Joe Nathan Is Selling His Boring Minnesota House – $950,000

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Joe Nathan hasn’t pitched in Minnesota since 2011, so it makes sense that he’d come to his senses and unload his Eden Prairie house that doesn’t feature a pool or any other form of recreation that would remind this guy that he’s made $75,515,000 over his career.

His comfortable, yet boring house was last fall and now the price is down to $950,000.

According to his realtor:

A custom built beauty that is better than new. Elegant high end finishes include birch woodwork, Brazilian Cherry floors, stone tiled master suite, 4 season porch and fire pit that overlooks private pond. An awesome neighborhood with association pool.

Neighborhood association pool?

Real Highlights Of Joe Nathan’s Minnesota Pad

• That’s a sweet fire pit

• 6 bed, 5 bath; 6,000 sq. ft.

• 3/4 of an acre

13 miles from Whole Foods

4.2 miles from Babes Place strip club

Mortgage: $4,000/mo. before you start talking taxes and association fees

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