Are you a loser who thinks you’ll never meet a woman to settle down with? Are you divorced, down on your luck and figure you’ll never get a hot girlfriend again because you’re a loser?
If Joe Buck, 44, can rebound from divorce to marry NFL Network reporter Michelle Beisner, 37, there is hope for you. The couple will tie the knot Saturday in a ceremony at an undisclosed location. I’m not telling you bums because you’ll try to ruin Joe’s big day. We already bought them a can opener wedding gift.
Sources tell me Troy Aikman will be at the wedding.