LaRon Landry Is Selling His Massive Bro-Palace – $2,200,000

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Of course LaRon Landry‘s Virginia house has a crazy LSU-themed weight room. What I didn’t expect from Landry’s $2,200,000 pad is a massive man cave, five bedrooms, four full bathrooms and two half-baths. the place is massive at 7,700 sq. ft.

Now two years removed from a career as the Redskins 6th overall pick in the 2007 draft, Landry thinks it’s time to dump the massive house.

According to his realtor:

SPECTACULAR STUNNING all brick, beautiful 4+ acres. Unparalleled luxury! 11,000+ SQUARE FT. Gourmet kitchen boasts 2 isles, Subzero apps, Wolf 6-burner range/ovens, huge morning rm. Sunny Great Room, LR, DR & soaring Conservatory, Grand masters, w/sit room, 3 WIC, sunken jacz tub, separate double shower w/body spry, LL w/media, game & exercise room, wine cellar, kitchen/bar/island.

The master shower has three shower heads. THREE! Why does someone need three shower heads? Orgies.

Other Highlights of LaRon’s Bro-Palace:

4.8 miles from GNC

33 miles from Taboo Gentleman’s Club in Martinsburg, WV

50 miles from Whole Foods

Mortgage: $8,500/mo. before you pay someone to cut the grass

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