Shit You Won’t See Johnny Manziel Wearing At Disney World
Woah, woah, woah. What the hell do we have here? Is Dee Dee Bonner trying to get AJ ridiculed on Twitter with this shit? Disney hoodie family day? C’mon, Dee Dee. Your son is a three-time BCS champion and you’re parading him around Disney in a Mickey hoodie? He’s not 7.
You know who’s not wearing that shit? Johnny Manziel.
Nope, you won’t see him wearing Mickey shit unless it’s a John Varvatos shirt of Mickey smoking a giant blunt in one hand and slapping the ass of one of Drake’s groupies with his other.
Dee Dee tweeted:
You know what this is? This is taking away time AJ could be spending with Katherine on Splash Mountain, if you know what I mean.
I must give Dee Dee credit on this Disney trip for the ESPN awards crap. She’s going balls to the walls like we advised her after the Auburn loss. Your time to shine is dwindling so if that means rubbing on Herbstreit, you do it. AJ and Katherine Webb had an icy meal with Herbstreit on Wednesday.
Meanwhile, Manziel is off shooting craps with Pluto and Goofy.