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It never fails around this time of year you’ll see Twitter nerds counting down the days until the college football season. 27 more days! #CantWait. #kickoff #27days. You get the idea. If you’re sending out these tweets, stop being a jerkoff. Try enjoying today and the fact that it’s summer and not freezing balls outside. Of course it’s boring right now. Try finding another hobby. Do some landscaping work around your shitty yard. Take your girlfriend or wife for a walk at the park and don’t take your phone.

I don’t want to hear any of you football counters bitching when it’s -15 with the windchill and snowing. You had your chance to enjoy summer.

From @ESPNStatsInfo:

José Abreu joins Nomar Garciaparra in 1997 as only players in MLB history w/ 20-game hit streak & 30 HR in rookie season.

That’s a decent start.

 

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