Johan Santana Is Unloading His Boring Florida House – $1.6 Million

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Johan Santana and his wife Yasmile listed their boring Fort Myers house for $1,599,500. The couple originally listed the house in March and wasted little time (a couple weeks) before they slashed the price $200,000 on this four bedroom, five bathroom house. Maybe Johan is running out of money and needs to get out from under his real estate.

He’s only made $161,497,269 during his MLB career, including $25,500,000 in 2013 when he was rehabbing from shoulder surgery.

According to his realtor:

Beautiful fully furnished home with plenty of room to relax and entertain. Grand entryway leading to fabulous view that stretches out, through french doors, across the custom pool and european style entertainment area to lovely lake and golf course. Large open kitchen area can be enjoyed by the whole family, with it’s breakfast bar, breakfast nook and family entertainment area.

European and boring. He paid $1,900,000 in 2005 so the old lefty is looking at taking a loss.

Actual Highlights of Santana’s Florida House

• 3,900 sq. ft.

• 1/2 acre

• On a golf course

1.3 miles from Publix

9.5 miles from Lookers strip club

Mortgage: $6,200/mo.

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