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I had to watch this one twice.

I couldn’t believe what I was watching. A Super Bowl champion – Gilbert Brown – giving one of the greatest locker room speeches in Lingerie Football League history doesn’t just happen and you go on to the next video. Your ass watches it again.

“For the first fuckin’ time this year…we are gettin’ our ass kicked.”

I’ve said it time and time again, if the LFL releases a head coach motivational video on YouTube, my ass is watching. I can’t look away. There is something magical about a coach going NSFW all over a bunch of scantily clad “football” players who aren’t getting paid a dime. NOT A DIME.

“Don’t you got some fuckin’ pride for yourselves?”

Well Gilbert, maybe they don’t give a fuck after getting run over for two quarters and don’t really give a fuck about giving more UNPAID effort for the next two quarters.

“Get ya head outta your ass.”

The team eventually lost to Chicago 32-7 and finished the year 0-3-1. I don’t even want to know how the Green Bay Chill managed a tie.

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