

Marcus Mariota Crushed Jameis In The 40 And It Doesn’t Matter At All

Marcus Mariota Crushed Jameis In The 40 And It Doesn’t Matter At All

Twitter is up in arms this afternoon after Marcus Mariota crushed Jameis Winston in the 40 at the combine. Mariota...

Feb 21, 2015

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Feb 21, 2015Basketball
Watch Demarcus Cousins Eviscerate Jae Crowder

Watch Demarcus Cousins Eviscerate Jae Crowder

Poor Decision of the Night goes to Jae Crowder, who inexplicably decided to plant himself directly under the rim in...

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Feb 15, 2015Football
Delanie Walker Had A Worse Valentine’s Day Than You

Delanie Walker Had A Worse Valentine’s Day Than You

Did you have a sad and depressing Valentine’s day? Did you sit alone at home, dreaming of that special somebody...

Feb 15, 2015Basketball
6 Predictions For Tonight’s NBA All Star Game

6 Predictions For Tonight’s NBA All Star Game

The NBA All-Star game starts tonight. I know there are plenty of haters out there that love to let people...

Feb 15, 2015
Luis Suarez Goes Bicycle Kick City For Barcelona

Luis Suarez Goes Bicycle Kick City For Barcelona

Luis Suarez excels at two things in life: biting people, and scoring soccer goals. Today, one of those skills was...

Feb 15, 2015Basketball
Zach Lavine Brought Back The Dunk Contest

Zach Lavine Brought Back The Dunk Contest

By all accounts, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest has been 6 feet deep in the ground since 2000, the year...

Feb 14, 2015Basketball
Watch Damian Lillard CRUSH a Freestyle

Watch Damian Lillard CRUSH a Freestyle

Damian Lillard has a quite, confident way about him that makes the Blazers guard one of the more interesting players...

Feb 14, 2015Basketball
Mo’ne Davis is the Best Athlete Alive Right Now

Mo’ne Davis is the Best Athlete Alive Right Now

I watched the NBA All-Star Celebrity game last night because I love all things basketball. While watching, two things became...

Feb 8, 2015Basketball
Kevin Durant Eviscerates Chris Paul In OKC Blowout

Kevin Durant Eviscerates Chris Paul In OKC Blowout

Kevin Durant and the Thunder are fighting for their playoff lives right now, and tension is certainly pretty high. At...

Feb 1, 2015Football
Robert Kraft Wearing Super Bowl Cuff Links Like A Boss

Robert Kraft Wearing Super Bowl Cuff Links Like A Boss

For an 73 year old man, Robert Kraft has a significant amount of swag. He’s obviously loaded. He owns one...

Feb 1, 2015Football
Roger Goodell Turned Down A Pregame Interview And White People Are Freaking Out

Roger Goodell Turned Down A Pregame Interview And White People Are Freaking Out

Roger Goodell reportedly refused to speak to NBC prior to today’s Super Bowl. The commish apparently turned down Bob Costas...

Feb 1, 2015Basketball
This Is Just The Saddest Tweet

This Is Just The Saddest Tweet

The Knicks faced off against the Lakers in a good old fashion suckoff today. Going against the lethal starting lineup...

Feb 1, 2015Football
SNL Did A Richard Sherman And Marshawn Lynch Skit And It Was Actually Funny

SNL Did A Richard Sherman And Marshawn Lynch Skit And It Was Actually Funny

If I said that SNL pretty much sucks these days, most people would agree. For every 10 skits that they...

Feb 1, 2015Basketball
Non-Human Giannis Antetokounmpo Destroys Basketball Hoop

Non-Human Giannis Antetokounmpo Destroys Basketball Hoop

The dunk contest might actually not suck this year, as long as participants like Giannis Antetokounmpo bring something similar to...

Jan 31, 2015Football
I Need This Marshawn Lynch Crotch Grab Painting And I Needed It Yesterday

I Need This Marshawn Lynch Crotch Grab Painting And I Needed It Yesterday

In Marshawn Lynch crotch grab news, some hero made a piece of art out of Marshawn’s infamous  celebration, and oh...

Jan 31, 2015Basketball
WVU Player Executes Perfect Double Middle Finger

WVU Player Executes Perfect Double Middle Finger

The only reason you should care about the events from the West Virginia – Texas Tech game today is this...

Jan 31, 2015Basketball
Student Nails Half Court Heave on College Gameday

Student Nails Half Court Heave on College Gameday

College Gameday hit Charlottesville today for showdown between the undefeated Virginia Cavaliers and the 17-3 Duke Blue Devils. One lucky...

