THE PRO BOWL PLAYERS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED! LET’S ALL FREAK OUT BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS LEFT OFF THE ROSTER! AHHHHH! SUCH AND SUCH PLAYER WAS ROBBED! I CAN’T BELIEVE ________ ISN’T GOING TO THE PRO BOWL!
And yet all the cool guys will claim they don’t give a shit about the Pro Bowl.
Here’s a list of Pro Bowl snubs for those of you who like to bitch about the dumb things in life. Go spend 10 minutes with your kids. Don’t have kids? Go call your parents and talk about life. Don’t have parents? I’m sorry for your loss.
Calvin Johnson, Matthew Stafford and Jim Schwartz walk into a bar…To watch the NFL playoffs…
#Lions (joke lifted without permission)
In big Vegas casino news, O’Shea’s is open again! There are six beer pong tables in the place.