Jared Allen Is Unloading His Classy Minnesota House – $1,750,000

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I was at lunch today when I got a Zillow alert on a house in Minnesota that I didn’t remember setting. One thing led to another and I realized it was an alert for Jared Allen’s house. He’s selling his six bedroom, four bathroom, 8,500 sq. ft. pad for $1,750,000. Allen paid $1,320,000 for the place in 2009. Jared doesn’t seem to need the place now that he’s signed a 4-year, $32 million contract with the Bears.

According to his realtor:

Stunning former Denali model home with European charm. Premium lot with private, expansive lake views. Main floor owners’ suite with coffee/wine bar, reading alcove and library. Guest/nanny quarters and fully finished garage suite. Minnetonka Schools.

I sorta figured Allen, now 32, lived in a place with beer bongs hanging from the bar and empty kegs littered throughout the pad. Not this place. It looks super clean and way too nice for the DE.

Other Highlights of Jared Allen’s Minnesota Pad

• 1,100 sq. ft. garage to do man things

• Lake Lucy is off the back deck to catch some bass

• Nicest billiards room I’ve seen all year

22 minutes from Whole Foods

29 minutes from Rick’s Cabaret Minneapolis

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