Jan 25, 2015Football
Superhuman JJ Watt Played Catch With Fan And Made An Absurd Catch

Superhuman JJ Watt Played Catch With Fan And Made An Absurd Catch

JJ Watt is such a dick. He knows he’s better than all of us and he will stop at nothing...

Jan 25, 2015Basketball
Hassan Whiteside Is A Millennial

Hassan Whiteside Is A Millennial

Heat center Hassan Whiteside has really stepped it up for Erik Spoelstra’s crew as of late, averaging 12 points, 8...

Jan 25, 2015Football
Josh Gordon Got Suspended AGAIN

Josh Gordon Got Suspended AGAIN

According to Adam Schefter, Browns WR Josh Gordon failed another drug test, and is now looking at a full year...

Jan 25, 2015Basketball
Average NBA Player Lance Stephenson Breaks Out Pregame Locker Room Dance

Average NBA Player Lance Stephenson Breaks Out Pregame Locker Room Dance

Lance Stephenson has clearly been a disappointment this season. Billed as one of the biggest free agents of the summer,...

Jan 24, 2015Football
The NFL Will Flag The Seahawks 15 Yards If Marshawn Grabs His Dick

The NFL Will Flag The Seahawks 15 Yards If Marshawn Grabs His Dick

According to Pro Football Talk, the NFL will penalize the Seahawks 15 yards if Marshawn Lynch decides to grab his...

Jan 24, 2015Baseball
Brad Ziegler Is An Absolute Square

Brad Ziegler Is An Absolute Square

I have no idea how or why I follow Diamondbacks relief pitcher Brad Ziegler, but I do. I also don’t...

Jan 24, 2015Football
Bill Belichick Calls Impromptu Press Conference, Talks About Balls

Bill Belichick Calls Impromptu Press Conference, Talks About Balls

“I’ve spent umm a significant amount this past week umm learning as much as I could learn- more than I...

Jan 24, 2015Basketball
James Harden Is A Mean Person

James Harden Is A Mean Person

Due to Klay Thompson’s absurd game, James Harden’s impressive performance flew very much under the radar last night. Harden further...

Jan 24, 2015Basketball
That Cyborg Klay Thompson Put Up 37 In a Quarter Last Night

That Cyborg Klay Thompson Put Up 37 In a Quarter Last Night

Klay Thompson isn’t a human being, evident in last night’s historic performance. Thompson put up 52 points in the Golden...

Jan 18, 2015Football
Brandon Bostick Is Going To Get Run Out Of Green Bay

Brandon Bostick Is Going To Get Run Out Of Green Bay

Green Bay has a reputation for having some of the nicest people in the country. But even the nicest person...

Jan 18, 2015Football
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Was Seattle’s Leading Receiver In The 1st Half

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Was Seattle’s Leading Receiver In The 1st Half

Russell Wilson is likely playing the worst game of his NFL career right now, going 2 of 9 for 12...

Jan 18, 2015Football
The NFL Would Have Ejected Marshawn Lynch For Wearing Gold Cleats

The NFL Would Have Ejected Marshawn Lynch For Wearing Gold Cleats

You might have heard that Marshawn Lynch had planned on to wear gold Nike cleats in today’s NFC championship game....

Jan 18, 2015Basketball
Utah State Player Dunks Ball, Launches Self Onto Floor

Utah State Player Dunks Ball, Launches Self Onto Floor

Utah State guard JoJo McGlaston has some major ups. But while he might be the most coordinated man on earth...

Jan 17, 2015Football
Jim Harbaugh Might Have The Most Aggressive And Demented Twitter Game I’ve Ever Seen

Jim Harbaugh Might Have The Most Aggressive And Demented Twitter Game I’ve Ever Seen

Jim Harbaugh is an intense guy. It’s easy to see this in real life- whether he’s freaking out on a...

Jan 17, 2015Cuff 'Em
Best Twitter Reactions To Greg Anthony Prostitute Solicitation Arrest

Best Twitter Reactions To Greg Anthony Prostitute Solicitation Arrest

Greg Anthony traveled to Maryland to announce the Michigan St- Maryland Men’s basketball game. Apparently, he had other thoughts on...

Jan 17, 2015Basketball
Russell Westbrook Gives His Version Of the “Marshawn Interview”

Russell Westbrook Gives His Version Of the “Marshawn Interview”

Short interview answers. So hot right now. Short interview answers. We’re all aware of Marshawn Lynch’s shortness with the media...

