Meet Kentucky defensive tackle Cory Johnson. His weight can fluctuate between 280 and 300 depending on how much he poops. That’s his words. Watch above.
Some days he drops three deuces. Some days he drops five deuces. As he states, it makes it hard to keep his weight level when he is dropping so many deuces.
The Mayo Clinic says that some adults might have three poops a week and others might poop three times a day. They don’t mention anyone having five solid poops a day. That might be a record.
Cory is a first-year junior college transfer who just became an instant must-interview for media outlets around the SEC.