No time to chat. I’m up against College GameDay so I’ll make this short.
If you’re a Mississippi State student, don’t be surprised if you’re partying with Zach Mettenberger at some point today. He was spotted in a Starkville bar last night. We’re pretty sure the guy is officially in f*** it mode. He’s just out there catching Bama’s roadie and chasing SEC poon.
Also, anyone know where I can get a Budweiser can car? I’ll trade you Cam Newton’s BCS pants for that car right now. Straight up.