You Know Dustin Johnson’s Dog Has Seen Paulina Gretzky Naked

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And Paulina Gretzky returns to Instagram with this one posted about four hours ago. Looks like she’s at Dustin’s Jupiter, Florida house because she says this is “Charlie.”  That would be Dustin’s Labradoodle, Charlie. He also has a Goldendoodle named Daisy, according to a recent Golf Digest feature story.

You know what this means: Charlie has seen Paulina naked.

Luckiest dog in sports right now. You know how these Labradoodles operate. They follow mom around the house and then nose open the bathroom door when mom is in the shower. You know, because the floor is cold and these doodles need companionship.

If you want to be jealous of Dustin Johnson, read the Golf Digest piece. You’ll realize your life is a failure.

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