Soccer nerds will be going nuts today over Copa del Rey. Barcelona vs. Real Madrid at 3:25 on ESPN. Don’t fall for their trap. Focus your day on Pirates-Reds at 12:30 and the NHL playoffs tonight on CNBC & NBCSN. Or you could watch NBA games that don’t mean shit. Your call.
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OH GOD, OH GOD, BROKEN ANKLES, OH GOD, OH GOD
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