High School Dork Takes Jenny Dell To Prom, Is Ruined For Life

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Jenny-Dell-Prom

 

How about the balls on this @CameronStuart15 dude? He actually took Will Middlebrooks’ girlfriend, former sideline reporter Jenny Dell, to his high school prom on a Thursday night when will was busy going 1-4 with 2 RBI on the road against the Twins.

Stuart, 16, went nuts with a Twitter campaign that led Dell to accepting the date.

According to Boston.com, this nerd spent five months chasing down Dell.

Look, it was funny the first 25 times some high school kid asked a hot celebrity chick to prom. It’s kinda getting old. These dorks need to find a new angle. Someone needs to ask Linda Cohn to prom. Or Lesley Visser. Play the cougar angle. Ask Belichick’s girlfriend to prom. Don’t get stuck on the hot chicks like Michelle Beadle, Dell or some Texans cheerleader.

Cameron will never forget this, but that’s going to be a bad thing. Trust me.

It’s all downhill from here. 10s won’t say yes very often.

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