If you’re a grown man at a Spring Training game and you’re running over little girls for what you think is going to be a home run, yet doesn’t clear the fence, it might be time to sit back and reevaluate life.
Take this guy last night at the Royals-Rangers game. The Royals were already smoking the Rangers 5-0 in a meaningless game when Billy Butler tanks up on a fastball and sends it into left-center. Grown Man starts sprinting from left, just eyeballing the goods the whole way, tracking the ball like he used to play left when a little girl gets in his way.
Boom, knockout blow to the back. Little girl down.
Nice job, jerk.