HOOO-LY SHIT … This Is Easily The Best Lingerie Football Locker Room Speech Ever

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The Lingerie Football League has done it again. Just when I thought the league had peaked with locker room halftime speech videos, Seattle Mist head coach Chris Michaelson turns in an Oscar-worthy performance during this recent game against Chicago.

Where do I even start?

This is straight out of central casting. If you showed this to 100 people who didn’t know about the LFL, they’d think this was from a movie and was scripted.

“I don’t give a fuck, there’s no excuse for dropping the ball, wide open.”

“I mean Jesus Christ, what THE FUCK.”

I literally get chills from these videos. I would run through a fucking brick wall for Coach Michaelson. FUCK.

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