Imagine life as a Broncos fan living in Chandler, Arizona. As long as the Cardinals don’t make it to the Super Bowl, everyone else in the neighborhood has to be repping Denver, right?
See, toothy bro Ashtin Fitzwater (!) is a die-hard Seattle Seahawks fan. He lives right next to you, AND he paints murals for a living – because of course he does.
So, when the Seahawks advance to the Super Bowl against your Broncos, Mr. *N Seahawk busts out the airbrush and paints a 20-foot wide Seahawks logo on his lawn for you to look at all week.
What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?
You hang a Broncos flag, grab a Broncos pennant and purse and go HAM while the Fox affiliate digs for a local Super Bowl XLVIII angle.
Nice lawn, lady.
Fox 10 plays it off like it’s no big deal, but this could end in some sort of bloodshed. She might have to bludgeon really hard to break through that hair gel.