Sure, the Nashville Predators are out of the NHL playoffs and on some golf course in the Caribbean. Meanwhile, Asher is still marking off names on his Ice Girls of the NHL checklist. We think today's chick, Crystal, just might be the hottest Ice Girl to ever lace up the skates in the NHL. Name another Hooters bikini model who also doubles as an Ice Girl. You can't. Don't even try. Say hello to hockey's version of Kate Upton. JUMP!
Asher is all over the NBA dancers lately for two reasons: (1.) The guy is in love with cheerleaders. Like thinks about them pretty much every day and (2.) He's on the hunt for the NBA dancer with the craziest college major. Today he makes a return trip to Oklahoma City to visit with Alexis. Her major: Chemistry. Not going to find one of those on the Lakers Girls. Once again, this is just how they roll in OKC. JUMP!
Not kidding, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders could hold a pig feet eating competition as part of their cheerleader tryouts and we'd post a gallery. "Oh, look, that chick can stuff three pig feet into her mouth at one time!" Instant gallery. So when Asher told us he lined up 92 photos of the recent Dolphins cheerleader tryouts, it was a no brainer. Of course it was post-worthy, especially on a Monday. Like you guys have anything else going on. JUMP!
Asher has spent the better part of three weeks investigating the Clippers dance team. His mission? Find the chick with the craziest career goals. That led to Katrina, just another hot chick using her dance career to get into the nursing field. Or that's just what she tells her parents. Nursing seems like a giant waste of time when she could just marry right into millions and not have to waste time wiping down old dude asses. Her call, though. JUMP!
Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!
Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!
TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOW! Of course these days it takes a batsh*t crazy Tebowing to even get me excite. Just some chick Tebowing on green grass doesn't move me. Enter University of Cincinnati cheerleader Tessa and her Tebowing stunt. Of course she's risking her life, possibly a broken neck to pull off this maneuver. You want on BC for your Tebowing? It's going to take Tebowing while parachuting. Somebody step up. JUMP!
What job does BC Cheerleader Stalker Editor, Asher, take very seriously? NCAA cheerleaders. The guy is a walking treasure chest of knowledge when it comes to college cheerleaders. Not just the big school cheerleaders. Not just the BCS. He prides himself on a variety of knowledge. That said, we unleashed him to introduce you guys to the football cheerleaders for the 2012 season. For some reason he jumped into this project with the Louisiana Tech cheerleading unit. JUMP!
Andrew Luck might have the least social game of a #1 overall draft pick since Eli Manning was picked by the Chargers and later traded to the Giants. Sure, Luck has all the tools on the field. "Makes the reads," as Todd McShay likes to remind us. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, enough of the analysis crap, let's get down to business with the cheerleaders who'll be shakin' it for Goofy. Want to rattle Goofy? Throw a bikini chick in his face. JUMP!
What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!
The Orlando Magic are a complete mess heading into the playoffs so the logical move from us to ease the pain for fans is to dig into the lovely dance team and pick out a favorite. Asher went digging and came up with former Florida State cheerleader Jessica. She's part Italian/Irish/German, which seems to be the perfect combination to creating the hottest NBA dancers. JUMP!
Ahh, that time of year when we unleash Asher on NBA dancer Facebook and Twitter accounts. The guy is under strict orders to start building a database of the hottest cheerleaders who'll be shaking it during the playoffs. Drunk photos will result in a pay raise. Drunk photos with Mark Cuban will result in a $25 bonus. Drunk photos with Shaq & Darius Miles makin' it rain on said cheerleader is worth $100. No drunk photos today. Just Heat dancer Sophie who is from Singapore. JUMP!
Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!
The Arena Football League is in full swing and that means we infiltrate the cheerleader locker rooms to get a look at what's shakin' it for teams such as the Jacksonville Sharks. Exhibit #1 is Randi. She has the obvious requirements of your typical AFL cheerleader: great rack, party hair, insane bikini collection and a name like 'Randi.' We're trying to figure out why the Jaguars haven't signed her to a one-year contract. Typical Jags move. Let the hot ones get away. JUMP!
The Kentucky Wildcats won their 8th NCAA Basketball title a couple weeks, and I figured there was no better way to celebrate that…
This is the last dispatch from the Cheerleaders of the Final Four series and it just happens that the Ohio State dancer seems to be conservative. But we figured after showing you the Louisville, KU & Kentucky chicks partying and raising hell at their respective campuses, BC would tone it down for OSU. The school is all business this weekend. It needs this national title bad. This is the final gasp before fans come to grips with a football bowl band. Conservative Caitlin - JUMP!