Dan Haren Deals With Farting Uber Driver

Remember when Dan Haren had reservations about not pitching primarily on the West Coast? That was such an alternative Javier Vazquez-esque stance on his part. Ultimately, he decided to hold off on retirement and earn that cool $10 million while living in Miami. Through two starts, it’s looking like a great decision.
The righty tossed solid seven innings Wednesday night, striking out 5 and allowing just two runs against the Braves to earn his first win of the year. After the game, however, Dan had to deal with another challenge — a gassy Uber driver.
Fortunately for the driver, Dan was still riding the high of his victory:


The Orange County Register’s Bill Plunkett wasn’t buying it, and attempted to pawn off blame on Dan:


Only to be rebuffed with TMI:


Dan’s teammate, Tom Koehler, also got in the fart mix and may be responsible for some unfortunate future fumes in the Marlins clubhouse:
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