Ozzie Smith Vs. Jarrod Dyson Backflipping Contest Is Actually No Contest

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I have zero knowledge of this Jarrod Dyson dude for the Royals and the first time I even heard of him was from last night when he went backflip after the Royals won – AGAIN – and took first place from the Tigers. Normally I’d just ignore Dyson and his backflip because it’s the Royals and 99% of you don’t give a shit about the Royals. That all changed today. This team is suddenly important again and they have a guy who can do standing backflips.

And now this guy will have to do a backflip after every win down the stretch because it’s his trademark. You don’t bust out the backflip one time and expect to go back to obscurity. This is Dyson’s thing.

Of course there’s probably some unwritten rule that only Ozzie is allowed to do the backflip and for that Dyson will need to be drilled in the head by some flame thrower.

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