Patriots head coach Bill Belichick met with the media Wednesday, and let’s just say, things got real.
No. Bill didn’t offer the Jets any bulletin board material; he’s too smart to engage in any of that nonsense. Instead, he tackled the subject of candy canes after a reporter broached the topic:
Bill Belichick smiles when asked if he is a "candy cane guy." He isn't, then cracks, "Was that going to be a gift?" pic.twitter.com/LtsOY7fsXQ
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) December 23, 2015
However, it wasn’t just candy canes that Bill detests, but hard candies in general:
Is Bill Belichick a candy cane guy? #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/qxgTWOWNl0
— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) December 23, 2015
There you go: Bill isn’t a hard candy guy, and we can’t blame him.
Jolly ranchers, candy canes, Lifesavers — they’re all worthless. They take too long to dissolve and are accompanied with a nice choking hazard.