The Cavs are back in the NBA Finals
You’re telling me the Cavs have a guy coming off the bench and shooting lasers from three-point range? 8 of 12 from three? And Kyrie only needs to play 27 minutes? And the Hawks go 4 of 23 from three? Series over. Cavs fans can save up their money for the Finals. I congratulated Cleveland last summer on winning the 2015 NBA title. I stand by that. The long, miserable drought is about to be over.
Pot guys being pot guys
So there’s a hemp convention going on in Vegas. Guess what undercover police found going on? Vendors were selling pot to undercover cops. INCREDIBLE! Vegas cops could’ve been looking for murderers or heroin dealers, but they were wasting time on the worthless little pot vendor guys.
Numbers fromĀ @ESPNStatsInfo:
Team that wins Game 1 of an NBA best-of-7 series has gone on to win series 77 percent of the time
Like I was saying…