So I took off 36 hours from the Internet and come back to find out that the big story is Marcus Smart shoving some asshole Texas Tech fan, some Olympian busting out of a bathroom and Rick Pitino sitting next to a kid in a chicken suit at the Minnesota game.
We’re told by multiple Twitter sources that the chicken suit was worn by his other son. I didn’t even look into this claim. Go with it.
A week ago we were worried about a Super Bowl. Today we’re busy watching men’s figure skating. Again, just go with it.