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Here it is — the Johnny Manziel lawsuit.

I tried to out SEO the rest of the bloggers who posted this same Scribd embed. I’m pretty sure I’ll get the Johnny Manziel penis Google searches out of this one. I might get some Johnny Manziel Long John Silvers searches. Say he signs an endorsement deal … BAM…pageviews. PAGEVIEWS! SEO! LAWSUITS! JOHNNY MANZIEL HOT DOG PENIS ERECT CRIP LEBRON JAMES LAWSUIT.

I just SEO’d the shit out of this post.

Have fun reading the lawsuit.

 

Samantha Schacher v Johnny Manziel by Darren Adam Heitner

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