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ESPN Did Show Lindsey Duke, UCF Drill Team Dude & Don Cherry’s Suit

I woke up this morning to about 5 inches of snow blowing all over the fucking place and a Twitter timeline that told me ESPN finally showed Lindsey Duke at the end of the Fiesta Bowl.

Of course I bailed, it was like 12:15 a.m., and then they showed her. Fuckers. All you had to do was show her in the first quarter and let her ass trend like Bieber. But no, you had to show her when ever sane guy on EST was in bed.

Thanks, assholes.

Yeah, I’m pissed off this morning. The snow I shoveled this morning? That shit has already blown back across the BC HQ parking lot.

And it’s only Thursday. I need a vacation.

Oh, and fuck Baylor. I’m so tired of these uniform douchebags who think a team is amazing based off what Nike dresses them in telling me how fucking great Baylor is. “Oh, their helmets are so fucking amazing.”

Yeah, did you see how amazing those helmets were when some UCF dude named Storm was trucking their asses? New rule: If you tell me how awesome a team is and they have 80 different uniforms, you can fuck off.

Yeah, I feel better now.

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