Happy hungover Saturday morning, boys. Hope you enjoyed getting tanked at the bar and going home alone last night. Things get even worse tomorrow morning when your ass loses an hour of sleep. It’s going to be a rough weekend if you like to get shitfaced.
There is a huge game today that might not sound like a big deal but is. The Knicks are in Cleveland for a 7:30 tip. You might remember that porn star Ava Devine promised to have sex with all of the Cavs if they made the playoffs. Cleveland is 3.5 games behind the tanking 8th seed Atlanta Hawks, who have lost five in a row. This is pretty much a must-win for the Cavs if they want to bone Devine. Keep an eye on this one.