Porn Star Mrs. Deauxma Analyzes The BCS: Auburn Or Ohio State?

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Tired of listening to ESPN’s Brad Edwards, or Herbstreit, or Finebaum or Mark May talk about the BCS? Tired of turning on talk radio and some blowhard is telling you how Auburn should jump Ohio State?

Are you ready for a porn star to tell you how Auburn should play in the BCS over an undefeated Ohio State? We went outside the box from the norm that you get from talk radio and ESPN to get analysis from porn legend Mrs. Deauxma. You know her from such classics as MILF Legends 3, Hardscore 2, Monster Mommies, My Mother’s Best Friend 1, Diary of a MILF 2 and No Man’s Land: MILF Edition.

We’ll put @Deauxma‘s IMDB up against Herbstreit’s any day of the week.

Anyway, the porn legend has some feelings about the BCS situation and we’re pretty much the only outlet that will publish those feelings. You think CBS Sports will let Deauxma have a forum? Absolutely not.

I believe Auburn is better and played a tougher schedule than the weak Big 10 that OSU played

Often there are teams with one loss that are better than those zero lost teams due to the conference they play in.

Which led to her feelings on a playoff system.

Thus the BCS is a flawed system, I like the playoff idea, but I think it should be 8 teams not 4.

With a 8 team playoff you get those good teams in that had a late season lost that will be in the playoff

And her thoughts on Manziel?

Very good QB for college, his size may hurt him if he goes up the next step. Another Tebow but smaller

Her Heisman pick?

if the Fla State QB doesn’t go to jail, I have him winning it

Go on.

But then again, what do i know, just a so say porn star with big boobs that likes college football

We’re still waiting to hear back from Deauxma on what she thinks of Herbstreit’s level of hotness and whether she’d have any issue getting Corso in the sack.

Update from Deauxma:

Herbstreit of course is hotter for the younger guy. But, Corso is funny, classy, and distinguished. I’d do him.

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