What a great weekend of sports. Pretty much nothing happened. Wichita State goes to the tourney undefeated with two so-called quality wins; Duke won thanks to Tony Romo rooting from the crowd; the Cavs tanked and have pretty much given up on the sex offer from Ava Devine; douchebag Brad Keselowski won a race; and some unknown guy won the Cadillac Championship.
Did I miss anything?
The good news is now shit gets crazy with college conference championship games. All week. And of course ESPN is shoving women’s basketball down your throat tonight. UConn vs. Louisville at 7. Get excited!