— Matt Brooks (@MattBrooksWP) December 22, 2013
You think the FedEx Field hot dog vendor was ordered to return with an empty steamer, or do you think a brother just had the munchies?
You know, this FedEx hot dog vendor chowing down his profits is a pretty good metaphor for the Redskins’ season: they started out filled with hope, but then resorted to a form of cannibalism.
Hmmm…If the ‘Skins’ players and coaches were stranded on an island with no food and had to resort to the unthinkable, who gets eaten first?
Gotta be Kyle Shanahan, right?
Live from FEDEX field!! pic.twitter.com/Vbm93rqpK4
— beatassailant (@beatassailant) December 22, 2013