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Mar 8, 2015Basketball
Brandon Knight’s Career Is Quickly Being Defined By Stuff Like This

Brandon Knight’s Career Is Quickly Being Defined By Stuff Like This

Poor Brandon Knight. The third year pro from Kentucky has put up some decent numbers throughout his career, averaging 15.3...

Mar 7, 2015Basketball
Nate Robinson Is Signing With The Clippers

Nate Robinson Is Signing With The Clippers

According to Matt Barnes’ Twitter account, the LA Clippers have signed Nate Robinson. Been waiting on this day for a...

Feb 28, 2015Basketball
Montrezl Harrell Is A Mean Person

Montrezl Harrell Is A Mean Person

Probably the most intimidating player in all of college basketball, Montrezl Harrell checks in at 6’8 inches tall and 240...

Feb 28, 2015Basketball
Check Out This Dent In Russell Westbrook’s Face

Check Out This Dent In Russell Westbrook’s Face

Russell Westbrook continued his assault on the NBA last night, posting his third straight triple double to the tune of...

Feb 22, 2015Basketball
Oh Man, Kevin Durant Is Hurt Again

Oh Man, Kevin Durant Is Hurt Again

In what is shaping up to be the cruelest joke in basketball, Kevin Durant underwent ANOTHER surgery on his right...

Feb 22, 2015Basketball
Austin Rivers Is The Clippers’ Team Little Brother

Austin Rivers Is The Clippers’ Team Little Brother

“Awww. Look how cute Austin Rivers is, talking to the media after scoring his career-high 28 points. Let’s go play...

Feb 21, 2015Football
“Instagram Guy” Gets His Spot BLOWN UP at NFL Combine

“Instagram Guy” Gets His Spot BLOWN UP at NFL Combine

The saddest moment thus far from the NFL combine hasn’t come from any of the players- Jameis Winston included. No,...

Feb 21, 2015Football
Marcus Mariota Crushed Jameis In The 40 And It Doesn’t Matter At All

Marcus Mariota Crushed Jameis In The 40 And It Doesn’t Matter At All

Twitter is up in arms this afternoon after Marcus Mariota crushed Jameis Winston in the 40 at the combine. Mariota...

Feb 21, 2015Basketball
Watch Demarcus Cousins Eviscerate Jae Crowder

Watch Demarcus Cousins Eviscerate Jae Crowder

Poor Decision of the Night goes to Jae Crowder, who inexplicably decided to plant himself directly under the rim in...

Feb 15, 2015Football
Delanie Walker Had A Worse Valentine’s Day Than You

Delanie Walker Had A Worse Valentine’s Day Than You

Did you have a sad and depressing Valentine’s day? Did you sit alone at home, dreaming of that special somebody...

Feb 15, 2015Basketball
6 Predictions For Tonight’s NBA All Star Game

6 Predictions For Tonight’s NBA All Star Game

The NBA All-Star game starts tonight. I know there are plenty of haters out there that love to let people...

Feb 15, 2015
Luis Suarez Goes Bicycle Kick City For Barcelona

Luis Suarez Goes Bicycle Kick City For Barcelona

Luis Suarez excels at two things in life: biting people, and scoring soccer goals. Today, one of those skills was...

Feb 15, 2015Basketball
Zach Lavine Brought Back The Dunk Contest

Zach Lavine Brought Back The Dunk Contest

By all accounts, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest has been 6 feet deep in the ground since 2000, the year...

Feb 14, 2015Basketball
Watch Damian Lillard CRUSH a Freestyle

Watch Damian Lillard CRUSH a Freestyle

Damian Lillard has a quite, confident way about him that makes the Blazers guard one of the more interesting players...

Feb 14, 2015Basketball
Mo’ne Davis is the Best Athlete Alive Right Now

Mo’ne Davis is the Best Athlete Alive Right Now

I watched the NBA All-Star Celebrity game last night because I love all things basketball. While watching, two things became...

Feb 8, 2015Basketball
Kevin Durant Eviscerates Chris Paul In OKC Blowout

Kevin Durant Eviscerates Chris Paul In OKC Blowout

Kevin Durant and the Thunder are fighting for their playoff lives right now, and tension is certainly pretty high. At...

Feb 1, 2015Football
Robert Kraft Wearing Super Bowl Cuff Links Like A Boss

Robert Kraft Wearing Super Bowl Cuff Links Like A Boss

For an 73 year old man, Robert Kraft has a significant amount of swag. He’s obviously loaded. He owns one...

Feb 1, 2015Football
Roger Goodell Turned Down A Pregame Interview And White People Are Freaking Out

Roger Goodell Turned Down A Pregame Interview And White People Are Freaking Out

Roger Goodell reportedly refused to speak to NBC prior to today’s Super Bowl. The commish apparently turned down Bob Costas...