Jan 11, 2015Football
The Best Twitter Reactions To Dez Bryant’s Non-Catch

The Best Twitter Reactions To Dez Bryant’s Non-Catch

Twitter referees from all across the country had plenty to say about the overturned Dez Bryant catch. No matter what...

Jan 11, 2015Football
Aaron Rodgers And Tony Romo, Explained In Two Gifs

Aaron Rodgers And Tony Romo, Explained In Two Gifs

From a football standpoint, Aaron Rodgers and Tony Romo are very similar. Each threw for around 4,000 yards and 35-40...

Jan 11, 2015Football
Marshawn Lynch Is Thankful

Marshawn Lynch Is Thankful

Marshawn Lynch is already out $100k due to his displeasure for speaking to the media. It’s obvious that he hates...

Jan 11, 2015Football
Kam Chancellor Is A God Damn Super Human

Kam Chancellor Is A God Damn Super Human

Kam Chancellor is known as one of the most feared hitters in the league. The 6’3′, 232 lbs strong safety...

Jan 10, 2015Football
Julian Edelman Threw A Touchdown Pass

Julian Edelman Threw A Touchdown Pass

Former Kent State quarterback and current New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman just showed off his versatility in a...

Jan 10, 2015Basketball
Boyfriend Must Regret Refusing To Kiss Girlfriend On Kiss Cam

Boyfriend Must Regret Refusing To Kiss Girlfriend On Kiss Cam

Madison Square Garden has been home to a number of bad decisions. The signing of Andrea Bargnani? Poor decision. The...

Jan 10, 2015Football
FHRITP Video Bomb At FCS Championship Game

FHRITP Video Bomb At FCS Championship Game

BC reader Amber sent us this video, which shows a brutal FHRITP video bomb during the FCS Championship pre game...

Jan 10, 2015Basketball
Trevor Booker’s Volleyball Buzzer Beater Was Ridiculous

Trevor Booker’s Volleyball Buzzer Beater Was Ridiculous

In the grand scheme of things in the NBA, this play doesn’t matter at all. But last night, Trevor Booker...

Jan 4, 2015Football
The Refs Probably Robbed The Lions Of A Playoff Win And Detroit Twitter Is Not Happy

The Refs Probably Robbed The Lions Of A Playoff Win And Detroit Twitter Is Not Happy

The entire sad city of Detroit is livid right now, as the Lions fell to the Cowboys, 24-20 in tonight’s...

Jan 4, 2015Football
Andrew Luck Is An Absolute Marksman

Andrew Luck Is An Absolute Marksman

Andrew Luck was virtually perfect today, connecting on 31 of 44 passes for 376 yards and one touchdown. Luck completed...

Jan 4, 2015Football
Cedric Peerman Got Knocked Completely Out By His Own Teammate

Cedric Peerman Got Knocked Completely Out By His Own Teammate

Cincinnati is trailing Indianapolis in a low scoring affair in Lucas Oil Stadium. Things aren’t going terribly, but it certainly...

Jan 4, 2015
RIP Stuart Scott

RIP Stuart Scott

  Stuart Scott was Sportscenter to an entire generation. But not only did he pioneer a style that was imitated...

Jan 3, 2015Basketball
Jerian Grant Can Seriously Fly

Jerian Grant Can Seriously Fly

Notre Dame Senior Guard Jerian Grant is one of the most underrated players in college basketball. He’s averaging over 17...

Jan 3, 2015Football
Florida RB Literally Shits His Pants, Still Wins Bowl MVP Honors

Florida RB Literally Shits His Pants, Still Wins Bowl MVP Honors

Florida just beat East Carolina in the meaningless Birmingham Bowl. This isn’t very important. Instead, what’s more important is the...

Jan 3, 2015Basketball
Steven Adams And Nick Collison Secretly Have The Best Pregame Handshake In The League

Steven Adams And Nick Collison Secretly Have The Best Pregame Handshake In The League

The Oklahoma City Thunder crept back to .500 last night, beating the Wizards 109-102. Kevin Durant’s 34 points were a...

Jan 3, 2015Football
FSU Fan Loses Bet, Gets “Crab Leg Friar” Bowl Cut

FSU Fan Loses Bet, Gets “Crab Leg Friar” Bowl Cut

It’s a rough time right now for Florida State Nation. The entire country watched Oregon blow the Noles the fuck...

