Aubrey Huff Unloading Beautiful San Diego Pad – $3.995 Million

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I’m having a hard time believing Aubrey Huff only made $57,825,001 during his MLB career. This guy hammered out 242 dongs and the most he ever made in a season was $10,000,000.

Anyway, Huff is selling his San Diego pad for just shy of $4 million.

Let’s just say I’d give up a testicle to live in this place for a few years. It’s rather nice.

According to his realtor:

Resort living in this single-level estate on one of the prettiest corner lots and locations in the prestigious guard gated community of Rancho Pacifica. Beautifully constructed with the finest attention to detail and design, and wonderful integration on the elevated south- and west-oriented lot for maximum enjoyment of the open vistas, sunlight and ocean breezes.

Sounds like where I live in Ohio.

Real Highlights Of Aubrey’s San Diego Resort

• 5 beds, 5 full baths and a half

• Basketball court

• Pool that is perfect for a bikini photoshoot

15 miles from Whole Foods

14 miles from Goldfingers strip club

Mortgage: $15,477/mo. before you start talking about taxes and gardeners

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