Le’Veon Bell To Cop: ‘I didn’t know that you could get a DUI for being high’ [Criminal Complaint]

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The Le’Veon Bell and  LeGarrette Blount criminal complainreport is out and it’s as humorous as you’d think a DUI weed stop would be. The Ross Twp. (PA) motorcycle cop could literally smell the pot coming from Bell’s car so he pulled over the Camaro. First lesson: Make sure a motorcycle cop isn’t behind you when you’re burning a blunt 24 hours before a preseason game.

The full report:

Le'Veon-Bell-Arrest-Report

 

“I’m not high anymore.” Love that line. Absolutely love that line. The cop smells pot and Bell isn’t high anymore. Best defense of the year.

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