Jan 3, 2015Football
The New “This Is Sportscenter” Commercial Is Ehh

The New “This Is Sportscenter” Commercial Is Ehh

ESPN dropped a new This Is Sportscenter spot yesterday to promote the upcoming National Championship game between Ohio State and...

Dec 28, 2014NFL
Ndamukong Suh Stomped On Aaron Rodgers Twice, Is Still A Dick

Ndamukong Suh Stomped On Aaron Rodgers Twice, Is Still A Dick

Ndamukong Suh clearly isn’t hiding the fact that he’s probably the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Lions DT has...

Dec 28, 2014Football
Dez Bryant Is An Absolutely Freak

Dez Bryant Is An Absolutely Freak

Dez Bryant hauled in 4 catches for for 99 yards today, including two touchdowns. It was just another example of...

Dec 28, 2014NFL
Check Out This Dancing Viking

Check Out This Dancing Viking

Look at this dancing viking. He doesn’t care that his team is eliminated from the playoffs or that he’s wearing...

Dec 28, 2014Basketball
Kevin Garnett Pulls A Lance, Blows In David West’s Ear

Kevin Garnett Pulls A Lance, Blows In David West’s Ear

The Pacers obliterated the Nets last night, 110-85. But the large margin didn’t stop Kevin Garnett from doing everything he...

Dec 27, 2014Basketball
Louisville’s Chris Jones Got Rocked By An Aggressive Elbow. Just Kidding He Wasn’t Touched And Flopped

Louisville’s Chris Jones Got Rocked By An Aggressive Elbow. Just Kidding He Wasn’t Touched And Flopped

In today’s battle in the Bluegrass state, #1 Kentucky survived against #4 Lousiville. The Wildcats held on in a low...

Dec 27, 2014Other Sports
New Years Sucks. Here are 15 Reasons Why.

New Years Sucks. Here are 15 Reasons Why.

New Years Eve is an exciting time for a lot of people. For some reason, there are those who like...

Dec 27, 2014Basketball
Stop Going To The Rim Against Anthony Davis

Stop Going To The Rim Against Anthony Davis

Anthony Davis is leading the league in Blocks Per Game this season, averaging 2.93 per game. Still, confused NBA players...

Dec 27, 2014Basketball
Do Not Talk Trash To Kobe Bryant

Do Not Talk Trash To Kobe Bryant

There is absolutely no denying that the Lakers suck this year. Kobe’s crew is currently 9-21, which means they are...

Dec 21, 2014NFL
Jimmy Clausen Gets Rocked, Fails At Trash Talking

Jimmy Clausen Gets Rocked, Fails At Trash Talking

Jimmy Clausen didn’t play THAT bad today in his Bears debut. Clausen threw for 181 yards, two touchdowns, and only...

Dec 21, 2014NFL
Nice Guy Devin Hester Gives Ref Shoulder Massage

Nice Guy Devin Hester Gives Ref Shoulder Massage

Atlanta rolled over New Orleans today, 30-14. The win kept the 6-9 Falcons alive in the sad and depressing NFC...

Dec 21, 2014NFL
Man Attends Dolphins Game In Full Pads And Helmet

Man Attends Dolphins Game In Full Pads And Helmet

The Miami Dolphins aren’t making the playoffs this year, but that didn’t stop one loyal fan from showing up to...

Dec 21, 2014Football
This ESPN “Planning For Success” Graphic Was Quite Aggressive

This ESPN “Planning For Success” Graphic Was Quite Aggressive

North Dakota St faced off against Sam Houston on Friday  in the FCS semifinal. NDSU crushed SH 35-3, as running...

Dec 20, 2014Football
Watch Jim Haslett Fire Off An Aggressive Snot Rocket

Watch Jim Haslett Fire Off An Aggressive Snot Rocket

  Most recently in the news for not having any idea what he’s doing on defense, Jim Haslett just vaulted...

Dec 20, 2014Basketball
Montrezl Harrell Throws Elbow, Promptly Gets Ejected From Game

Montrezl Harrell Throws Elbow, Promptly Gets Ejected From Game

Louisville’s best player and National Player of the Year candidate Montrezl Harrell threw an aggressive elbow during today’s game against...

Dec 20, 2014Basketball
11 Things I Hate About This Picture Lebron Took With Macklemore

11 Things I Hate About This Picture Lebron Took With Macklemore

In today’s Instagram news, Lebron posted the below photo of himself posing with Mackelmore. There are so many terrible things...