Listen, I know you guys went nuts looking at Kate Upton zero gravity GIFs last week and Alex Morgan’s ass in a bikini. That was so last week. I’ve moved on to Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen in Beach Bunny swimsuits. Can’t stop staring. My ass is freezing in Ohio (yeah, another f-ing Artic Blast is coming this week) and here are these chicks enjoying shallow tropical waters.
What is it about bikini models in shallow tropical waters? Drives me crazy. Part of me wants to fish those shallow waters for bonefish and the other part of me wants to Ray Lewis (tackle) Agdal from behind and just frolic.