You Won’t Be Seeing Kate Upton Naked Because…

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Kate Upton knows you want to see her naked. Men across the globe want to see her naked. Women around the world want to see her naked. My dog wants to see her naked. There isn’t a straight guy in this country who doesn’t want to see her naked. If they say they don’t, they’re lying. Why do we want to see Kate Upton naked? Just to get it out of our system. Once we see it, the mystery will be over and there will be another mystery that catches our attention.

The good news for men is that Kate wants to get naked — for the artistic aspect of being in naked photos. That’s what she told Details. 

Is your voice also the reason why you have stayed away from being photographed naked? Being shot nude by great fashion photographers is very common among famous models like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, and Lara Stone.

For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way that I’d want them to be received. That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.

What the hell is she talking about that the pictures wouldn’t be received how she wants them to be received? Are you kidding me? Honey, we’re here for the art. On a daily basis. That’s why BC was built — for the art.

The key here is that she’s thinking about it. She knows that the window will start to close over the next couple years and there’s something in her head that’s telling her to just do it and be proud of what God created 22 years ago. It’s no secret that she can’t act and Sports Illustrated is going to move on to other hot chicks for its covers (Charlotte McKinney come on down) so there really aren’t too many horizons to cross other than the topless thing.

Here’s the closest Pageviews has been to getting naked for the Internet.

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