Dustin Johnson With His Mother In Law, Pageviews In Venice & RG3 At Brookstone

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Was about a buck 50 dripping wet

 

I know hipster Twitter will be giving their reviews of Sharknado 2 this morning and talking like they were really into the sequel. Blah, blah, blah. Hipster Twitter will fall into line. They’ll all love the movie because they have to. I actually thought it was pretty slow until the end when Ziering pulled an arm out of a shark’s mouth and found a hand gun attached to the hand. He then started blasting sharks out of the sky from the top of the Empire State Building.

Then, he found a wedding ring on the hand. He pulled the ring off the finger and proposed to Tara Reid. I’ll give the movie a B.

Please bring back PEDs. From @ESPNStatsInfo:

Felix Hernandez has 14 straight starts of at least 7 IP allowing 2 R or fewer, the longest streak in the Modern Era

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