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Mar 18, 2009Girls
All My Tourney Entries Are Henceforth Named 'Obama Barackets'

All My Tourney Entries Are Henceforth Named 'Obama Barackets'

Mad props to Brian Powell at Awful Announcing for pulling this vid, and madder props to Andy Katz and ESPN...

Mar 18, 2009
Phillies Are Trying to Start a 'No Booing the Team' Pledge-Thingy

Phillies Are Trying to Start a 'No Booing the Team' Pledge-Thingy

The beauty of Philadelphia fans is that they don’t really give an ish about people stereotyping them for booing. That’s...

Mar 18, 2009
Something Good Emerges From Alex Rodriguez' Horrible Photo Shoot

Something Good Emerges From Alex Rodriguez' Horrible Photo Shoot

Alex Rodriguez’ Details photo shoot that was exposed (pun intended) yesterday garnered a ton of national attention. It featured the...

Mar 18, 2009
The Ass Brains Behind Sexy Volleyball Ads Is a Former Playboy Model

The Ass Brains Behind Sexy Volleyball Ads Is a Former Playboy Model

Getting a pro sports league up and running isn’t exactly the easiest thing in the world. It takes time, patience,...

Mar 17, 2009
Phil Mickelson's 'Fans' 'Cheer' for Him [Video]

Phil Mickelson's 'Fans' 'Cheer' for Him [Video]

Phil Mickelson is one of the more popular players on the PGA Tour. Normally, people scream things like “YEEEEEAAAAAH, PHIIIIIIIL!”...

Mar 17, 2009Girls
Jenna Jameson 'Squeezes' Out Tito Ortiz' Twins

Jenna Jameson 'Squeezes' Out Tito Ortiz' Twins

Jenna Jameson marrying dating Tito Ortiz may have been the best thing to happen to sports bloggers — it gave...

Mar 17, 2009
Gamble On: A Brief Degenerate Rundown of the NCAA First Round

Gamble On: A Brief Degenerate Rundown of the NCAA First Round

So, RJ Bell of Pregame.com (yes, I’m a name dropper) hit up my inbox this morning with some NCAA-related gambling...

Mar 17, 2009
ESPN Mixes Violent Video Games With Donte Stallworth Coverage

ESPN Mixes Violent Video Games With Donte Stallworth Coverage

The World Wide Leader has made puh-lenty of mistakes with its video coverage, aside from simply letting Skip Bayless on...

Mar 16, 2009
Tiger Woods Thankfully Understands the Meaning of 'MVP'

Tiger Woods Thankfully Understands the Meaning of 'MVP'

The MVP award in the respective team sports has become utterly worthless in recent years. What it means now —...

Mar 16, 2009
Better Bracket Prize: Bacon or Vegas + Penthouse Pet? How About Both?

Better Bracket Prize: Bacon or Vegas + Penthouse Pet? How About Both?

There are few things more awesome than March Madness. One of those happens to be Las Vegas. Another happens to...

Mar 16, 2009
Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas Get Awkward on Live Television

Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas Get Awkward on Live Television

This video is making the rounds, because, well, that’s what happens when ESPN analysts get angry with each other on...

Mar 16, 2009
The Great Villanueva Twitter War of 2009

The Great Villanueva Twitter War of 2009

Charlie Villanueva, in case you didn’t notice, is on Twitter. He has close to 1,000 followers, which is a few...

Mar 16, 2009
Someone Has Started an O.J. Simpson Legal Defense Fund

Someone Has Started an O.J. Simpson Legal Defense Fund

O.J. Simpson is, quite obviously, in a lot of trouble. That’s what happens when you brutally murder two people. Oh...