Thanks to Brad H. for sending me this one tonight from Montgomery, Alabama where police are hunting for these two Alabama fans for ripping off merchandise from a local sex toy shop.
On Sunday, March 16, 2014, two unknown females entered the Love Stuff located at 515 N. Eastern Blvd. Once inside, these two females were captured on video stealing merchandise valued at hundreds of dollars.
The pictured individuals are wanted for Theft of Property 2nd degree.
Here’s what Love Stuff sells: Pleasure balls, rabbit vibrators, cock rings, 160mm blue vibrators, etc.
We’re still waiting to hear what exactly the ladies stole. Vibrators? Nick Saban blowup dolls? Alabama logo vibrators? Houndstooth edible panties? Roll Tide dildos?
If you’re a cop in the Montgomery Police Department, let us know. Don’t ruin your investigation or anything dumb like that, but drop a list on me if at all possible.