Feb 1, 2015Basketball
This Is Just The Saddest Tweet

This Is Just The Saddest Tweet

The Knicks faced off against the Lakers in a good old fashion suckoff today. Going against the lethal starting lineup...

Feb 1, 2015Football
SNL Did A Richard Sherman And Marshawn Lynch Skit And It Was Actually Funny

SNL Did A Richard Sherman And Marshawn Lynch Skit And It Was Actually Funny

If I said that SNL pretty much sucks these days, most people would agree. For every 10 skits that they...

Feb 1, 2015Basketball
Non-Human Giannis Antetokounmpo Destroys Basketball Hoop

Non-Human Giannis Antetokounmpo Destroys Basketball Hoop

The dunk contest might actually not suck this year, as long as participants like Giannis Antetokounmpo bring something similar to...

Jan 31, 2015Football
I Need This Marshawn Lynch Crotch Grab Painting And I Needed It Yesterday

I Need This Marshawn Lynch Crotch Grab Painting And I Needed It Yesterday

In Marshawn Lynch crotch grab news, some hero made a piece of art out of Marshawn’s infamous  celebration, and oh...

Jan 31, 2015Basketball
WVU Player Executes Perfect Double Middle Finger

WVU Player Executes Perfect Double Middle Finger

The only reason you should care about the events from the West Virginia – Texas Tech game today is this...

Jan 31, 2015Basketball
Student Nails Half Court Heave on College Gameday

Student Nails Half Court Heave on College Gameday

College Gameday hit Charlottesville today for showdown between the undefeated Virginia Cavaliers and the 17-3 Duke Blue Devils. One lucky...

Jan 25, 2015Football
Superhuman JJ Watt Played Catch With Fan And Made An Absurd Catch

Superhuman JJ Watt Played Catch With Fan And Made An Absurd Catch

JJ Watt is such a dick. He knows he’s better than all of us and he will stop at nothing...

Jan 25, 2015Basketball
Hassan Whiteside Is A Millennial

Hassan Whiteside Is A Millennial

Heat center Hassan Whiteside has really stepped it up for Erik Spoelstra’s crew as of late, averaging 12 points, 8...

Jan 25, 2015Football
Josh Gordon Got Suspended AGAIN

Josh Gordon Got Suspended AGAIN

According to Adam Schefter, Browns WR Josh Gordon failed another drug test, and is now looking at a full year...

Jan 25, 2015Basketball
Average NBA Player Lance Stephenson Breaks Out Pregame Locker Room Dance

Average NBA Player Lance Stephenson Breaks Out Pregame Locker Room Dance

Lance Stephenson has clearly been a disappointment this season. Billed as one of the biggest free agents of the summer,...

Jan 24, 2015Football
The NFL Will Flag The Seahawks 15 Yards If Marshawn Grabs His Dick

The NFL Will Flag The Seahawks 15 Yards If Marshawn Grabs His Dick

According to Pro Football Talk, the NFL will penalize the Seahawks 15 yards if Marshawn Lynch decides to grab his...

Jan 24, 2015Baseball
Brad Ziegler Is An Absolute Square

Brad Ziegler Is An Absolute Square

I have no idea how or why I follow Diamondbacks relief pitcher Brad Ziegler, but I do. I also don’t...

Jan 24, 2015Football
Bill Belichick Calls Impromptu Press Conference, Talks About Balls

Bill Belichick Calls Impromptu Press Conference, Talks About Balls

“I’ve spent umm a significant amount this past week umm learning as much as I could learn- more than I...

Jan 24, 2015Basketball
James Harden Is A Mean Person

James Harden Is A Mean Person

Due to Klay Thompson’s absurd game, James Harden’s impressive performance flew very much under the radar last night. Harden further...

Jan 24, 2015Basketball
That Cyborg Klay Thompson Put Up 37 In a Quarter Last Night

That Cyborg Klay Thompson Put Up 37 In a Quarter Last Night

Klay Thompson isn’t a human being, evident in last night’s historic performance. Thompson put up 52 points in the Golden...

Jan 18, 2015Football
Brandon Bostick Is Going To Get Run Out Of Green Bay

Brandon Bostick Is Going To Get Run Out Of Green Bay

Green Bay has a reputation for having some of the nicest people in the country. But even the nicest person...

Jan 18, 2015Football
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Was Seattle’s Leading Receiver In The 1st Half

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Was Seattle’s Leading Receiver In The 1st Half

Russell Wilson is likely playing the worst game of his NFL career right now, going 2 of 9 for 12...

Jan 18, 2015Football
The NFL Would Have Ejected Marshawn Lynch For Wearing Gold Cleats

The NFL Would Have Ejected Marshawn Lynch For Wearing Gold Cleats

You might have heard that Marshawn Lynch had planned on to wear gold Nike cleats in today’s NFC championship game....