19 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Wes Welker Dropping Molly

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There were two NSFW Black Dude camps after the news on Tuesday that Wes Welker had been suspended for failing a drug test. There was one NSFW BD camp that couldn’t stop laughing at Welker for popping molly at the Kentucky Derby and handing out $100 bills. The other camp was pissed off at Wes for ruining their fantasy football teams. That’s the world we live in right now.

So Welker will miss four games and all of us know that can cripple a fantasy team who was depending on a guy to get 100+ and a TD a game. He was ranked as the 32nd best fantasy WR in the latest ESPN ranking from Christopher Harris. That’s enough to piss off a NSFW Black Dude.

The four games that Welker will miss: Colts, Chiefs, Seahawks and Cardinals.

Of course Welker says there is no way he would knowingly drop molly at the Derby. He says it had to be put in his drink. Yeah, NSFW BD’s weren’t buying that bullshit. You’re not going to fool these guys, bro.

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