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Embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford is defending himself against allegations of drug use, drunk driving and infidelity. He decided to address all of that today in a media scrum at City Hall while he was wearing a Toronto Argonauts jersey.

In case you don’t follow the CFL, the Argos are playing the Hamilton Tiger-Cats in the CFL’s Eastern Final this Sunday at Rogers Centre. A reference to the game was included in Ford’s comments in between a lawsuit announcement and his denial of saying he wanted to perform oral sex on one of his staffers.

Clip above; full text of Ford’s comments below:

“It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She’s a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice.

I’m the last one to take legal action, I can’t put up with it anymore. So I’ve named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I’ve had enough. That’s why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That’s all I have to say for now.

And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little Tiger-Cats.

Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

Is there any mayor — U.S. or Canadian — you’d rather see a football game with? Didn’t think so. Hell, the jersey alone will likely keep him in office through Sunday’s game.

[Intro photo: Mike Hayes]

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