Bill Belichick Has No Interest in Candy Canes

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick met with the media Wednesday, and let’s just say, things got real.
No. Bill didn’t offer the Jets any bulletin board material; he’s too smart to engage in any of that nonsense. Instead, he tackled the subject of candy canes after a reporter broached the topic:



However, it wasn’t just candy canes that Bill detests, but hard candies in general:


There you go: Bill isn’t a hard candy guy, and we can’t blame him.
Jolly ranchers, candy canes, Lifesavers — they’re all worthless. They take too long to dissolve and are accompanied with a nice choking hazard.

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