White People Love Doing The Money Manziel

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I love white people.

You give them free booze at a wedding, add a DJ, lighting and they start doing fun shit like the Money Manziel. I’m seeing more shit like this by the day. Kids are doing the Money at graduation. Grown adults are doing the Money at sporting events. Adults are taking Money selfies.

At this point, it’s hard to see how the Browns can make this guy hold a clipboard.

Please god, let this kid be an amazing NFL quarterback. White people will lose their minds if he goes out and wins 9 games. I don’t even give a shit that the Browns are in the same division as my Bengals. This is now all about business.

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