Buy This ‘Jet Skit’ With Trolling Motor In Jackson, TN For $650

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BC Twitter follower Daniel Jenkins (@wdaniel524sent word last night that you guys might appreciate this Craig’s List ad from Jackson, Tennessee.

The seller only wants $650 for this water machine:

1984 Kawasaki X2 with a 18 horse outboard johnson. Sumbeech will fly. Nicknamed the honey hauler for a good reason. Float up to the beach on this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens to me every year. Every summer it’s the same old thing, give me a ride they ask.. “I’ll take my bikini top off they say, but it doesn’t end there.” Will this 1984 saki powered by a 18hp two stroke johnson you’ll feel like breaking bad mixing the oil and gasoline. Plus that extra seat and power means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales… (Trust me, I know.)

This wave slammer hauls!! If the girl doesn’t take her top off, thats ok cause the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? Girlfriend of wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the ship for you. Built in 1984 the engineers had poon magnet clearly on the buildsheet. This aint no fishin boat but it’s been hauling pink-snapper for years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you wont find a better price for this mini-yacht – one easy payment of $650. I hate to see her go but it’s time to let some other guy take this gem down to tuna town.

This boat will make her wet guys…

2014 ‘drill-kota’ included – hand crafted by yours truly. (Made in America)

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Usually I think this kind of ad is a hoax. Not this one. This seems to be a legitimate ad. I really need to see a Vols fan rolling down the Tennessee River on this beast here in a few weeks before the Arkansas State game.

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